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There are times that I really and truly wish that I could believe in sterilization of people too fucking stupid to breathe. Hitler's test for sterilization was this: "Make a sentence using the following three words. Hunter, rabbit and field."

If you couldn't say, "The hunter saw the rabbit in the field," or "The rabbit fled the hunter in the field," or "A hunter knows that there might be a rabbit in the field," you got your 'nads cut off.

I do not believe in eugenics because of the mischief that would ensue, but goddamn it, where is Charles Darwin when you need him?

Wishing her a speedy recovery? She needs a guardianship. Wait. She's 15. She's a minor and has a natural guardian. Who ought to lock this stupid bimbo in a room until she reaches majority, and <i>then</i> have a guardian appointed.

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"Tragedy is when I get a paper cut.
Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
--Mel Brooks

I loved her outrage at how it was somebody elese's fault that she's too fucking stupid to notice an open hole.


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Were I running the festivals in Pamplona or Torremolinos I'd reject any runner who had committed parenthood on the principle that he needed to support his children. If he <i>hadn't</i> committed parenthood, then I'd welcome him on the principle that Dr. Darwin sometimes needs some help and this is the time before the truly stupid pass on their genes.

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Runner Gored by Bull in Pamplona
Economies Gored by Bull at E-8 Meeting


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TOTUS commits suicide in front of horrified boss!

Boss continues with speech: ... “To pull our economy back from the brink, including the largest and most sweeping economic recovery plan in our nation's history…”


(Teleprompter Of The United States)


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Prince Charles: Only Three and a Half Months to Go to Stop Climate Change Disaster

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Prince Charles: Oops. Just 96 Months to Save the World. The End is Near. Really.

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Click Me.

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What an insufferable git. He's not half the man his mother is.

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When I was very young, I used to think I had been named for Prince Charles. I am so glad that I found out that I was actually named after one of Mom's brothers.

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Betinov, my knees are shaking even now, as I wipe the sweat off my brow at your near escape. You ought to sell this to a screenwriter. You'd strike it rich.

And I bet you never wished you were a tampon. Only Price Charles and Rosie O have wished that.

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Barack Obama: The first woman President

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Gerald Warner of <i>The Telegraph</i> calls him President Pantywaist.
Someone who loves His O'liness even less than I do wrote:If al-Qaeda, the Taliban and the rest of the Looney Tunes brigade want to kick America to death, they had better move in quickly and grab a piece of the action before Barack Obama finishes the job himself. Never in the history of the United States has a president worked so actively against the interests of his own people - not even Jimmy Carter.

Obama's problem is that he does not know who the enemy is. To him, the enemy does not squat in caves in Waziristan, clutching automatic weapons and reciting the more militant verses from the Koran: instead, it sits around at tea parties in Kentucky quoting from the US Constitution. Obama is not at war with terrorists, but with his Republican fellow citizens. He has never abandoned the campaign trail.

The rest is <a href="https://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/gera ... /">here</a>.

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New Haven's new firefighter exam features the Red Cube™ to guarantee racial equality of results.


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Americans to pay surtax for surcare.

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NEWS FLASH!:
Gaff Czar Biden Kept it Zipped Today!

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News-sites world-wide refuse to post contents of Sonia Sotomayor's private inbox, broken into by a son of a Republican law-maker.

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Barack Obama breaks Bill Clinton's record, tells five lies in one sentence.

Barack Obama wrote:"This isn't about me, this isn't about politics; this is about a health care system that is breaking America's families, breaking America's businesses, and breaking America's economy. "

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The consummate business professional, Jeff Foxworthy invites Obama and cabinet to join the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Cites Obama's news announcements as the best one liners he has heard in years.

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https://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/07/22/Obama-goes-prime-time-to-pitch-healthcare/UPI-38611248259706/

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Presidential News Conference

Obama: "You don't see me out there blaming republicans but we inherited.......

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A trick he learned from Our Many Titted Empress. Who would accuse someone of something when (1) she had done it and it was going to come out, or (2) she was about to do it herself.

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Door Jigging Czar
Obama: Door Jigging Czar will insure black men across America will feel free to jiggle doors without racial pressure being brought to bear.

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Where is the Birth Certificate?: Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook now joined by Cambridge Police in quest for elusive document from transparent administration. Aspirin factories around the world on Lewinsky Alert.

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DC JOBS: Parking Ticket Czar Opening

WND wrote:'Scofflaw' Obama has history with 'stupid' Cambridge police<br>Condemns action of officer at department that ticketed prez 17 times while a student

According to the Somerville Times in 2007, as a Harvard Law School student, Obama got 17 parking tickets during 1989-1991 from the Cambridge Police Department that he left unpaid until just weeks before he announced his bid for the presidency.

"In other words, as a practicing lawyer in Chicago, he allowed these tickets and penalties to remain unpaid; as an Illinois state senator he allowed these tickets and fines to remain unpaid; and as a United States senator he allowed these almost-two-decade-old signs of his disdain for the law to remain unpaid," commented John LeBoutillier on Newsmax.com.

The Washington Post said two years ago that the tickets included parking without a proper permit and parking in a bus stop.

The Associated Press reported in 2007 that Obama's "healthy stack" of parking tickets was finally paid, including late fees, "two weeks before he officially launched his presidential campaign."

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911 caller Lucia Whalen denies calling Palin for tips on surviving Gates media circus and Liberal retribution.

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Obama bungles apology to Cambridge police. Nation breathes collective sigh of relief as white house, mainstream press and the Left embark on a worthless face saving mission sparing nation from further harm.

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Obama invites Henry Louis Gates and Jeremiah Wright to White House for barbecue of the Declaration of Independence.

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Palin: Critics ipso facto are quitters.


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<A href="https://www.reuters.com/article/topNews ... 90727">The only source of honest news in Cuba to become Obama's new teleprompter.</A>

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Ousted Honduran President Zelaya holds a press-conference, presents his Birth Certificate to reporters for examination.

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Conyers: Sees No Point in Members Reading 1,000-Page Health Care Bill--Unless They Have 2 Lawyers to Interpret It for Them

Nation breaths sigh of relief knowing congress won't vote on anything they haven't read.


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Indeed he should not read the bill. Why break a perfect record of perfect ignorance?

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Exposing Obama's birth certificate results in potential "Get Out of War Free" card.
Obama celebrates occasion by shipping free beer to US Bases around the world.
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Since TPC is a member of the Gulagosphere, is it safe to say that HuffPo, Kos, DU, etc. are members of the Progosphere?

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Obama Tries New Pitch to Sell Socialized Health Care With Visits to NC, VA; Still Throws Like a Girl.

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Moveon.org petitions Obama administration to leave Bush/Cheney alone and "Move On to Pressing Issues Facing the Nation."

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Progosphere: noun. Anything concerning Washington, D.C.

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TOTUS cuffed and booked into DC jail after beer summit. Regrets 'white cracker' comment. Voluntarily agrees to alcohol treatment.
Obama: "Cuffs were stupidly."
Gates: "See what I mean?"
Crowley: "The 'teachable moment' came and went."

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"Teachable moment" is the most arrogant phrase that I have ever heard. Oh, since, "We are the ones we've been waiting for."

I wish some PS people could do a photo of an X-Ray of His O'liness' ass, with his head up it. The better to smell not only his farts but his shit.

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To be able to fund Universal Health Care, the government may need to suspend Medicaire — affectionately known as "Cash for Crackers" program.

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ABC greenlights epic 12-part miniseries based on Beer Summit.

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Public Service Announcement:
Auto Dealers across America wish to remind the auto buying public that the government's failed "Cash For Clunkers" program does not include ObamaCare, Cap and Trade or Stimulus Spending

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There is a God!

Prog controls frozen in a surreal stasis:

SMOKING GUNN!

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BORN IN THE USA?
Is this really smoking gun of Obama's Kenyan birth?
Attorney files motion for authentication of alleged 1960s certificate from Africa
Posted: August 02, 2009
11:55 am Eastern
© 2009 WorldNetDaily
WASHINGTON – California attorney Orly Taitz, who has filed a number of lawsuits demanding proof of Barack Obama's eligibility to serve as president, has released a copy of what purports to be a Kenyan certification of birth and has filed a new motion in U.S. District Court for its authentication.

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It would depending on citizenship law at the of His O'liness' birth. When I was learning this stuff, in junior high, just after his birth, I thought that having one American parent qualified, but that was many years ago.

Let's consider though: if he is prized out of office, then Joe Biden would be president. The gaffe machine is also a drunk. Then if there were no VP installed and he died, we'd have Nansky.

Which would be better because if would give the media's knees a rest.

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Commissar Theocritus,
Even Biden would then be a Usurper.
I think we would go right straight to Nansky???
A new election and countless months listening to the libs blaming Bush for the mess.
This situation simply is not acceptable.
I want more Chaos!
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Obamacare: Pays you to give a shit about healthcare.
When you stop, you're out!
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News from the future:

News from the future wrote:NEW CAR BUBBLE BURSTS

As more and more people that bought new cars default on their payments many are wondering, who is to blame?

Some Republicans blame the Cash for Clunkers program for the New Car Bubble burst and claim that many people that took advantage of the successful program couldn't afford to pay expensive new car payments of several hundred dollars a month but were persuaded by the Cash for Clunkers program to make bad budget decisions.

President Obama today said the auto dealers are responsible for the New Car Bubble burst. He urges Congress to vote on his new legislation to bailout the auto dealers which could wind up making the government the de facto owner of most of America's dealerships and he calls for new regulations governing the buying and selling of new and used cars.

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The ownership of car dealerships will be restructured. The government will own 60% of the dealerships, the UAW 35% of the dealerships. Lenders will receive 5% of the dealerships, and former owners will be kept on as managers, without pay and with performance quotas which must be met, or the managers will face criminal penalties of up to five years in jail for falling more than 5% behind the UAW-set sales quotas.

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Senator Barbara Boxer (CA-D) to sponsor a Constitutional Amendment limiting Petitioning the Government for Redress of Grievances to poorly-dressed people only.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:The ownership of car dealerships will be restructured...

Darling babe, do you think there's something familiar going on here?

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Hey Kids! Be the First on Your Block to Inform on a Neighbor! Send details to [email protected]! Double Pioneer Points for Info on family members!

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Hey Kids! Be the First on Your Block to Inform on a Neighbor! Send details to [email protected]! Double Pioneer Points for Info on family members!

Hell with the neighbor...I think devoted members of Faith Hope and Change should report themselves!

In fact, [email protected] should be overrun with names dates people and ideas....all coming from the democratic party!


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LMAO...I don't even know what to do with this.
Even the perverts are turning on Faith Hope and Change.
Please wash off your puter after visiting this site:

http://perezhilton.com/2009-08-04-the-g ... k-on-obama
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American Civil Liberties Union to use Freedom of Information Act to obtain copies of all e-mails received at [email protected].


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Ah, yes, Margaret, we've seen it before. And we'll see it again.

Navigator, there are lots of "perverts" who never believed in Obama. Or any Democrat.

There's no question that we are being run by fascists.

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MIB: Hot Sheets Determine Obama a Space Alien!
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First recipient of Obamacare, Pelosi spits out bitter pill {suppository} calling protesting American citizens "Un-American".

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Police Pocket Unprecedented Overtime: Thank God for Liberal Town Hall Meetings!
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Is the guy in the white hat a union gentleman?

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When buying Astroturf, remember to look for the Union Lable.

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MIB to Janet Napolitano: "You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training."

2 groups call for Napolitano to take responsibility, quit.

A new report from Americans for Limited Government now has revealed that according to documents released under a Freedom of Information Act procedure, the DHS report was based on sources including "a frighteningly kooky website" that included a report about a scientist destroying a radio to God.

One of the DHS sources was "whatdoesitmean.com," the report said.

"And what is the thrust of whatdoesitmean.com – this site the Obama administration considers a reliable source for intelligence gathering against the American people?" the ALG wondered. "Whatdoesitmean.com contends that the government of the United States has been in direct contact with extra-terrestrial aliens through sophisticated radio waves. Its masthead contains unicorns, Tarot cards, secret numbers, and hieroglyphics.

Based upon these and other similar observations on whatdoesitmean.com (as well as in the intensely frenetic Huffingtonpost.com and the far left Southern Poverty Law Center), the Department of Homeland Security condemned millions of patriotic Americans, including veterans, to intense, daily surveillance by law enforcement officials nationwide," the ALG report said.
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Navigator, I think that we can look in George Soros' eyes and smell the nut fudge cooking under that thin, cracked skull.



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Has no one heard the child's story of the Little Red Hen?

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Rahm Adopts Taliban Strategy: 'The more troops townhalls they send, the more targets we have!'

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White House reacts to <a href="https://www.breitbart.com/image.php?id= ... AL80">life expectancy going up in the US</A>: "That's nothing! Just wait, until health-reform moves from campaign-promise to reality!"

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White House to enact Public Option in private.

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Following Scotland's Compassionate Lead, US Justice Dept Releases Charles Manson, Citing his Battle with Chronic Hemorrhoids

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Obama to media: "Please, respect our girls' privacy. Especially you, Mr. Letterman."

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The Obama Administration wastes no time with the healthcare "crisis" by lovingly smearing absurd doses of legacy on Chappateddy.

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Pelosi seeking to pay grass roots supporters wants $100 grand for tuckpointing repairs on Obamacare megalith.


 
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