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News We Don't Have Time To Write About (archive)

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Margaret wrote:Under my administration we've already provided the entire country with electricity, said Biden
Margaret wrote:Under my administration we've already provided the entire country with a highway system, said Biden
Margaret wrote:Under my administration we've already provided the entire country with public sanitation, said Biden
Margaret wrote:Under my administration we've already provided the entire country with grocery stores, said Biden
apogee:

Under my administration we'll provide the entire country with People's Cubes, says Premier Cho Bai-Din

( Cho Bai-Din : spasiba, Komrade Ivan! )

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Margaret wrote:Biden tries to gin up enthusiasm for his infrastructure bill by suggesting it will lead to planes that can travel 21,000 miles an hour
... and swiftly corrected: no, uh, two million and one thousand.. um, that's.. two hundred and million

... hours, he faintly added

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“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt,” said Joe Biden. "And you can quote me on that."

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If white people are racism and racism is white people then antiracism is...

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The great thing about ignorance is that you never realize when history is repeating itself. - Daniel Greenfield


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US forces are coming out of Afghanistan, but will stay in the District of Columbia

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Say D.C. does become a State - what would it's State constitution look like?

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Vernacular cancellations: "Balkanization" replaced by "Amerikkkanization", effective immediately

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Study finds:
Historic misreading of Frakturschrift (German Fraktur): The REAL name of the Greatest Teacher of Humanity was Masx, Korral Masx

(this unveiled, a thorough revision of the MEANING of His writings starts at CDC)

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"Okay, you did build that. Now I'm taking it." - Biden

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“A depression is when you lose your job, a recession is when your neighbor loses his job, a recovery is when Joe Biden loses his job.”

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“The American Republic will endure until the day criminals discover they can take it over and commit crime on a social scale.” — The updated Alexis de Tocqueville

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Biden triumphantly announces peace in our time

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Science only begets knowledge. Wisdom begets government.

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Biden praises Colonial Pipeline hack, gas shortage: C'mon maaan, we approach Paris!

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PRIME (People's Research to Identify Misnamed Entities) finds: It's not ba:ythovn, it's Ludwig van Beetshoveln (luːtvɪç fan biːt'ʃoːvəln)

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Atypic activity originating from Gaza met with iron fist by the Zionist entity - said Psaki, circling back a sober attitude of the Harris/Biden administration

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In response to Biden's demand that Israel significantly deescalate it's attacks against Hamas President Netanyahu demanded Biden significantly deescalate Biden's attacks against America

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If Joe Biden had a brain one wonders what it would say

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Joe Biden announces he's going to run for president

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In real terms if you adjust inflation with inflation there is no real inflation at all, says press secretary Jen Psaki


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Everyone who voted for Joe Biden is rolling over in their graves right now

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Socialists to vow to fight against Critical Socialism Theory

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Joe Biden signs executive order to destroy the popcorn industry for some reason

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If you stare into the abyss long enough Joe Biden stares back

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CRT advocates claim to have ESP, can "see" the racism and evil in every white person

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Jeff Dunham sues Biden for stealing Walter's look

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Biden suggests we need to expand our reading of the 2nd Amendment: Nukes and F-15 jet fighters for all!

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It's now:

Xze/She/He who controls the past controls the future.
Xze/She/He who controls the present controls the past.

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Diversity, inclusion and equity - put them all together and they spell DIE

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Idea that CRT is being taught in K-12 just a conspiracy theory by white supremacists trying to maintain their systemically racist police state

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New remake of the 1950's horror movie Them to be titled Them/They

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(just à propos Miss Nevada)

Study finds: Albert Einstein was, indeed, a woman. Born Alberta Zwieduft, turned seminal physicistx, xhe regendered xherself - just to get accepted in the renownedly gynophobic STEM club.

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(again à propos Miss Nevada)
(or:
..Yet another supremacy on the prowl.
..And once again the Victim Archipelago widens.)

Hypergrotesque: (ex?-)penis-carriers start ordaining to women what constitutes a true aura féminine

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Debunked: Claims of coronavirus originating from a secret laboratory placed on the dark side of the Moon and operated by Bill Gates and Adolf Hitler are definitely false, says Biden Administration

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UN/WHO proposes "CoV-2 vaccinated" as a new gender - this as an "escape route" for those unwilling to receive a 'BillyBoy jab' and eager to avoid the otherwise (already preprogrammed) persecution by gubmint force

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Masses demand: Hollywood, when the fuck comes a transgender Bond?

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Unhinged: KKKapitalist Bezos (plus three other whiteys) strains remaining Humanity's Carbon Budget adding kilotons of that poison, just to briefly watch Gaia from above

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"His use of white space is pure genius." Unknown buyer pays $10 million for the Hunter Biden painting "Polar bear in blizzard"


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Joe Biden doesn't care about the huge carbon footprint of his ice cream cone

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California clean energy bill mandates the use of only OPE energy. Other people's electricity.

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Taking a cue from Cubans in America, Americans in America protest outside the White House demanding Biden free America

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House passes bill outlawing common sense

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Study finds: The recent riots unrest inconveniences in Cuba are not caused by Covid-19, they are triggered by Global Warming Climate Change Planetary Climate Crisis

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HFT (Hypercritical Fem Theory): Androgyn[suffix] replaced by Gynoandr[suffix]. Andromeda, Andropov & Co next.

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There is no humor section in the Marxist library.

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Only the alienated fringe of socialistophobes "worries" about Peru's recent progress

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Kommissar Ivan the Stakhanovets vows to not tolerate tractorophobes in Tractor Barn #2

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Biden is concerned about being denied communion so from now on abortion is only to be referred to by the cryptic euphemism, "sucking the blood out of kids."

Source:
Biden Gives Odd Response About "Sucking Blood Out Of Kids" To Question About Defunding Police | Video | RealClearPolitics

"Are there people in the Democratic Party who want to defund the police?" Biden was asked by Daily Caller reporter Shelby Talcott.


"Are there people in the Republican Party who think we're sucking the blood out of kids?" Biden replied before walking away.

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DOJ sues New York City over requiring covid passports as discrimination against illegal immigrants

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Biden outlaws "I'm not a robot." checkboxes as he can never understand them.

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Biden to fight inflation with new 6 trillion dollar Whip Inflation Now (WIN) spending bill


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The final variant is called communism

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Afghan embassy barely escapes with their lives from peaceful Taliban transition

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Planetary community surprised, very surprised that Taliban do as Izlyam does

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World community pleads with the Taliban to please abide by time-proven and – mind you – UN-binding standards of the racist, heteropatriarchal, imperialistic and renownedly izlyamophobic West

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Taliban brilliantly executes takeover of Government buildings as rehearsed in Washington DC on January 6, 2021

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Biden pre-empts 25th Amendment removal process by extending Eviction Moratorium.

Meanwhile, White House redesigned as Section 8 Housing so that D.C. "looks like America."

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Biden tries to escape responsibility like an Afghan trying to cling onto an airplane fleeing Kabul

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White House to celebrate 9/11 this year in Joe Biden's victory over endless wars with gala Washington DC bash

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Aug. 15 ― A USAF C-17 Globemaster III (a raw cargo(!) plane) flew 640(!) Afghans to Qatar. Only imperialistic regimes exhibit such contempt for transportation-related moral norms of the international community.

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The isolationist presidency, the isolationist president - Biden

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The Taliban nominate President Joe Biden for the Nobel Peace Prize

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Biden: I'm not responsible for anything in that mess, but I'm the planet leader and I take full responsibility

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Margaret wrote:The Taliban nominate President Joe Biden for the Nobel Peace Prize
Komradette Margaret deserves - just for this one - the Supremest Kubic Prize

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President Biden proposes disarming US military. "In the future all wars will be fought on Twitter," claims US president

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Taliban to decorate US embassy with Hunter Biden artwork

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After Zemx Excellency Gensek of UN pled zey/zem to please not forget the Enlightened Standards of Humanity in March To Progress, Taliban promiseTT to secularize next TuesdayTT

TT: Taliban Taqiyya

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Unbelievable: The Taliban roam around totally maskless

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Given Afghanistan's Great Reset, Interfeminism starts debate: Is it Toximasculism? Or Masculotoxism?

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Joe Biden unceremoniously removes Uncle Sam from America's world-renowned packaging

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Taliban claim they are now dealing with a kinder, gentler United States

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Expert study concludes incontrovertibly: Taliban are right-wing.
The science is settled, the debate is over.

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Joe Biden announces he will run for president in 2020

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MSM reluctantly mulls reinstating Trump-era "without evidence" caveat into all headlines about Biden.

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The buck stops in Joe Biden's bank account


 
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