She was born in Stockholm Sweden
Her mother's name is Malena Ernman
She's not responsible for what she's doin'
Her parents made her dumb as hell

She says up against the wall, first world leaders
Stuff that'd just make Hitler swell
She just sixteen and travelin' in a private yacht
Just skippin' her school classes and dumb as hell

She sure does like that high priced fare
She wolfs it down with single use plastic dishes
She's 10th grade liberal indoctrination
And on the boat's back is a coexist bumper sticker

She says up against the wall, first world leaders
Stuff that'd just make Stalin swell
She just sixteen and travelin' in a private yacht
Just skippin' her school classes and dumb as hell

G is for Gaia she worships and brings her luck
R is for the Recycling of sound bites
E is for Environment
T is for Tyranny
A is for Arrogance
And it all spells GRETA

Up against the wall, first world leaders
Stuff that'd just make Castro swell
She just sixteen and travelin' in a private yacht
Just skippin' her school classes and dumb as hell

She says up against the wall, first world leaders
Stuff that'd just make Mao swell
She just sixteen and travelin' in a private yacht
Just skippin' her school classes and dumb as hell
In the north land Stockholm Sweden in EU

Just skippin' her school classes and dumb as h.e.double toothpicks.
People in glass greenhouses...well, you took care of that 'issue'.

This is why you are, and forever will be, the Mass Hooligan of Karaoke, Groucho Marxist.

yours in much hate and vitriol,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549