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The People's Cube Hip-Hop Theme Song - "PPL³"

Think of one of those cheezy liquor commericals where a group of hipsters is having a grand ole time, laughing it up and trying to be 'all sexy' in some posh bar. That's the mood I've tried to set here. It's very tongue-in-check:

PPL³

Yo, "Party" people get in the groove,
It's cozy inside The People's Cube.
We've got Stoli on the rocks
And Cuban cigars.
All our food is grown
On collective farms.
The sofas are covered in crimson plush,
Courtesy of our man, George Soros.

So come on in - kick back, unwind.
Get yourself plugged into the Hive Mind.
Shake that azz; bump and gyrate,
Raise your glass and toast the nanny state.
Drink it down, then hit the bong:
Keep the party rockin' till the break of dawn.

Look over there, it's Red Square.
He's a man on mission and he likes to share
His knowledge of the science
Of the Greater Good™,
Handin' out agitprop in your neighborhood.

Laika's upstairs in the satellite
Beamin' transmission and keepin' it tight.
Watchin' over us from the upper strats
Off the leash and barkin' at moonbats.

We've even got our own token capitalist,
But Halliburton can't hang with my man, Otis.
He's takin' socialism into outer space,
Potemkingrad will save the human race!

Our history professor is Palimpsest,
Better toe the Party Line or you'll get an "F".
He makes world-class wines at his chateaux,
Keeps his libraries stocked with Michel Foucault.

Is there a doctor in house? Yeah, it's Fuku
Home boy's got the cure for what ails you.
He's a serious man, rarely cracks a smile,
Got the bedside manner of a crocodile.

Now I gotta give props to Chairman Meow
That cat really knows how to roll in style.
He eats at five stars', gets around in a benz
He's got more $oft ca$h than he could ever spend.

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I have music to go with it and hope to record the rap in the near future. Sorry that I did not have room to rhyme about all of our main contributors, but then the song would be 10 minutes long.

Word to the Muthaland,

- "E"

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Word to da Muthaland, E! You're a true people's poet, and it's time you know it!

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I did not have room the rhyme about all of our main contributors, but then the song would be 10 minutes long.

That's a lot of contributors....

Red Square wrote:Word to da Muthaland, E! You're a true people's poet, and it's time you know it!

Yo, yo: What up, Red Squaya!?! Dig it: I appreciate the props, especially comin' from a playa like you, 'G'. Keep keepin' it real.

Pimpin' for The People™ in the underground soundlab,

-E

Premier Betty wrote:That's a lot of contributors....

Premier Betty, here's a little somethin' for you:

P. Betty's kung-fu will crush your bones,
And then he'll send in the Nixon clones.

We got the People's rapper here...anybody want to second that motion?

V. Ivanov


 
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