She Told Him Don't You Ever Tweet Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, Your Dirty Underwear
The Fire's In The Press And Their Words Are Real Clear
You Tweeted, You Tweeted

[2nd Verse]
You Better Run, You Better Dodge If You Can
They Wanna See Your Blood, Career In Garbage Can
You Might Be Through, Better Have A Good Plan
You Tweeted, Cos You're A Stupid Cad

[Chorus]
You Tweeted, Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It
If You Get Caught You Can Delete it
Showin' How Funky Long Is Your Junk
It Doesn't Matter To Left Or Right
Just Tweet It, Tweet It
Just Tweet It, Tweet It
Just Tweet It, Tweet It
Just Tweet It, Tweet It

[3rd Verse]
They're Out To Get You, Better Clean Out Your Cache
Don't Wanna Be Too Coy, Like You Gotta Plan
You Wanna Stay Alive, Breitbart Kicks Your Can
Delete It, Delete It

[4th Verse]
You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not Scared
You're Playin' 'Round Your Wife, Like She Ain't Really There
She'll Kick You, Then She'll Beat You,
Then Divorce Won't Be Fair
You Tweeted, Cos You're a Stupid Cad

[Chorus]
You Tweeted, Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It
No One Saw You Delete It
Showin' How Hunky Long Is Your Junk
It Doesn't Matter If Jockeys White

[Chorus]
Just Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It
Lawyer Yer Self Up And Beat It
Showin' How Hunky Long Is Your Junk
It Doesn't Matter To Left Or Right
You Tweeted, Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It

[Chorus]
Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It
Knowin' That The Cold Will Shrink It
Know Those Flunkys Want To See Your Junk
It Doesn't Matter If Briefs Or Whites

Just Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It
No One Saw You Delete It
Showin' How Hunky Long Is Your Junk
It Doesn't Matter To Left Or Right

[Chorus]
Just Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It
Lawyer Yer Self Up And Beat It
Showin' All The Ho's Long Is Your Junk
It Doesn't Matter If Fruit Or Loons

[Chorus]
Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It
Knowin' That The Cold Will Shrink It
Those Flunkys Want To See Your Junk
It Doesn't Matter To Left Or Right
Tweet It, Tweet It, Tweet It
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