You can fill in the " help me Russia" as needed for now


Well since Trump put her down I've been going out of my head
I can't sleep at night and I'm hearing voices in my head

Well, Russia you looked so fine (look so fine)
And we know it wouldn't take much lies
For you to help me Russia
Help me keep from coming apart

She was set for life and Bill was going to be first man
But Trump got elected and it really did ruin our plans..

Russia was great big lie
It was how to get this guy
You got to help us Russia
Help us keep from coming apart

Maybe she could ask Jane Fonda for help, Comrade. She's had experience helping our brothers in Marx in their glorious quest to unite Vietnam under one parasitic tyranny

Well Uncle Ho was down cause Nixon had him on the run
Then Janie came around and sat down at an ack ack gun
Oh Fonda you looked so fine
And we're hoping that you wouldn't mind
If you would .. help us Fonda, help us get em out of the South
Well Help us, Fonda; help help us Fonda (Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao)

(Repeat it five times; five, five five more times)

Help us, Fonda yeah! …. Get 'em out of the South

We were gonna stay with Marx
And South was gonna remain free (oh, Fonda)
But you left the Demrats gum up the works
And reverse it with their treachery*
Oh Fonda, you bought our lies (fraught with lies)
And we never asked the reason why
Why you .. helped us Fonda, helped us get 'em out of the South
Yeah you helped us Fonda, helped helped us Fonda

(Five more helpings .. five, five more helpings ... leading to big finish)
You helped us Fonda yeah!!
Get 'em out of the South

*(Democratic Congress refused to render military assistance when North re-invaded South in 1975. This led directly to the fall of Saigon as US airpower would have crushed this invasion just as it did in 1972 …. Which means Janie had little to do with the final outcome, so I guess this whole song was just a cheap shot. OTOH, what rhymes better with Rhonda than Fonda?

Secret server you're the one
Kept my plans from everyone
Won't you wipe me, secret server girl
Server girl my secret server girl

Round round get around, I get around
Yeah get around round round round (whoo-oo-oo) the People's will

I get around (get around round round, I get around) The Trumpers in town
(Get around round round, I get around) I'm the Schif-ty man
(Get around round round, I get around) Disdain the Founder's plan
Get around round round, I get around

I'm getting bugged trying to work around the Founder's script
I gotta find a new room where the leaks can drip
My tactics and I are getting real well known
Yeah, the Romneys know it and they leave me alone

I get around (get around round round, I get around) the clingers in town
(Get around round round, I get around) I'm Schif-weasel man
(Get around round round, I get around) Don't need no Founder's plan
Get around round round, I get around

We always use the press cause we end-run the law
And we haven't fussed yet about due process clause
None of his rights are guarded cause it wouldn't bright
To leave impeachment thwarted in a stand up fight

I get around (get around round round, I get around) the alt right in town
(Get around round round, I get around) I'm a Schifty man
(Get around round round, I get around) Disdain the Founder's plan
Get around round round, I get around

I get around .. round … yeah round, round round

Round, round, get around I get around
Yeah get around round round, The Founder's plan

Groucho Marxist wrote:Secret server you're the one
Kept my plans from everyone
Won't you wipe me, secret server girl
Server girl my secret server girl

Oh, you beat me to it, Mass Karaoke Hooligan!!! Also, she is our wipin' server girl....like with a cloth?....the thought Hillary as the dusting housewife has a perverse abnormal/normal absurdity that makes 'pelipsky laugh.

jackalopelipsky wrote:

Groucho Marxist wrote:Secret server you're the one
Kept my plans from everyone
Won't you wipe me, secret server girl
Server girl my secret server girl

Oh, you beat me to it, Mass Karaoke Hooligan!!! Also, she is our wipin' server girl....like with a cloth?....the thought Hillary as the dusting housewife has a perverse abnormal/normal absurdity that makes 'pelipsky laugh.

Go for it

wellll....okay.... but, warning it's twisted into Hillary the normal housewife...her own worst nightmare!! And scarin' Hillary sounds really good in the Laika Antler Receivers today.

'pelipsky hopes all Hooligans of Karaoke enjoy scaring Hillary this season. Trick or Treat?
apologetic forelock tug to reeducation.



Little server little one
Made Dems hearts come all undone
Did you wipe me, did you server girl
Server girl our wipin' server girl
We have watched you bank off shore
Dancing while our Class War roars
Did you wipe me did you server girl
Server girl server girl

You'll hide this server forever
While Dem's love would grow

In Saul's ‘linksy he would take you everywhere you go
So we say from me to you
We will make your fears come true
Did you wipe me did you server girl
Server girl our wipin' server girl

Well
Jail server girl our wipin' server girl
Well
Jail server girl our wipin' server girl
Well
Jail server girl our wipin' server girl

I nominate the both of you for "Heroes of The People Equality" for this effort.

May the outcomes always be equal for you

Callmelennie wrote:I nominate the both of you for "Heroes of The People Equality" for this effort.

May the outcomes always be equal for you

For the Cube!!

Hill'ry .. Hill'ry, what went wrong (oh so wrong)
You were .. the next in line for so long (Likeable Girl)
I never thought Madcow could cry
Then you blew it 'gainst the Orangeman Guy
So Hill'ry, Hill'ry didn't get the throne (Well, too bad)

Hill'ry .. Hill'ry you're off your meds (Take your meds)
Think of the nutty sh*t you have said (Where is your brain)
You're downed too many rounds of Zin'
Cause everywhwere you see Putin
Oh Hill'ry, You've become real millstone
Looks so bad

Hill'ry, you shouldn't cry for coup de tat (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
This could .. be demise of Democrats (Proggtard swan song)
You shouldn't open this fault line
Because you have an ax to grind
Oh Hill'ry Hill'ry leave it alone

Hill'ry, Hill'ry didn't get the throne (Well, too bad)
Hill'ry, Hil'ry leave it alone (looks so bad)

The Beach Boys never had it so good till the Hooligans of Karaoke surfed the beach.

Couldn't resist, Comrades .. such a romantic tune

Illicit server, 'licit one
Caused Hill's bid to be undone
Did you wipe it, did you Server Girl
Server Girl, my little Server Girl

Hide E-mails in bathroom stall
Seems you're held above the law
Do you think so, do you Server Girl
Server Girl, my 'licit Server Girl

You cant hide this breach forever
Though they'll let you go
Even if Comey says "No intent here"
Everyone will know

So I say from me to you
[highlight=#ffffff]I don't think you speak the truth[/highlight]Did you rub it, did you Server ....

Girl, Server Girl, my little Server Girl
Oh, Why
Server Girl, my 'licit.Server Girl
Oh, why ....

I just want to hijack this thread yet again to wish each and every Comrade a guilt-ridden Shamegiving. Flagellate and abase both yourselves and others with pride, but remember -- no amount of shame-spiraling can ever truly atone for the depredations of those Christofascist marauders; those so-called … "Pilgrims"

Sheeyah! Pilgrims to a pogromic pillaging is more like it!! Still, the effort must be made, no matter how futile, so that we may cleanse our tainted and inglorious selves of the Original Sin of AmeriKKKa's founding and be worthy of entering into the Glorious World of Next Tuesday

Abase your besmirched selves well, my comrades!! … And have a truly accursed weekend