[ The song actually starts at 1:30 in, but the video is hilarious ]

Someone hand me that bucket
To borrow, to borrow
Someone hand me that bucket
To borrow and throw

I'll pitch it – CNN, CNN, CNN
I'll pitch it – CNN, CNN – – pitch it

Well, everyone pitch it
To you know, to you know
Well, everyone pitch it
To you know – that smut!

To the brig – CNN, CNN, CNN
To the brig – CNN, CNN, to the brig!

They're full of Lib'rals nuts
We all know, we all know
They're full of Lib'ral nuts
We all know – they're nuts!

Dirty tricks – CNN, CNN, CNN…
[ time out to laugh at CNN ]

Ahhh, MANIACS – CNN, CNN, CNN
MANIACS – CNN, CNN – MANIACS!

CNN – we get it – CNN, CNN
CNN – we get it – CNN – you're nuts

Abusers – CNN, CNN, CNN
Abusers – CNN, CNN – Abusers!

CNN – truth stretcheth
And you know and you know
CNN – truth stretcheth
And you know – all nuts!

Here's the bucket – CNN, CNN, CNN
Here's the bucket – CNN, CNN – I'll chuck it!

Someone hand me that bucket
To borrow, to borrow
Someone hand me that bucket
To borrow and throw!

Oh yeah!