Standing on the stage at the station - trying to get her message across
The man in the back said you cannot say that
He runs the place and he is the boss

Chris you know it ain't easy - you know how hard it can be
The way things are going - they're gonna crucify me

Finally made the plane into DC - listen to the patriots roar
The media say we don't care how well you play
We're still gonna call you a whore

Chris you know it ain't easy - you know how hard it can be
The way things are going - they're gonna crucify me

Flew from DC down to Texas and Georgia - talkin' to her friends for a week
The newspaper said her Tea Party is dead - she's just a conservative freak

Chris you know it ain't easy - you know how hard it can be
The way things are going - they're gonna crucify me

Trying to save the country we hope and pray
The Dems are trying to have their way
Last night old Matthews said the Party will soon be dead
We'll silence everyone we don't like - Fink!!!

Lightin' a fire in the midwest - rallying the people again
The newspaper said she's a threat to the Fed
We'll never treat her like a friend

Chris you know it ain't easy - you know how hard it can be
The way things are going - they're gonna crucify me

Caught the early plane to Wasilla - finally got some time in the sack
Her family and friends said we wish you success and
We hope we get the country back

Chris you know it ain't easy - you know how hard it can be
The way things are going - they're gonna crucify me.

Chalupski, I'm not accustomed to having someone else's songs in the top 5 rotation. I must get back to the work of the people.


Great stuff.


Also, watch the number of hits. The leftbots go nuts at the mention of Sarah Palin.

Thanks Groucho! You had to go and say you had it all to yourself :) I posted Swelter Skelter at IOTW and only got three thumbs up, then I saw the action you were getting here and had to jump in. I got a whole stack of stuff - I just wrote I'm The One last night - carry on comrade - Chalupski.

Comrade Chalupa. This is most equal! I applaud your competition socialist rivalry with Comrade Groucho Marxist. I would say thank you, but that would be too much praise. The people (that matter) are aware of your work.

Chalupa wrote:Thanks Groucho! You had to go and say you had it all to yourself :) I posted Swelter Skelter at IOTW and only got three thumbs up, then I saw the action you were getting here and had to jump in. I got a whole stack of stuff - I just wrote I'm The One last night - carry on comrade - Chalupski.

There is much inspiration here. Furthermore IOTW is still good for thumbs. When I started writing political parody at SwiftVets and Ann Coulter, I did good to get 15 views much less a comment. While few comment, it is appreciated for the comedy that it is. You're also using songs that I've tried to write as well. The Joker and this one as well. Perhaps a colaboration is in the cards..?

Thank you for your lack of praise Comrade Stalin - mediocrity is the ultimate goal under our Dear Leader. And Comrade Groucho - Lennie e-mails me when he's stumped and needs help with a song - I'm always glad to collaborate. I usually get inspired by ludicrous current events - I usually write better songs when I'm inspired by something than when I just say "OK I'm gonna tweak this song".