Did you ever seem to have one of those days
When you really needed to go take a piss
And the people wont recognize you as a girlfriend
Well that used to happen to me all the time
But liberals helped me get out of it

Let me tell you bout it!

Sittin' in a public building all dressed up in drag
Watch'n people walk by and who'd I'd like to shag
When my stomach sings you know it's my cue
Gonna go in the girl's room to do number 2

Piss'n in the girls room
Piss'n' in the girls room
Preacher don't you tell me about all God's rules
Everybody knows that piss'n' standing up is cool

Scratchin' on my balls with women walking in here
Lookin' in the stalls-nah, I have nothing to fear
My liberal friends, passed this law
I can piss in here and I can stand real tall

Piss'n in the girls room
Piss'n' in the girls room
Preacher don't you tell me about all God's rules
Everybody knows that piss'n' standing up is cool

(Long Potty Break…..)

At the gym working out strong
Gonna shower up expose my schlong
Ladies are scream'n and running around
Two hours later you know where I was found

Piss'n in the girls room
Piss'n' in the girls room
Preacher don't you tell me about all God's rules
Everybody knows that piss'n' standing up is cool

Piss'n in the girls room
Piss'n' in the girls room
Piss'n in the girls room
Piss'n' in the girls room
Preacher don't you tell me about all God's rules
Everybody knows that piss'n' standing up is cool

One more time

Piss'n in the girls room
Piss'n' in the girls room
Preacher don't you tell me about all God's rules
Everybody knows that piss'n' standing up is cool

I've gonna pee,
I've thought about this for a long, long time
Maybe you think right now that something's wrong
There's someone here appears to own a schlong
Maybe you shouldn't think of it as mine

Seeing me
or seeing anyone like me in your loo
I'll take for granted that you'll always stare
I'll take it that you'll probably scared
Sometimes, it can't help showing all the way through

It's important to me that you now watch me pee
'Cause I'm going to make you change just for me

Watch me pee
You know that I'll pee with you cos I could
You'll look around to see us once in a while
And then you'll I have a perverted smile
It's now our right because we say it should

It's important to me that you'll watch me pee
'Cause I'm going to make you change just for me

Watch me pee,
You know that I'll pee with you cos I could
I'll come around and pee here once in a while, yes I will
And you'll get to see my perverted smile
It's my right because I say it should

Watch me pee
Watch me pee
Watch me pee

My Dear Comrades, to have the Big Guns come and back me up on my song warms my heart. Or was it the small sip of Vodka I found in the Gulag guards pantry burning a hole in my chest? No, it's the warmth of my heart. I thank you very much. :)

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