Day-O, Day-ay-ay-O
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day
me say day-ay-ay-O
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home

Please Mister Re-eid, let me go-o
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home
Lame duck session now a jo-oke
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home

Come Mister vote-counter, tally me vo-ote
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home
Come Mister vote-counter, tally me vo-ote
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home

One bill, five bill, ten bill MORE!
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home
Don' raise the tax on every-ONE!
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home

Day-O, me say Day-ay-ay-O
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day
me say day-ay-ay-O
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home

No more taxin' the common folk
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home
Givin' up missles is no joke
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home

One bill, five bill, ten bill MORE!
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home
T S A pat-downs go too FAR!
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home

Come Mister vote-counter, tally me vo-ote
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home
Come Mister vote-counter, tally me vo-ote
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home

Day-O, me say Day-ay-ay-O
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day
me say day-ay-ay-O
Christmas Day come, me wanna go home