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Watching the Progressives

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Watching The Progressives

Nice progs, not one with a deficit
Cellophane shrink-wrapped, politically correct
Red beets under contraband legs
She looks so good that he gets down and begs

(CHORUS) She is watching the Progressives
"ooooooooObama so cute"
She is watching the Progressives
When they dupe, dupe, dupe, dupe
They beat him up until the teardrops start
But he can't be choosy 'cause he's not so smart

Long shot at that union sign
Leg is Tingling uncontrollably fine
Cut to baby taking off her clothes
Close-up of the sign that says "the dead must vote"
He snatches at you and you match his cigarette
She pulls the lies out with a face like a magnet
I don't know how much more of this I can take
She's filing nails for The New World of Next Tuesday

(REPEAT CHORUS)

You think you're alone until you realize you're in it
The shovel's here to stay, love is here for a visit
They call it instant justice when the gulag's on the ticket
Comrade's scratching at the window, I wonder who is it?
The Progressives come to check if you belong to the parents
Who are ready to hear the worst about their daughter's disappearance
Though it nearly took a miracle to get you to stay
It only took my little fingers to vote you away

Just like watching the Progressives
Don't get duped
It's just like watching the Progressives
I get so greedy when the teardrops start
But he can't be choosy 'cause he's not so smart

Watching the Progressives
It's just like watching the Progressives
Watching the Progressives
Watching the Progressives
(REPEAT AND FADE)


 
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