Obama administration leverages Kennedy's death to diffuse rotten smell emanating from Obamacare stew.
Meanwhile gigantic vortices develops over DC sucking liberals and Obama administration members into a mist of red ink.
Emmanuel promises crisis will be utilized to create the Mother of All Healthcare stews

Economic Turnaround Imminent? Sales of Barf Bags and Dramamine across the country soar during Kennedy eulogy.

"Shiver me Timbers!": Somalia unveils new People's Institute for Redistribution, Adventurism, & Thalassic Extortion (PIRATE)

Johnny Depp to serve as adjunct instructor

Ben & Jerry's "Hubby Hubby"
Packed With Twice The Fudge and Double The Nuts.




Tip of the ushanka to Jim Quinn as I damn near blew my breakfast out my nose listening to Quinn and Rose this morning.

Van Jones Joins White House Shitter Cleaners Union Local 3200

"Despite having announced his resignation as so-called “Green Czar” in the Obama Administration, admitted Communist and self-described “rowdy Black Nationalist” Van Jones will reportedly continue to work for the White House."

Muslims world-wide riot after Obama plagiarizes the Prophet by saying: "I am not the first President to take up this cause, but I am determined to be the last."

Obama: ACORN operatives "acted stupidly".

Nation's unemployment numbers expected to double to around 20% after Obama's military, Acorn, gets decommissioned over minor non-event not covered by mainstream press and is so insignificant to anybody but racial biased right-wing nutcase FoxNews viewers.

Kinder Klan: A two-year old, white girl cuts eye-holes into her "blankey" at a South Carolina daycare

Poll: 9 out of 10 white babies prefer Aryan Nation "hate rallies" over their own mother's milk

New Study: Causasian toddlers are more likely to burn crosses than infants of other ethnic backgrounds

Inspired By The Promise of Obamacare Coming North, Embarrassed Manitoba Health Officials Send Food and Body Body Bags Ahead of Death Carts.

The unfortunate shipments of body bags to aboriginal reserves in Manitoba, speaks to a larger communication problem between health authorities and at-risk aboriginal communities, the national chief of the Assembly of First Nations said Friday.

9 out of 10 dentists recommend racist "whitening" toothpaste.

Charles Manson says, "Leave Polanski alone, hasn't he suffered enough already". Hollywood and most of Europe agree.

The Carter museum reopens today. Jimmy impressed with the "I was really the 1st black president section." He's also delighted with new the America is a racist nation section.

Back when he was a high school teacher, Obama's "Safe School Czar", Kevin Jennings, failed to disclose a case of statutory rape to authorities when a 15 year old boy confided to Jennings that he was having a homosexual affair with an "older man" that he had met in a public bathroom. Instead, Jennings encouraged the high school sophomore to wear a condom and to have a good time. At this point, the problem doesn't seem to be that the Obama administration isn't vetting people. It's that the people doing the vetting have a rather unusual perception of what constitutes a problem.

Report: Taleban handed out white robes and turbans to supporters for a photo-op.

Roman Polanski Named New School Safety Czar In Wake Of Jennings Scandal.

White House: Obama to deliver his <A href="https://www.breitbart.com/article.php?i ... QG1">Nobel Peace Prize</A> speech wearing Arafat's headdress.

Pro-choice response to Sebelius urging everyone to get H1N1 flu shot: "Keep the Government out of our noses!"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33207176/ns ... swine_flu/

In Nobel Acceptance Speech, Obama Tells the I.O.C. "They Really Like Me."

Obama To Donate Nobel Prize Money To Charity.
She's a Staffer At ACORN

Obama Wins Efficiency Award!
"Don't Ask; Don't Tell" applies equally to 'Birther Issue'.

"Pass Rush": NFL OKs Fidel Castro's bid to buy Miami Dolphins

<A href="https://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?secti ... 67308">San Francisco workers demand new repressions</A>.

Police nationwide to use end of life counseling techniques to speed up resolutions of threatened suicides.

Obama's pay-tzar to cut the Administration's pay by 90%: "We occupy the highest Executive Office of the Land at a time when the country is still coping with rising unemployment and the effects of the recession."
<br>Update: actually, I did find time to write about this...

Study: Global Warming linked to consumption of beans, peas, and beef patties.

Fort Hood tragedy leads to calls to declare all military bases gun-free zones.

Shout-outs over Soldiers: Administration finally elevates Native Americans over the evil imperialist army at Bureau of Indian Affairs event.

FLASH: Army cannot defend itself.... Calls in ATF amd Waco FBI

mi wrote:Fort Hood tragedy leads to calls to declare all military bases gun-free zones.

Once again, the Mothersite proves ahead of everybody else on the news — and denunciations! The rest of the Internet is only now catching up.

Indeed, Comrade Mi! I belatedly posted your headline (haven't noticed it in time).

Red Square wrote:Indeed, Comrade Mi! I belatedly posted your headline (haven't noticed it in time).

Although I wouldn't dare question the Politburo's authority to exercise editorial control, I would've phrased it a bit different. Either what I reported initially, or something like:

[BLOCKQUOTE]Following the Fort Hood tragedy, President Obama declares all military bases gun-free zones.[/BLOCKQUOTE]

Obama: the woman, who argued with the Black professor, acted stupidly.

mi wrote:Although I wouldn't dare question the Politburo's authority to exercise editorial control, I would've phrased it a bit different. Either what I reported initially, or something like:
[BLOCKQUOTE]Following the Fort Hood tragedy, President Obama declares all military bases gun-free zones.[/BLOCKQUOTE]

I agree. My main concern was length, but this works too.

Sudden Jihad Syndrome: When you're so repressed and horny you can't wait another minute
to get at those 72 virgins.

(stolen borrowed from Ace of Spades http://minx.cc/?post=294476)

I invented Photoshop.
~ Al Gore

Honor Killing: Radical Islamic Ken Doll slays Burka Barbie over pink-painted toe nails.

Antartica's Ross Island Detainment Center (RID-C) receives first batch of climate-change skeptics

Anonymous whistle-blowers expose a conspiracy of deniers of Continental Drift to hide the major anthropogenic contribution to the phenomenon.

Mi - this is a good one, but it's more of an inside joke here, so it would be best posted in the Continental Drift thread.

Is it really an inside joke? I didn't even know, such thread existed -- must've started before I joined the Party. But the "Reunite Pandea" picture made perfect sense to me all by itself...

ACORN to change name to CHESTNUT. Meaning for the new acronym is still being debated.

Perhaps...
Community Hatemongers Employing Scare Tactics N' Underhanded Thuggery?

Work on Barak H. Obama's Presidential Library in San Francisco, California is scheduled to complete in January 2013.

Obamamath: 3/4 = 1

mi wrote:ACORN to change name to CHESTNUT. Meaning for the new acronym is still being debated.

Community Hordes Electing Socialist Thugs and Ninnies to Unload Treasury

Comrade Nika wrote:

mi wrote:ACORN to change name to CHESTNUT. Meaning for the new acronym is still being debated.

Community Hordes Electing Socialist Thugs and Ninnies to Unload Treasury

Even better.

Thank you Komsomolka Olga Katrina. I like yours too.

How about

Cheerily Hanging Every Single Twit Not Under Thumb

or maybe

Cheaters & Hos Emitting Stench & Thoroughly Noxious Underming of Taxpayers

An Obama administration official embarrassed, when their signature on an "FDR knew" petition, accusing Roosevelt of being complicit with Pearl Harbor attack, surfaces.

Seven More Women Have Come Forward Claiming To Have Had Lip Exchanges With Santa Claus Underneath Mistletoe. Santa's Wife is Found Standing Over a Bleeding Santa With Nutcracker Next To Wrecked Sleigh.

Anti-Global Warming Protesters Treated For Hypothermia

This winter so cold liberals have their hands in their OWN pockets.

Commenting on Massachusetts Senate elections, Obama warns citizens against getting a ride from a person in Kennedy's seat.

Deceased-Americans claim disenfranchisement and voter fraud in Massachusetts.
Cemetaries denied access to polling places. Recount demanded by Senator Kennedy.

News ... wrote:Defeated in Mass elections, Obama warns against getting a ride from anyone in Kennedy's seat

Strictly speaking, Obama was not defeated, because he didn't participate in the race at all. A news-source would not have phrased it this way...

Insurance is such an ugly word, let's just call it extortion.

What is the difference between Statism and a criminal syndicate?

Obama's first year in office: 2 million jobs saved or created, 11 major natural disasters prevented.

ObamAmerica: Corpseman Walking

How do you ask a campaign worker to be the last campaign worker to die for a mistake?

PETA rallies for increased "greenhouse" emissions as cold temperatures endanger fur-animals.

Crouching Tiger, Slouching Press.

Health Care Summit: Obama Reveals He is Bipartisan-Curious

Scientific Consensus: the increased frequency of deadly earthquakes is anthropogenic.

Students across California denounced the racial incidents today, refusing to tolerate the intolerance.

Analysts: American tourism increases terrorism.

Nancy Pelosi: Voting one by one for a bill is so 18th Century

Federal Government to Bail Out Federal Government

Tehran: Burqa deniers cause earthquakes.
Nashville: Global Warming deniers cause volcanic eruptions.

Obama Reaches Out To The Right By Incorporating Tea Party Ideas of Stronger More Responsible Government In New Multi-Trillion Dollar Stimulus Package

Bitter Clingers cause distracting oil spill in Gulf of Mexico.

Loophole preemptively shuts down three branches of government coinciding with Obama's oil production shutdown order order.

Housing crisis and risk of foreclosure blamed for the Times Square bomber's actions. ACORN claims vindication of their foreclosure-fighting steps, asks for government funding to be restored and doubled.

New York to abolish limits on legal gun-carrying and stop inspecting vehicles entering the city now that these measures have proved ineffective.

Times Square bomber released upon entering successful plea of "I blame Bush"

White House Denounces Ahmadinejad's Anti-USA Speech:
Predictable Plagiarism Of Obama's Speech

Attorney General Seeks Arrests Of Rush Limbaugh For Oil Spill:
Our boot is firmly on his throat.

Osama to Mahmoud: Apostate of Shi'as butt out--DC too hot in summer--NY is better!

Tea Parties Spreading in Pakistan:
Red Square to call for new 5 year plan, "We're doomed, comrades!"