Submitted by Sheik Yer'mami
https://islamcomicbook.com/lyrics3.htm
Caution: contains explicit lyrics.

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The Shoe Bomber

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Put a bomb in your shoe!
Let's put a bomb in your shoe!
Richard, be a good Muzzie,
Don't cha be no pussy!
Put a bomb in your shoe
and blow away!

Put a bomb in your shoe!
Let's put a bomb in your shoe!
Be a real cool Muzzie fighter,
and don't forget your lighter!
Put a bomb in your shoe
and blow away!

Yeah, you get seventy-two virgins
in Allah's bordello in the sky.
And you get twenty-four boys
with liquid brown eyes.

You can boogie in the daytime,
and you can boogie all night long.
In Mohammed's bordello,
you get wine, women and song!

(Jihad boogie music interlude.)

Let's put a bomb in your shoe!
Put a bomb in your shoe! (Richard, yeah!)
Be a real Mujahadeen,
Make sure you're not kiddin'!
Put a bomb in your shoe and blow away!

Yeah, you get seventy-two virgins
in Allah's bordello in the sky.
And you get twenty-four boys
with liquid brown eyes.

You can boogie in the daytime,
and you can boogie all night long.
In Mohammed's bordello,
you get wine, women and song!

Yeah, when you lost your balls in Jihad
and you can no longer screw,
You can always ask Mohammed,
to do it for you!

Yeah, in Mohammed's bordello,
if you don't know what to do,
Just ask Mohammed to put
another bomb in your shoe!

(Jihad boogie music interlude until the end!)

And you get twenty-four boys
with liquid brown eyes.

I wonder what that liquid brown substance might be....

Their mascara?