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10/11/2019, 2:05 pm

Elizebeth Warren to star in new movie "The Victimhood of Others"

10/11/2019, 3:00 pm

In the upcoming election all you really have to do is ask one question: Is the Party better off now than it was four years ago?

10/12/2019, 6:38 am

Trumputler's impeachment hovers like a Damokles sword written on the walls of Jericho.

(@Millennial Beets (if need be):

Damocles, Menetekel, Jericho)

(Jericho-quickie: 15 sec)

10/14/2019, 4:33 am

Democraps hellbent to impeach Trumputler into a landslide second term

10/14/2019, 1:32 pm

Trump suggests a tax on Biden family bribes to subsidize prescription drugs

10/15/2019, 9:15 am

NBA: Yes, our players must bow to muezzin calls, too (and Koran-korrektly, toward Makkah!)

10/15/2019, 4:16 pm

It doesn't take a vote of the House to authorize an impeachment inquiry, it merely takes the Democrat party to authorize an impeachment inquiry

10/16/2019, 10:04 am

Contrite Trump apologizes, tells nation that conversation with Zelensky was just "chamber room talk."

10/16/2019, 1:05 pm

10/17/2019, 12:19 pm

Trump pulling 28 troops out of Syria has completely flipped the balance of power throughout the Middle East!

10/17/2019, 1:09 pm

In protest of president Trump, Nancy Pelosi glues herself to "All roads lead to Putin."

10/18/2019, 3:41 pm

The administrative state when effectively challenged will always become a police state

10/18/2019, 11:22 pm

Hillary blames all of her problems on a vast leftwing conspiracy

10/19/2019, 9:27 am

Margaret wrote:Trump pulling 28 troops out of Syria has completely flipped the balance of power throughout the Middle East!

... actually, the balance of all civilization (ah, no, of the whole Planet, nay, Universe)!

(as for your following three News - oh, my poor troika of screen+keyboard+coffee :-)

10/19/2019, 9:40 am

... and (says a TPC Komrad|e|tte|x, when asked) my pronouns: beets, beets, beets.

10/19/2019, 2:36 pm

Orange man bad! Well okay, how about mostly bad? No. Okay, would you believe orange man is kinda bad? Well, would you believe me if I told you orange man is very bad at something. I'll bet he's a very lousy singer.

10/20/2019, 12:15 am

If Obama had a hotel...

10/22/2019, 12:30 pm

Laika the People's Friend fully keeps up with Current Zeitgeist:

(Laika's original wording, only rearranged according to Pic Barn's #314 width limitation to 600 px)

10/22/2019, 1:41 pm

The Left lynches Donald Trump for saying that the Left lynches Donald Trump

10/22/2019, 3:21 pm

Breaking: Trump attempt to interfere with American election

10/23/2019, 11:28 am

The Thin Orange Line

10/23/2019, 8:48 pm

Margaret wrote:The Thin Orange Line

ORANGE LINE BAD

10/24/2019, 1:14 pm

Democraps in dilemma (impeachment no good, lynching no good), pick the middle road - kangaroo court.

10/24/2019, 11:13 pm

Many leftwing periodicals face bankruptcy, blame being targeted as MAGAzines.

10/25/2019, 7:24 am

FACT CHECK: Trump calls Republicans who don't support him "human scum." FALSE! No Republicans are human, and all Republicans are scum.

10/25/2019, 8:43 am

Romney DNA Test Reveals He is 1/1064th Republican.

10/25/2019, 8:02 pm

All of a sudden, US Attorney John Durham reported as potentially "severely suicidal"

10/26/2019, 11:35 am

California impeaches Donald Trump for collusion with wildfires in election fraud scam, further California news to be posted as blackouts permit

10/27/2019, 9:13 pm

Next Tuesday themed haunted house is so scary they'll pay $20,000 to anyone that can make it through

10/28/2019, 11:52 am

The Washington Post, austere scholar at helm of deep state, killed in suicide blast during internet ridicule raid on compound

10/28/2019, 8:11 pm

Antifa doxxes president Trump

10/29/2019, 1:39 am

Pencil Neck demands a) austere religious scholar to be recreated (via gentech or whatever, from the scraps retrieved in a tunnel), b) Operation Kayla to be rerun, c) he, Pencil Neck, must this time be duly informed, in advance.

10/29/2019, 2:38 am

Austere religious scholar's entourage in relief, that the spec-op guys didn't chase Abu Bakr in the tunnel by a Spec Ops piggy

10/29/2019, 12:04 pm

CAIR resolves: To most effectively whip up impeachment fervor after Trumputler killed the austere scholar of Baghdad, yammer the PETA way about his abuse of hush-hush doggies, man's person's best friends.

10/29/2019, 9:27 pm

Democrats demand hero dog recuse itself.

10/30/2019, 10:42 am

Tulsi Gabbard campaigns on socialism in one country platform

10/30/2019, 11:22 am

Margaret wrote:Tulsi Gabbard campaigns on socialism in one country platform

Or is it "socialism in one county platform"?

[OFF]
A good line but how many people will get the reference to Lenin's idea of building socialism in Russia alone, in contradiction to Marx's original idea of a world-wide socialist revolution?

10/30/2019, 6:04 pm

Red Square wrote:
Margaret wrote:Tulsi Gabbard campaigns on socialism in one country platform

Or is it "socialism in one county platform"?

[OFF]
A good line but how many people will get the reference to Lenin's idea of building socialism in Russia alone, in contradiction to Marx's original idea of a world-wide socialist revolution?

Don't underestimate what people know.

10/30/2019, 6:10 pm

For your holiday gift list: the Peoples Cube 2020 Calendar; featuring the same picture of a Peoples Cube every month of the year

10/31/2019, 8:16 pm

Wiccans offended by Trump's repeated tweeting of the phrase "Witch-hunt. "

Policy states "if you ain't one, you can't use the W-word..."

11/1/2019, 3:16 pm

The army of King Victor, self-declared King of California, clashes with the army of The Majority Party People's Democratic Front in pitched battle across hundred mile front; further California news to be posted as blackouts permit

11/1/2019, 7:34 pm

All Democrat candidates drop out. Pin hopes on military coup.

11/2/2019, 8:59 pm

Rep. Schiff: any prosecution of a Democrat by a Republican official is both a high crime and a misdemeanor.

11/3/2019, 10:00 pm

$.$. Halliburton officially joins the Warren campaign. "If we enslave the world in wars of conquest and make the conquered countries all pay annual tribute we can pay for it. Easy. Do the math!"

11/5/2019, 3:02 pm

Hillary Clinton comes up with new strategy for presidential race, advises democrats to figure out how to win electoral college

11/6/2019, 1:42 pm

Adam Schiff, "Our 2020 campaign is simple - "No man, no problem."

11/10/2019, 1:27 am

Elizabeth Warren has a central plan for that!

11/10/2019, 3:36 pm

In answer to Germany erecting a statue of Ronald Reagan in Berlin, Iran erects statue of Obama at their airport where he delivered pallets of cash

11/12/2019, 12:54 am

What's the difference between California and the USSR? The USSR had electricity.

11/14/2019, 3:20 pm

Bombshell: Jeffry Epstein was the whistleblower ... and he didn't kill himself

11/14/2019, 4:08 pm

As St. Greta sets sail on a catamaran (route Virginia→Portugal), Germany, the planetary führer of Klimatism, urges UN to mandate a transition of the whole global fleet to catamaran technology (deadline 2030).

11/15/2019, 1:07 am

Schiff to call his Amazon Alexa who "knows absolutely everything" to testify

11/16/2019, 12:46 am

Is the electoral college racist? Democrat House ponders affirmative action for it's admissions.

11/16/2019, 6:11 pm

"I make $82 thousand a month at home doing nothing and you can too! It's easy just click the link for your free introductory Hunter Biden's Success course."

11/17/2019, 2:04 am

Hillary committed crimes but she didn't intend to. Trump didn't commit any crimes but he intended to. Remember this holiday season, it's the thought-crime that counts.

11/17/2019, 1:10 pm

Springtime For Democrats - The spoof of a spoof that brought down the House.

[Or should that be Springtime For Stalin?]

11/17/2019, 10:05 pm

The media aren't "27 year olds who know nothing," they are 15 year olds who know everything

11/18/2019, 12:20 pm

Has there ever been a case of bribery in which no individual was the recipient of a bribe?

11/19/2019, 1:20 pm

S.W.A.M.P.
Socialists
Wielding
America's
Mass
Propaganda

11/19/2019, 2:42 pm

Vindman: I violated the UCMJ and all military good order and discipline by going outside the chain-of-command because it was a busy week

11/19/2019, 4:07 pm

The problem the democrats are having with the impeachment is the more people see the democrats the more people see the democrats

11/20/2019, 1:24 am

Answer: Warren Peace

Question: What novel takes place during the world war centered in America that took place after Elizabeth crowned herself Empress of the American Empire?

11/21/2019, 3:55 pm

Strong Communism demands quid pro quo, something for something, this for that, (the fundamental principle at the heart of capitalism and trade!) the lever of all power and oppression, be exposed and abolished in all it's forms

11/22/2019, 11:51 am

“If you like your doctor I have decided to allow you to keep your doctor for two years, after that I will tell you exactly what you can and cannot do!” is Elizebeth Warren's new campaign battle cry

11/22/2019, 1:20 pm

If a democrat debate falls in a CNN and nobody hears it does it make a sound?

11/22/2019, 2:16 pm

Breaking: There may have been some irregularities with the FISA application, reports CNN

11/22/2019, 4:22 pm

Now that Adam Schiff's statist version of a Festivus Airing of Grievances is over, on to the Festivus Feats of Strength

11/24/2019, 7:57 pm

Lieutenant Colonel (Please) Vindman nominated for Nancy Pelosi's "Distinguished Elf on the Shelf" medal (which will look absolutely spiffy on his ribbon rack...)

11/30/2019, 10:26 pm

Trump's press derangement syndrome drives him to change his Thanksgiving Day plans just to get a reporter fired

12/1/2019, 1:25 am

“My running mate will be a woman that can pass the smell test,” says Joe

12/2/2019, 2:51 pm

Noted constitutional scholar Professor Van Nostrand from The People's Cube to testify on 'What the little people need to know to understand this impeachment thing.' before the House Judiciary committee Wednesday.

12/3/2019, 3:42 pm

And my pronouns are Genosse, Genosse, Genosse.

(cum plurals kollektive, kollektive, kollektive)

12/3/2019, 3:44 pm

Attention naughty kids: This season, Santa will put no coal <spit!spit!> lumps in your stockings, but a speech of UN Fatso Guterres plus a picture of Saint Greta

12/7/2019, 5:22 pm

It's morning in America and the only industry in US losing jobs and money is the MSM

12/10/2019, 5:19 pm

Democrats to impeach Trump on charges of abusing the democrat party and obstructing the democrat party.

12/13/2019, 1:15 pm

First Donald, now Boris.
Komrades, quirky hairdo in straw tint appears a powerful weapon of RRReactionary KKKapitalizm!

12/14/2019, 9:53 pm

AND THEN THERE WERE NONE

Magatha Christie's new mystery thriller centered around the Democrat debates

Is one of them the killer? Or are they being murdered by the mysterious individual that set up the debate?

Previously published as TEN LITTLE CLOWNS

12/15/2019, 1:23 pm

Bombshell: New Steele dossier proves Boris Johnson colluded with the Russians to steal the election and how he had Moscow prostitutes pee on the bed Jeremy Corbyn slept in

12/15/2019, 5:33 pm

CNN: The democrat party didn't kill itself!

12/16/2019, 1:17 pm

"Remember the Maine" -- 1898
"Remember Pearl Harbor" -- 1941
"Remember the Democrat Party Machine" -- 2019

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