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Teleanor Prompter

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(sung to the tune of "Eleanor Rigby")



Ah, look at all the voting sheeple
Ah, look at all the voting sheeple

Teleanor Prompter scrolls down the pane on the stage where Obama is seen
He Lives the Dream
Looks like a window, giving a speech that he made for the Press which they adore.
Where is Al Gore?

Ah, look at all the voting sheeple
Where do they all come from ?
All the voting sheeple
Where do they all belong ?

Jonathan Favreau writing the words of a speech that no one will hear
They've come to cheer.
Look at him working. Writing his pap in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

Ah, look at all the voting sheeple
Where do they all come from?
All the voting sheeple
Where do they all belong?

Teleanor Prompter became unplugged on the stage and Obama looked hopelessly lame

Mumbling "Change"
Robert L. Gibbs wiping the sweat from his head as he puts out a spin
With a dumb grin

Ah, look at all the voting sheeple
Where do they all come from?
All the voting sheeple
Where do they all belong?

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Here's my contribution. I didn't know what else to put on the teleprompter, so if you have other ideas, feel free to add...

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"For the benefit of The Common Good
There will be a show tonight
on CNN...."

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Or it could be...

For the benefit of Reverend Wright
There will be a show tonight
on CNN...

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That rhyme makes it infinitely more Progressive.

The Kennedys will all be there
Late of Cloward-Pivens' Fair, what a scene

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I hear if you play the Teleprompter backwards, it can make Obama blurt out all sorts of wild freaky stuff, like "turn me on, dead man."

Some people think that's a subliminal summons to any one of the dozen U.S. presidents with whom Obama identifies at one time or another; others think he's trying to channel Karl Marx. A few think it's just a rebellious Teleprompter making a sarcastic comment to its master.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:. A few think it's just a rebellious Teleprompter making a sarcastic comment to its master.

Disclaimer - I am lonely for the thwack of the golden shovel



It's just a rebellious Teleprompter making a sarcastic comment that it is still master.

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I hear if you play the Teleprompter backwards, it can make Obama blurt out all sorts of wild freaky stuff, like "turn me on, dead man."
Then if you scroll the Inaugural Speech backwards it says "I Bury Ron Paul, John McCain, the Constitution, and the Republic".

A little help.
I know the golden "thwack" of Pinkie's shovel, but what's a "discalimer"?

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I think it's a typo and he means "disclaimer."

But Revolution #9 made more sense than all that blather at Obama's press conference tonight.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:
I hear if you play the Teleprompter backwards, it can make Obama blurt out all sorts of wild freaky stuff, like "turn me on, dead man."
Then if you scroll the Inaugural Speech backwards it says "I Bury Ron Paul, John McCain, the Constitution, and the Republic".

A little help.
I know the golden "thwack" of Pinkie's shovel, but what's a "discalimer"?

thanks for the tip! And thanks to the cube for the edit button.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I think it's a typo and he means "disclaimer."

But Revolution #9 made more sense than all that blather at Obama's press conference tonight.

As always, you are spot on Pinkie!

And about the typo too! :-)

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I love the Red Square Record at the top... Reminds me of the wheels on Canadian cars on South Park.

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At the risk of dating myself here, the square record reminds me of the square Bobby Sherman records from the '70's, that you cut out of the back of the Raisin Bran box.

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At the risk of dating myself here, the square record reminds me of the square Bobby Sherman records from the '70's, that you cut out of the back of the Raisin Bran box.
Or the Archies "Sugar, Sugar" on *GASP* Super Sugar Crisps!
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Glorious! Here's one more ovine vote, even without an oat!


 
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