Tiglath-Pileser wrote:

Che Gourmet wrote:I certainly want to be able to cook all of the Party's favorites but I'm unfamilar with Armenian?

Armenians give me gas, I'll pass on the cooked Armenians.

Tigleth-Pileser-

I wasn't aware that Junior Party members had a say about the menu for the Commissar's BBQ, or any menu for that matter??

Armenians will not be on the menu for this fling. I have smuggled procured some Rare, Rich, Red Rethuglicans to smoke slowly on wild black cherry stakes, per Commissar Theocritis' wishes. And may I suggest that you plant some fresh mint in your vegetable plot to calm your stomach? I'm not exactly sure who what other items will be on the menu, so be come prepared and all shall be merry, yes?

your comrade in spirit,

Che' Gourmet

Pelosi, Reid, senate and congress work feverishly on bill to Blame Bush for the next four years beginning 1/20/09.

"It worked so good for the last 8, why not another four?" Pelsoi gushed.

Pelosi caused one stroke and two heart attacks when she suggested the Big Three Automakers should build better cars or get out of the business. She plans on giving the Big Three 50 billion bucks anyway.

Hillary is passed over again, as Obama vets First Dog candidates.

Chevron's new advertising campaign:

"Energy Saved Is Energy Found."

Chevron urges everyone to use less fuel - it's like discovering more fuel!

Scenario:

1.) Everyone cuts back on their fuel use.

2.) Less money going to fuel tells the market that money is not in fuel.

3.) Investment leaves fuel industry.

4.) Less and less fuel is "found."

5.) Eventually people tear down Chevron Stations in desperation for fire wood.

Commissar Maksim wrote:
Hillary is passed over again, as Obama vets First Dog candidates.

Commissar Maksim,

Looks like our MTE might not make the purge list after all, nyet? She has the nine lives of a cat. Our Leader-Elect has found her to be of use as the Secretary of State? Is this confirmed? How I pity the UN! LMAO

your servant in Change,
Che' Gourmet

Is Hillary going to have to answer the questionaire that Obama is making all his other potential appointments fill out so he won't be embarrassed? That's hillaryious!! LOL

CFK Honored With Street Performer Che Statue - Given to The People by the Irish-Cuban Peace Collective Bar and Grill

Obama Makes His Horse Secretary of State




https://ace.mu.nu/archives/278572.php

[a funny real headline about Hillary's office skills here]

Just got back from <s>a wonderful vacation</s> work camp and expected to see an Obama gif posted here sporting a wonderful tic.
I drove my donkey 600 miles with a vision of The Messiah just a ticking away....


If any good tic videos are out there I sure wouldn't mind a comrade directing me with a link. I've been in the wilderness for days......

(The forum ok???)

Harry Reid's Talking Walking Stick Considers Senate Run Over Stench!

"My staff tells me not to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway," said Reid in his remarks.

Obama to "Jump Start Socialism" with massive Central Plan

Illinois mulls idea to rename the City of Chicago and Cook County "Obamagrad".

Obama Promises to Cut Abusive Government Regulation by Nullifying the Twenty-second Amendment

Obama's facial ticks strong enough to power the family home.
Face, home and chains.

If we aren't causing global warming then what happened to the Loch Ness monster? Case closed.

Click >>Here<< For All New Posts Since Your Last Visit

Red Square,
How about it?
Its harder to find all the new posts since my last visit @ The People's Cube than it is to get a building permit or grow a garden in winter.

Shirley, you have this feature hidden around here somewhere?
Every time I complain to you, you slay me with my own sword....
Slay away

If you are logged in then clicking on Groupthink in the top menu will bring you to the list of all Cube sections. The ones that have new posts will be marked with red cubes. Once you click on that link you will see a list of topics in that section. The ones with new posts will also be marked differently. If that doesn't work, look at the dates of the latest posts.

Groupthink always tells you what you need to know. Never, ever deviate from Groupthink, unless you are one of those free-thinking ditto-heads.

Oh, and The People's Cube Party demands cookies. I like chocolate-chip cookies.

On the Groupthink index page there's also a button above the "Last Post" column that says "View posts since last visit".

"I was really surprised and dismayed by my voting record," she told the Associated Press. "I'm glad it's been brought to my attention."
~ Caroline Kennedy

Margaret wrote:"I was really surprised and dismayed by my voting record," she told the Associated Press. "I'm glad it's been brought to my attention."
~ Caroline Kennedy

Wow sounds like NY already has open card checks on their voting records.

You better watch out, ya better be good for goodness sake. Obama's comin to town and he knows how you voted.

Blago appoints Barak Senate seat replacement.
Gives Ebay link to inquiring reporters.

Hit TV disaster show "Destroyed in Seconds" denied press credentials by Obama Pit Crew.

Growing Anticipation for the Age of Obama Observed in Yellowstone.

Pleasure Island falls on hard times. The Coachman demands 5 Billion:

Adult Entertainment Industry Wants a Bailout

Jimmy Carter: Israel started war by attacking a Hamas "defensive tunnel."

[url=https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/c ... 02645.html]An Unnecessary War by Jimmy Carter

'Atlas Shrugged': From Fiction to Fact in 52 Years

Obama Declares "Drug and Alcohol Free Inaugural" Parties.
Ted Kennedy Has Seizure.

Black Man Sworn In.
Byrd in Coma

How do you stimulate the economy? Have the government buy up new Trucks and SUVs and crush them.

Wow. That is incredibly absurd. Better than crushing rare and expensive sports cars and stuff like Hollywood does all to often.

click picture for link

That's right I remember now, Obama explicitly told the American voters during the campaign that "hope and change" means Socialism.

Stimulus Package includes $50 billion to compensate Muslims offended by massive pork.

Obama decides to cap movie star earnings at $500,000 a year.

Chuck Schumer: American people don't care about pork.

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Dow Jones Skyrockets Up From 8270.87 To 7888.88 At News Of Stimulus Bill Passage!

Margaret wrote:
Dow Jones Skyrockets Up From 8270.87 To 7888.88 At News Of Stimulus Bill Passage!

Praise Obama from whom all stimulus flows!

Obama's Ship of State

Hanging two black balls from the mast is the ultimate irony, eh?

"Bipartisanship" definition changed at Obama's request to mean three Republicans instead of two.

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=30667
Republicans Shut Out of Stimulus Conference Negotiations

Margaret wrote:
click picture for link

That's right I remember now, Obama explicitly told the American voters during the campaign that "hope and change" means Socialism.

Wow. Didn't even require The People's Photoshop. Can't believe Newsweek is climbing out of the tank. Or are they going to include !!!! at the end of the title to show it's in celebration.

The Stimulus Bill:

The Worst Government Money Can Buy

Ted Nugent: "If guns kill people, my guns are defective!"

Obama: "Our people are defective, Government is the only way."

Satellite launched to confirm Global warming , finds none and crashes in Antarctica in protest.

Commissar L.R. Star wrote:Satellite launched to confirm Global warming , finds none and crashes in Antarctica in protest.

Brilliant, Comrade! At least we have 400 million CEUs in the Spendulus to replace this satellite...

-OV

Commissar L.R. Star wrote:Satellite launched to confirm Global warming , finds none and crashes in Antarctica in protest.

Nice one!

I wonder what the Cow Fart Equivalent Unit would be?
How many farm tractors could run on the energy spent on the satellite?
How many years could algore's home run off the failed mission' energy?

I don't see why NASA can't use the same nonexistent power sources The Messiah refers to in his magnificent speeches.

And of course that dosen't take into account the horrible feeling that the poor unappreciated satellite felt just before augering in and taking out a polar bear. Maybe we need a polar bear protest to the raining satelites

LMAO....
This photo and news story appeared on Drudge linked to Yahoo.
It's since been pulled or they are plying with the links.
I hosted on Digg and they killed it.
I hosted it on my own site and it stays to show Moonbats on parade.
Therein lies its value.



A carnival float depicting a flying U.S. President Obama with Europe being dragged along is seen during the traditional carnival parade in Duesseldorf, Germany, on Monday, Feb. 23, 2009. Rose-Monday-Parades in the carnival strongholds of Duesseldorf, Mainz and Cologne are watched by hundreds of thousands of revelers and mark the highlights of Germany's carnival season. (AP Photo/Frank Augstein)

Ooops...it's back on Yahoo<br>http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/President ... 2KLugDW7oF

Obama and his girl Europe look like they just slipped on the Media lapdog's pile of crap and are about to land in it.

This belongs in the Media the Lapdog section.

Red Square wrote:Obama and his girl Europe look like they just slipped on the Media lapdog's pile of crap and are about to land in it.

This belongs in the Media the Lapdog section.

Please do with it what you will Red Square, I don't color inside the lines very well.

Headlines 2012:

Our Economy Needs Chinese Tourist Dollars

Obama's New $ One Trillion Bill To Train Hospitality Industry To Entertain Our New Rich Chinese Tourists

What on earth is the European girl holding on to?

Premier Betty wrote:What on earth is the European girl holding on to?

Don't you get it Premier Betty?
"IT's" got a new name!
Faith Hope and Change
One can only imagine if Hitler had been a black man!

Obama: My long term socialist goals for this country should not be judged by the fits and starts of a dying stock market.

Space rock on collision course with Earth changed course upon learning of the Obama Stimulus plan. Scientist cite law of energy conservation as reason for course change. Why destroy a world when destruction already in progress?

Chavez Calls on Obama to follow path of socialism!
Obama to Chavez: No Thanks! I prefer our freeways.

http://www.drudgereport.com/flashco.htm

Bawny M. Robespierre of the Committee of Public Safety cries "off with their heads!" Some citizens wonder where this will lead.


Reflections On The Revolution In Washington

Call it Obama's "War on Success." In this war, there will be no winners — only losers — taxpayers and nontaxpayers alike.


Nation waits in quiet desperation for Sen Harry Reid's (D Nevada) appraisal of Obama's War

Obama: "CRISIS IS 'GREAT OPPORTUNITY'

Citizens Finally 'Get It'. Wall Street Invests In Chinese Pitchforks Mfgrs.

Former Clinton aids advise Obama to shoot down N Korean satellite for peaceful purposes to divert national drive-by attention from Faith Hope and Change holocost

"Shooting our satellite for peaceful purposes will precisely mean a war," ~ N Korea

Advisors argue an all out war would be more cost effective to the nation than ongoing administration bailout policies.

(What can Obama do to lift the market?)

False Rumors of Obama's Ill Health Send Market Skyrocketing

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Love you Margaret!

American Patriots successfully test fire secret iFart weapon against City Hall.
Patriots promise to remove Congress and Senate from face of Earth on next attack.
Patriot Leaders warn any attempt to block next firing of the secret iFart for peacful purposes will be an act of war!

Begin Countdown:

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Teleprompter Operators Seek To Unionize Under New Stimulus Plan

Obama Administration Stunned

Obama Pitches Automotive Warrantees But Administration Seeks to Balance Budget On Undercoatings and Paint Sealants.

Global Climatologists Agree: Lenin Statue Expelled No Harmful, Greenhouse Gases, Only Dialectical Materialism

Lenin Laughs Ass Off Over Crisis in Capitalism

See: https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7976883.stm

"Lenin Laughs Ass Off Over Crisis in Capitalism "

Perfect!

Exactly how do we tell when it's all over? The only reason I am still convert precious oxygen into CO2 and water is this website.

Part of me wants the kook in Korea to fire his damn rocket and hit america soil with a nuke....if only to stop the other kook in France from embarrassing America any more.

Obama's Team Rushing Obama to Nearest School In Preparation Of Korean Missile Launch

'Faith Hope and Change': A Lampoon Pejorative for Fascism. A Solvent for Free Market Capitalism.

Somali Pirates: Too big to fail

Motorola changes walkie-talkie to hopey-changey

WH: Obama bent graciously to take Kings Hand.
New WH study indicate King arms twice as long as normal human arms but atrophy prevents use.

NO TEABAGGING!
Pelosi Accepts Motion To Expell Congressman Barney Frank.

New York Times wrote:Representative Barney Frank is in Massachusetts General Hospital today, pleading exhaustion. "If I could move my upper lip I could have taken at least a thousand more tea-bags," he told reporters from his hospital bed, using a scratchpad. "And anyway, why all this cheap Lipton? I want <i>Oo-long</i> or least Earl Gray. And most of the time I have <i>Wurst</i> in my tearoom too.

Thanks, Laika.

LMAO!

DHS Czar Napolitano stands by controversial intelligence report warning returning vets are a terror risk. Announces new terror threat color code: Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry

ACORN Moldova offices under assault

https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7999666.stm

Obama To Disclose American Nuclear Launch Codes For World Peace in Wake of Successful Release of CIA Interrogation Techniques.


OOC....

I hope to hell our guys were going to use this bugger for caterpillar torture:

The infamous Tomato Hornworm!



AKA "The Tobacco Hornworn" below the Mason-Dixon...

Notice the fake stinger to discourage predators. Totally harmless to humans but fierce looking.
Last year, we had an outbreak the likes of which hadn't been seen in twenty years. I keep peppers and tomato plants in containers on my porch. My wife stepped out one morning to get the paper and let out a blood curdling scream when she saw one on a pepper plant.
I came out, grabbed it and stroked the fake stinger to show her it was harmless, then promptly squished it with my size 17 shoes. (Please don't call PETA) We then went through all of our garden and killed the giant goober caterpillars.
Left alone, these are killers....of tomatoes, peppers, tobacco, etc....they're like Agent Orange, they'll defoliate a whole pepper plant in two days.

Three days later I hear another blood curdling scream, from my next door neighbor's yard..."Get it out of here! Honey, Come here! Kill this thing!"

I hope our boys in the CIA was going to use this fine specimen....If I was there I would have ROTFLMAO...

"Mercy! In the name of Allah, I beg of you please have mercy, I will tell you what you need to know! Allah help me! Arrrggghh! Get this caterpillar off me! Oh, look! I've soiled my panties!"