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That's Her Story.....

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She came to town all lawyered up.
And glared at us over her latte cup.
"Been thirty five years" so she thought real hard,
She said: "I got groped, assaulted, and left scarred"
They said: "You don't know it girl but story blows hard."
And she said: "Well that's my story and I'm stickin'' to it."

"That's her story.
"Oh, that's her story.
"Well, she ain't got no witness and she can't prove it.
"But that's her story and she's stickin'' to it."

She got that deer in the headlight look.
They read her face like the cover of a book.
And said: "You're sitting there acting all kinds of dramatic",
"And your voice is squeaking like you're asthmatic."
Your story's so thin you could see right through it.
Then she stuttered: "Well that's my story and I'm stickin'' to it."

"That's her story." (That's her story.)
"Oh, that's her story." (That's her story.)
"Yeah, she ain't got a witness and she can't prove it,
"But that's her story and she's stickin' to it."

You know the time comes when a liar knows the best thing that she can do
Is just look them in the eye and beg for mercy as you tell all the truth.

"Your honor, Brett and some boys groped me all night,
"There was somebody else, but best friend was outta sight.
"And I know I had to call somebody, eyes look starry.
"Didn't have a cell phones and I didn't ride the lorry .
"You know how much I need this with chagrin but really can't prove it.
"And that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

"That's her story." (That's her story.)
"Oh, that's her story." (That's her story.)
"Yeah, she ain't got no witness and she can't prove it,
"But that's her story and she's stickin'' to it."

"You know I'm doin' metoo thing,
"George Soros went and approved it.
"Well that's her story and she's stickin' to it."


 
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