New York declares itself a sanctuary city for Hillary

Iran declares itself a sanctuary country for Obama

In a stunning act of reconciliation with a vanquished political foe, Trump appoints Hillary Clinton as an Ambassador to Libya.

With irony toward none as Lincoln might say, People's Cube sells out funny Safety Pin With Note From Mom t-shirts to rioters

Clinton makes surprise consoling speaking appearances to her disappointed voters for a quarter million a pop.

Look for the PoliticsFree label at your local grocer to make sure you don't buy from companies that don't want your business anymore

Stop 'Any Change' Now!

After years of trial and error, CIA successfully employs the "waiting it out" technique on Fidel Castro

NYT: Fidel Castro world's sexiest corpse

Can I get a T-shirt deal now?

Castro's last words

Millions of Cubans Confused....

Show up to Castro's eulogy but hear Mother Theresa's

All Cultures are equal. Yet only the Culture of White Man is appalling.

The People's Cube publishes new adult coloring book that uses only one color

The nation blames Republicans' repeal of Obamacare for the declining longevity.

Hillary suggests government newspaper TRUTH to counter "fake news"

in Venezuela the state is Santa once. Once.

Children in Venezuela cook and eat their Christmas toys

Millions claim they would have voted Hillary if not for Russia doing some kind of weird internet hack thingy or something

Jill Stein blames Russian election conspiracy for everyone laughing at her everywhere she goes

Russian Hackers Fell In Love With Trump

CIA report outlines how Russia used "I am a Russian autocrat and I need your help to deposit a million dollars in the bank" scam on the DNC and Whitehouse

Russkiye divyersanty distract Amyerikans from bending the Arc of Vote Justice to the korrekt side:

Putin's vote-maskirovka targeted even Amyerikans with a color boob tube! :

... and Putin himself dragged The One's attention from campaigning!

Not only is a crew, like, on the way to its Mars-rocket.
The Greatest Leader in Universe - since Big Bang - goes now public, says they, the crew, will immediately start cancer research there, on the Red Planet.

The most important step in this Historically Unprecedented endeavor is underway - the closing dot just put on the Cancer Marsshot Bill.
As soon as the ink is dry, the Bill goes to His Office, where He has a phone and a pen.

Democrats have list, launch UnAmerican Activities hearings into Red scare

'I lost so I'm going to poison the well and scorch the earth,' explained Hillary

“Here is a fundamental reality for John Kerry,” Prime Minister Netanyahu responded. “The Obama administration can either be progs or democratic, but it cannot be both.”

Allegedly, Trump "chose" two women to his administration. Not true. He grabbed them.

"Our intel report proving Russian vote hacking that we made public looks so lame because the Russian vote hackers hacked our report and made it look stupid," explained the intelligence community.

https://www.us-cert.gov/sites/default/f ... 6-1229.pdf

Abraham Lincoln unleashed unbounded prosperity with the Homestead Act making the land private property, Obama reverses the idea; How The West Was Lost

Schoolchildren jailed for building only white snowmen

Obamacare cannot be replaced with freedom or millions will be free, explain congressional democrats

Robots brilliantly solve Rubik's Cube.
Spurred by Wikipedia-brouhaha, Robots compete now for Fastest The People's Cube Solve Award.

The dissolution of Obamacare greatly resembles the dissolution of the USSR.

A return to freedom or "Make America Sick Again"?

January 20th upcoming, stock market notes a historical boom in heavy-duty document shredders.

If universities are industries manufacturing and selling ideas can they be brought up on anti-trust charges?

As inauguration nears, Obama pardons Bradley Manning and Vladimir Putin for leaking documents to Wikileaks.

"Journalism is the continuation of war by other means."

Millions of democrats distraught as the reality of having to find real jobs sets in

Marching Pussyhat girls go wild over Bill Clinton in his new Horndoghat

The left doesn't engage in politics it engages in war. War is patriotic again.

[You don't hate politics, you hate war. The left lives for war.]

Global warming is a computer simulation game. The only way to win is not to play.

Women's march against fascism completed; with 400,000 fewer deaths than the original!!

Ghastly concentration camps uncovered where so-called "housewives" were forced to live inauthentic lives slaving away in kitchens!!

Disappointed with P45.
Why didn't he issue an order (yet) to raise the minimum wage to, say, $75 per hour?

Massive Gay Day parade to honor Pink Army's heroic defense of the Vaginaland from the forces of the Phallofascist beast

Key democrats plan safari to deepest darkest America to meet the primitive natives of that land, perhaps convert them

Only on the left can you believe that Russia stole the election for Trump is an absolute fact, but vote fraud is utterly impossible.

Climate scientists strike because Trump, no one notices

Dan Rather has proof Donald Trump shirked his duties while in service with the Texas Air National Guard

NASA: the increase in number of asteroids endangering the Earth may be anthropogenic.

President Trump signs executive order making California and New York national monuments. Residents have two days to vacate.

Will the groundprog be frightened by it's own shadow and hide or will there be another season of insane protests?

"We had to burn down free speech in order to save free speech."

'The Resistance' against fascism fights over who'll be The Supreme Leader

Government scientists march for more politics in science

New CBS poll shows that majority of Democrats consider Christianity as violent as Islam

The People's Cube heartily endorses Elizabeth Warren for President, the most Stalinist 2020 candidate that can win!

"Judge Robart, you've assumed the great presidential burden of America's safety, so what are you going to do if there is a terrorist attack because of your lax immigration policy?"

"In that event I think I'd better hide."

The American people fear the loss of their betters telling them what to do, is the urgent message of The Million Regulator March

If Obama and Putin were to conspire together against Trump this is how it would unfold

The racist, misogynist roots of 'Full speed ahead.'

The classic struggle for “something for nothing” eventually will find it way to the lowest common denominator: The People's Cube.:-)

NAACP requires photo ID to attend anti voter ID protest march

NEWS WE JUST DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE ABOUT Celebrates!

Sean Penn presents the entirely new approach to losing weight -- the Venezuelan Diet. Lose 19lb per year and keep them off while living in the Worker's Paradise, guaranteed!

On wiretapping:

Mob rule on campus. All trains lead to the same train wreck.

"Stand up and resist." Yes, we did. Now go away.

University ranked "very intolerant" on free speech censors the study and all involved.

"Gentlemen, please. You can't enforce the law here. This is a California court house."

The President goes on SNL and does an impersonation of Alec Baldwin.

Chocolate milk is found to have been a symbol of ISIS for a long time.

Time: "Is Time Magazine Dead?" "Is Truth Dead?"

BOMBSHELL: Evidence proves Donald Trump conspired with his campaign to defeat Hillary Clinton

U.S. drops "mother of all bombs." Mothers offended

Scholars debate the important issue of the day: Is calling the Motherland the Motherland sexist and patriarchal?

Nail-biter : So, is P45 Trumpitler or Trumputin ? _(by Marx, Trumputler ??)

What came first The Popular Front or identity politics?