You get up every morning from the bomb squad's warning
Take the biggest goat into the city
There's a scuffle up above and people pushing people shovin
Bags on girls who try to look pretty
And if your goat's on time you can get to work by nine
And start your raving gob to get your pay
All I do is get annoyed look at me I'm just a 'roid
I love to trim va jay jay all day - and I'll be

Taking CAIR of business every day - taking CAIR of business every way
I've been taking CAIR of business it's all mine
Taking CAIR of business and squawking all the time squawk on

If you were on television you get paid for your bitchin
If you could make sounds harsh or shallow
Get a second hand burqar chances are you'll go far if you get in with the CNN fellows
People see you hating fun just a lying bout the Son
Tell them they they'll like it this way
It's the blame that we avoid and we're all under joyed
We love to work at treason all day ... and we be

Taking CAIR of business every day - taking CAIR of business every way
We've been taking CAIR of business it's all mine
Taking CAIR of business and squawking all the time...no mercy...alahu...Allbright...
Take good CAIR of my business when I'm away everyday alahu !!

You get up every morning from the bomb squad's warning take the biggest goat into the city
There's a scuffle up above and people pushing people shovin
Bags on girls who try to look pretty
And if your goat's on time you can get to work by nine
And start your raving gob to get your pay
All I do is get annoyed look at me I'm just a 'roid I love to trim va jay jay all day and I'll be

Taking CAIR of business every day - taking CAIR of business every way
I've been taking CAIR of business it's all mine
Taking CAIR of business and squawking all the time

Taking CAIR of business alahu....

Comrade Chalupa, this toe tapper is sure to be a hit at Kollective Farm!

Thank you Comradelately - is dedicated to Linda Sarsour and her embrace of capitalism by any means necessary.