For your edification, Comrades, "Nebbi" is one of two words for "Prophet"



Your Mahdi don't dance and your Nebbi don't rock and roll
Your Mahdi don't dance and your Nebbi don't rock and roll
When mullahs come around
And they stone young lovers down
Where do you go
To feel your oats

The old sheikhs say that you gotta stow away your bints
If she's out at the suq, showing arm to Farouq
It's a sin
You know there's no relievin'
You know you'll have to die
To touch women

(And it's all because)

Your Mahdi don't dance and your Nebbi don't rock and roll
Your Mahdi don't dance and your Nebbi don't rock and roll
When mullahs come around
And they stone the women down
Where do you go
To feel your oats

You sign up with ISIS
Gun down Yazid men
You do atrocious acts
To restore Bilad al Shem
You run amok in Mosul
Rounding up Messihs
They're acting meek, but then your sheikh yells
"Allah Akbar, Kaffirs!"
Kabloo-ie .. You're praying with me
Or paying the fee

(And you kill because)

Your Mahdi don't dance and your Nebbi don't rock and roll
Your Mahdi don't dance and your Nebbi don't rock and roll
When mullahs come around
And they stone the lovers down
Where do you go
To feel your oats
Where do you go
To feel your oats
Where do you go
You'll need a goat

Again your equality amazes me...