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5/28/2025, 8:03 pm
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Democrats set up new study to focus on how they can manipulate men to vote for them.
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6/10/2025, 8:05 pm
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The taxpayers will fund the rope with which we will hang them.
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6/12/2025, 7:26 am
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Freedom dies in Stockholm Syndrome
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6/12/2025, 12:07 pm
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America can't have immigration law because January 6th!
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6/12/2025, 8:51 pm
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15 minutes of fame now turned into 15 seconds of fame.
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6/13/2025, 10:57 am
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Modern-day Jacobins to launch French Revolution 2 against a “King”
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6/17/2025, 5:39 pm
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Iran agrees to unconditional surrender on one condition.
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6/19/2025, 7:46 pm
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CNN takes you inside its destroyed sister station in Iran for an exclusive report.
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6/22/2025, 1:40 pm
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Iran vows halal response
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6/23/2025, 7:14 pm
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In the aftermath of Iran's attack on Qatar, Trump and Israel back down; seek peace
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6/25/2025, 10:57 am
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Anonymous unnamed sources say the only way to interpret Top Secret so-you-can’t-know-if-they’re-correct-or-not intelligence report on the attack on Iran…
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6/26/2025, 6:50 pm
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Iran states they have destroyed 14 GBU-57 warheads and dares America to send more
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7/1/2025, 12:00 pm
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Online hooliganism in many European countries remains epidemic despite police efforts
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7/2/2025, 7:49 am
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Deporting illegal aliens is gerrymandering.
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7/2/2025, 11:41 am
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DOJ, State Working to Deputize National Guard as Immigration Grudges

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7/2/2025, 1:51 pm
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Comrade Mamdani beckons you.
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7/2/2025, 2:21 pm
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Zohran Mamdani is NOT a communist he is Democratic Socialist.

Communism is where the government is controlled by the workers. Democratic Socialism is where the workers control the means of production and the superstructure of the State is controlled by the workers.

I hope I've cleared that up and you don't succumb to the vicious slanders.
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7/3/2025, 5:33 pm
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Monthly jobs report in: Real jobs for real Americans works.
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7/4/2025, 8:17 am
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Economists say job growth likely weaker than it is
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7/4/2025, 4:09 pm
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Biden, in rare remarks since presidency, warns his lies are coming undone.
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7/5/2025, 7:51 pm
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USAID funded study proved drinking and posting do not mix, concluded "You should not get your keyboard drunk..... hic."
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7/6/2025, 12:18 pm
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Before Donald Trump weather forecasts were always perfect and never erred.
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7/9/2025, 11:16 am
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Ballots not bullets. Votes not violence.



 
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7/9/2025, 4:36 pm
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"Were you asked or told to lie about Joe Biden's health?"

"Doctor/patient privilege! 5th amendment!" Walks out.
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7/9/2025, 7:55 pm
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Biden's WH was such a den of corruption even his physician is taking the 5th.
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7/10/2025, 4:10 pm
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The workers and peasants of NYC rejoice Mamdani's populism, spontaneously rise up as one
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7/11/2025, 11:17 am
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“How do I hate thee, let me count the ways.” First poem by social justice poetess Karen Karen Karen wins prestigious TPC Literary Award.
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7/15/2025, 9:43 am
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People who fight against MAGA should stop buying MAGA Millions lottery tickets already
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7/15/2025, 9:06 pm
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Apparently the “right side of history” looks like Kristallnacht
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7/16/2025, 12:52 pm
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Cooking the numbers is Manmade Climate Change
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7/17/2025, 5:53 pm
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Donald Trump renames Mexican Coca-Cola American Coca-Cola
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7/19/2025, 10:20 am
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The Late Show to be replaced by The Too Late Show with nothing but the sound of waves hitting the shore to sleep by.
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7/19/2025, 4:55 pm
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My favorite recipes for cooking Big Bird by The American Cookbook out now at your favorite bookstore brick-and-mortar and online
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7/25/2025, 11:47 am
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The Pulitzer Prize committee has refused to rescind the prizes given to the New York Times and Washington Post for their Russian Collusion reporting, but in a conciliatory move they have decreed both prizes be renamed for Best Political Fiction.
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7/25/2025, 9:36 pm
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Democrats introduce new Constitutional Amendment to make illegal immigrants count as 3/5ths of a person for census
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8/1/2025, 1:20 pm
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Don't believe the lies about me. I didn't do it and you can't prove anything anyway.
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8/1/2025, 8:07 pm
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Major announcement!

Don't miss Kookamala's new book coming out in September 107 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

It begins on Chapter 11.
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8/3/2025, 10:01 am
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Global Warming is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
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8/8/2025, 10:17 am
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Mel Brooks new remake of Young Frankenstein to replace brain jar labeled “Abnormal” with jar labeled “Biden’s Brain.”
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8/8/2025, 4:08 pm
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Mel Brooks new remake of Young Frankenstein to replace brain jar labeled “Abnormal” with jar labeled “Biden’s Brain.”

Hey! I resemble that remark!
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8/13/2025, 10:03 am
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Our time has produced a new logical fallacy: The appeal to groupthink, or argumentum ad consensum pecoris.
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8/13/2025, 11:13 pm
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South Park season 27 wins the Onion of Animated Comedy award.
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8/18/2025, 12:10 pm
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Socialist KoolAid tastes terrible and you don't even get seconds.
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8/21/2025, 1:51 pm
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From the news pages: Filmmakers claim late ‘Superman’ actor Christopher Reeve would have opposed Donald Trump
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8/22/2025, 10:59 am
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Cracker Barrel changes name to Crackpot
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