Comrade Obamissars!

Following my version of Dali's Critical Paranoia, I hereby declare that EVERYTHING'S CONNECTED!

See this latest decadent Gadget on, get this, Red5! It's a conspiracy, I tellya!

Little Rover is watching you!

Is in print, must be true like Glorious Birth Certificate.


All Hail The One

THOUGHT CRIME! Report who sent that to you, turn the machine it was created with over to me, and gimmie your toaster. MAYBE I'll let you out of my Gulags after 40 years. Platform 6 sounds good to me... Hauptbahnhof NOW! Post!

Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products.
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov

Commissar would not desire machine I created that on, as machine is running windoze vespa. However THIS image is saved as Baseline Progressive.




All Hail TheOne

Comrade NiHil,

This conveyance is BEAUTIFUL and reflects the raw, mean computing power of Windows Vista. I think it may even be able to be powered by the smugness of the rider...

Hum, I don't know...
Doesn't this reflect more the Win-DOZE scam virus Un-Operating System, and MicroShot's competition strategy?

Now why won't Comrade Obama use this on his own Praetorian Guard Civillian Nacional Guard?

Is that crap for real?? I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the Progressive Cavalry! Ride your Segway into battle!! Can you imagine a SWAT storming a building with that crap? If I faced them in battle I'd just have to chuckle.

Just see it here:Street use

...And brace yourself for this one:

Comrade NiHil,

This conveyance is BEAUTIFUL and reflects the raw, mean computingpower of Windows Vista. I think it may even be able to be powered bythe smugness of the rider...

Is blowing goats. Works Less than Fearless Leader

Comrades , we are re-inventing the Wheel!

It's all been covered here:


Now we need such coverage of the Great Works of Glorious Liberal President Obama!

edgarinventor wrote:Comrades ,

Now we need such coverage of the Great Works of Glorious Liberal President Obama!

Da.

Fearless Leader has overturned The Bush stem cell restrictions. Now TheOne will be able to continue with The Plan. In the manner of Dolly the sheep, HE will now be able to clone vast masses of sheeple, and with selective genetics HE can correct the flaws of evolution like logic and independant thought. No more will he need undoccumented aleins and dead people for electing him.

Was wise to earmark billions of dollars to Planned Parenthood in stimulus package.

All Hail TheOne.

Is that really necessary, anymore, Comrade NilHil?

Comrade George Soros got the populace hooked on his daily dosage of Bullshit, why create sheep, if there's plenty of these all over the world?

Why not clone Hemp oil and Vodka-producing still stem cells to implant on Liberal's and Socialist's brains (sort of...), there's SO MUCH FREE SPACE THERE!

edgarinventor wrote:Is that really necessary, anymore, Comrade NilHil?

Comrade George Soros got the populace hooked on his daily dosage of Bullshit, why create sheep, if there's plenty of these all over the world?

Will be easier to replace populace lost through "independent thought" purges if backup sheeple are at hand. TheOne can never have too many sheeple. Why squander resources on N.E.A. and State Approved Media when Obamazombies can be grown pre-programmed for the greater good?

Is simply matter of good Obamanomics.

Well, if the Inbred Mad Dog Bankers Illuminati want an 80% Populace reduction, and they are in control, that leaves 20% sheep. Not many sheep to clone, right?

The Media Carbon/Recession Hysteria is at such full throttle, now, the vast TV-Zombie majority will gladly march to the concentration FEMA camps, not noticing the Barbecue smell in the air.

All for the Party's Planet's good...

Link for Mad Inventors seeking scary Magnets

Why not talking about how the Global warming is changing the Earth's Magnetic Field, then slip one o' these into a Vegan's trousers?
I keed, I keed...
Well, better stick to a 12 Kilos, for VegaNazis...

Will it also hold Sickle?

Communism defeated by Magnets?

TheOne should be told!

niHil wrote:Will it also hold Sickle?

Communism defeated by Magnets?

TheOne should be told!

Quoting DDRKamerad's quote:

Yes...uh...it does not meet...uh...the...uh...total standards to pass the...uh...Kalifornia Assault Weapons Ban.

A thought on the cleverness of Liberals:

Without the Assault Weapons Ban, Militia guys could rely on themselves, and be mostly survivalist one-man-bands;

With it, they will have to rely on the greater firepower of A GROUP of them, and so learn some Social Skills, engage the Community, convince a large number of neighbors, etc.

In the end, they will IMPROVE American People's self-defense abilities, because 5 to 10 guys with a non-assault rifle are harder to take out, and spread all over, have a much larger field coverage!

Bottom line is, out of Hollywood La La Land, a patrol of 5 out-performs any trigger-happy Rambo every time... because one can always spot what the others cannot!


A classical Letfo shot-on-the foot!

Automatic weapon fire is highly overrated. Most US military rifles do not employ full auto. All you do is waste ammo and sacrifice accuracy.

A bullet-hose! [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00][/HIGHLIGHT]



For example, if this could be made semi-auto, it would be a great homemade expedient gun!
But with any sort of upper reciever, methinks...

But with left, machine gun does not mean full auto. Machine gun can be scary looking imported ex-full-auto weapon rebuilt semi-auto that it has more then 10 non-US made scary parts on it. Even though not full-auto, the left classify as Title 2 weapon and if not holding License To Exercise Second Amendment Right, jackboots assign gulag time and confiscate rights.

All this can be found under the 922R infringement mandated by G. Bush Senior.

Scary items include:
(1) Frames, receivers, receiver castings, forgings or stampings
(2) Barrels
(3) Barrel extensions
(4) Mounting blocks (trunnions)
(5) Muzzle attachments
(6) Bolts
(7) Bolt carriers
(8) Operating rods
(9) Gas pistons
(10) Trigger housings
(11) Triggers
(12) Hammers
(13) Sears
(14) Disconnectors
(15) Buttstocks
(16) Pistol grips
(17) Foregrips, handguards
(18) Magazine bodies
(19) Magazine Followers
(20) Magazine Floorplates

(Yes comrades, adding a magazine to a Non-Machine-Gun can magically cause transformation into Title 2 Weapon in eyes of moonBATF in some instances)

To fascists, regardless of true functionality, "once a machine gun, always a machine gun" and "we will print money to prosperity"

Here is a 922R link chosen at random for enjoyment reading.

https://home.comcast.net/~navy87guy/home/922r.html

Of course with States Rights, some states have chosen to be even more FREE with their infringements.

And TheOne needs to CHANGE what "is is" for 2nd amendment for greater good of all.


all hail TheOne

See next page...

You talk stupid fascist gun laws? Zerope has written the book!

(Literally, as the BATF took pointers from Nazi Germany Lawmakers)

How about saying an air gun is a "fire weapon"?

Or saying you need to take a civics course, to own a gun, then "forget" to implement that course?

Wait!

How about a Gunsmith Course a colleague Inventor had to take, strict and hard as hell...

That allows him now to build a gun from scratch, 100% legally...

But HE CANNOT BUY AMMO for it!

Makes you want to build THIS, and test it on some anti-gun morons, if only with ink ammo filled with some nauseating goo...


From here: Strogg

...And to top it all, in France you can own a rubber bullet revolver, with only a medical certificate and a known address, and where's the dreaded "far-west" shootings?

And before you go all "rubber bullets are for wimps" on me, remember that at close range, they pack a punch. And are far better than calling 911.

Obama to unveil proposals to help small businesses
AP - Amid misgivings over his spending blueprint, President Barack Obama has decided to provide billions of dollars in federal money to buy out struggling small business owners.
"The Government is here to see that you succeed"

Saw sneak peak of new anti-second amendment legislation draft. Now I can not find link so all can Share.

Several pages list firearms that will be illegal to possess in The Land Of The Free.

To clarify, they identified what a banned gun was with some definitions:

A firearm that had a pistol grip and a removable magazine (including pistols)
A Semi-automatic firearm that had a front hand guard (including shotguns)
Any Firearm that has been or is being used by the military or law enforcement agencies

So both of my deer hunting rifles would be illegal because for a short time, the Winchester Model 70 was a sniper rifle for the US Military. All my pistols would be illegal because they have pistol grips.

Would it not have been much easier to say:
"All firearms that use gasses under pressure to expel a projectile are illegal for personal ownership"?


All Hail TheOne

Esteemed Comrade niHil. You must be thinking ofHR 45... If this is the case, I DENOUNCE YOU FOR THE THOUGHT CRIME OF THINKING!! Besides, it has been discussed by some of the bitter clingers who attempt to claim to be Made Progressives on this site.


I just received a letter from the Multnomah County Sherrif saying the county was being pressured to turn over the names and addresses of CHL holders. It included a sample form one could submit to attempt to have their records not be made public. Guess what I'll be doing.

no, HR 45 is "On Hold Indefinitely". This is not legislation yet, it is a rough draught. It was "leaked". It is probably Unstable Clinger Bait. If a band of insane survivalist decided to strike first, then the TheOne can just mandate a complete ban For The Greater Good.

I also found the TheOne's forum. It is almost as satirical as HERE!

https://www.theobamaforum.com/showthread.php?t=6562

All Hail TheOne.

Love this picture!

...But where's the Comrades that are the real owners of those 3 serfs, I.E. the Illuminati?



Out of character

...And as to prove ALL Socialism is NAZI, see this: BATF and Nazi law

AND NOW...
FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT...

Do any of the Comrades dabble on the Art of Illusion 3D program?

niHil wrote:Obama to unveil proposals to help small businesses
AP - Amid misgivings over his spending blueprint, President Barack Obama has decided to provide billions of dollars in federal money to buy out struggling small business owners.
"The Government is here to see that you succeed"

...And wolves are there to see that mutton get fat and plumpy!

Why not set up home CNC business, call it Fabrication, and those Socialist lah-didah tech dazzled will happily comply...

Curious thing is, you can build ANYTHING with those babies... Glorious People's Motivational AK and AR pieces, to name one.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Comrades!

Happy ST Patrick's Day. Good day for boiled cabbage. And American beer (Which is always green).


May you been in Heaven for a whole year
before ACORN registers you to absentee ballot.

As for previous lawn statue, I did not have the guts to make the image of TheOne. But I made statue of his jackboot instead.

niHil wrote:Saw sneak peak of new anti-second amendment legislation draft. Now I can not find link so all can Share.

......................
Any Firearm that has been or is being used by the military or law enforcement agencies

...................
Would it not have been much easier to say:
"All firearms that use gasses under pressure to expel a projectile are illegal for personal ownership"?

All Hail TheOne

See, Comrades, you will not be able to have this Assault Rifle, nay, Mass Destruction Weapon:


The Model 1855 Rifle Musket, used by the US Army, therefore, tainted with the
Assault Rifle Sin!

I stand corrected, your Liberals are even more Retarded Progressive than our €uro brand...
But everything's bigger in America! (for now...)

The Arab League brings new discussions to the table demanding the United Nations pass laws requiring that countries that use E85, gasohol or oxygenated gasoline also provide halaal gasoline. "How can we discriminate against non-arabs who have had a drink at the pub if our taxis are filled with alcohol?"

To drag myself back on topic I will repost one of my Visual Agitations, previously posted somewhere else on the cube, but I cant find the link.

niHil wrote:The Arab League brings new discussions to the table demanding the United Nations pass laws requiring that countries that use E85, gasohol or oxygenated gasoline also provide halaal gasoline. "How can we discriminate against non-arabs who have had a drink at the pub if our taxis are filled with alcohol?"

They're Arabs, the law they want to pass is ludicrous, sure the Zeropeans and Obama will comply!

"Bad Messiah"?

Why not...

SORRY, that's him on the INSIDE, outside, should be like this:

edgarinventor wrote:
They're Arabs, the law they want to pass is ludicrous, sure the Zeropeans and Obama will comply!

(un, that was satire, pointing out how lame it is to expect the UN to police the world enforcing Sharia law and the double standards that Allahites are entitled with around the world)

niHil wrote:

edgarinventor wrote:
They're Arabs, the law they want to pass is ludicrous, sure the Zeropeans and Obama will comply!

(un, that was satire, pointing out how lame it is to expect the UN to police the world enforcing Sharia law and the double standards that Allahites are entitled with around the world)

Must be from living just a Country away from France, those guys are so arab-owned, I believe anything that involves €urocratsand cowering up.

Right here, in Portugal, a local Left Wing moron wanted to pass a law that made it mandatory for Christian Churches to hide the crosses on the outside, "because if MAY offend non-Christians to see a cross"(!)


It didn't pass, but when you see this, you start to believe in everything!

Here's a taste of the French Exception: No Pasaran
Oddly enough, they already know the Gulagsphere! <br>
Comrade Obamissars, is there a... Limit to the graphic content of anti-european graphics?
Namely, inserting the Zeropean flag in an image of Scatological nature...

Just click on €urocrtats, above, and you can investigate if that image is thought crime.

Here's a proof not all Liberal Journalists are brain dead, and that a few rough moments could change their minds:
<br>https://workbench.cadenhead.org/news/3215/conservative-journalist-got-mugged

The Toronto Star is a socialist rag. Nice to see one of their own getting a healthy taste of reality.

Another add by niHil

Saw the Official UbamaSSR Site:

Address Gun Violence in Cities: Obama and Biden would repeal the Tiahrt Amendment, which restricts the ability of local law enforcement to access important gun trace information,* and give police officers across the nation the tools they need to solve gun crimes and fight the illegal arms trade. Obama and Biden also favor commonsense measures that respect the Second Amendment rights of gun owners, while keeping guns away from children and from criminals**. They support closing the gun show loophole and making guns in this country childproof. They also support making the expired federal Assault Weapons Ban permanent.

* First, they want to Gestapo-control all guns, so they then can confiscate all of them.

Not even in Prison Blocks can the All-Mighty Megalomaniac Socialist States do that!

NiHil, just trimmed that picture out of the white border, in case you're interested, it's here:
Trimmed gold2v.jpg

I hope they do make the expiration of the Fascist Assault Weapons Ban permanent. It was unconstitutional to begin with.

"Assault weapons"! What a Liberal Fruitcake con job!
How many Guerrilla and/or ethnic wars were made without them?

Now imagine when some Inventor decides to revolutionize Projectile Weapons...

Then they'll name all of them "Energy Weapons", and ban everything that uses some kind of accumulated energy, leaving the Second Amendment only for clubs and swords...


Wait!
On wars, during ASSAULTS, (woooo!) , Engineer Corps sometimes use SHOVELS!

Will they make a ban on shovels, next time?

Back to Posters, is it just me, or this Robot kid that pretended to sing, while the bad toothed kid really sang during the Peking SS Olimpiads looks like comrade Hitlery Clinton?

Oh ignorant me!
It's just the first step of The One, into trans-vesting USA to this, after the Second Amendment is trashed:

They said at a gun show today that via Executive Order all US Surplus Ammo Cans must be demilitarized (smashed and punched) before the military can sell them for scrap. This is not satire. Since those cans had been contaminated with bullets they are too dangerous. If you want Ammo Cans for tool boxes etc, get them now.

TheOne is such a chunk of piss.

All Hail TheOne.

I have not heard that "executive order". And I hear a lot of paranoid ramblings. I suspect that was said by a comrade with too many ammo cans and not enough buyers.

It must be working.

One of the people who make their living reloading brass to sell as bulk ammunition says on their web page that they will continue operations as soon as they can get more ammo cans from their supplier. Their supplier says there is no known ship date.

Good capitalism there.

Or else the Kenyan did it in the same executive order that says all spent brass must be demilled.

All Hail TheOne

15.000 bottles of the good stuff, shipped to the USA, mainly... Chicago!

À saúde! (WHAT A WASTE OF GOOD WINE...):(

I love the Emo one. Each according to his hyphen, Comrades!

Commissar Obamissar V wrote:I love the Emo one. Each according to his hyphen, Comrades!

Hyphen? " - "?
Me sorry, me don't understand...

Now I got it, it was in the pictures on the right!


Wahahahah!

I see a cigarette, but where's the cigar?
Clinton and Castro ain't represented there!
Sorry, Castro in now represented by the urine catheter...


Do you guys know Ponoko?
You could make an indecent capitalist profit, selling your stuff, there, cut-outs, the red cube, even red robots!:
Ponoko

New poster!

Now, in this picture, where's Obama?

Ah, the zeitgeist of The New World Order! Their control is all reaching!

Out of character

A bunch of inbred, half-whit, pampered morons, if you ask me!

If their own goons would alleviate them from their pathetic existence, they'll have my blessings...
And their Millions!

The last time those idiots acted, was when they wanted to unite all Crowns of Europe, to ensure eternal PEACE...

Sure it was... For World War One's casualties!
:[email protected]

It is FRIDAY, comrades, so I am Mixing Genres!

all hail TheOne

Ah, Bill Mulher, Pardon my Portuguese...

A Lefto woopsie, that in pure Soviet manner, considers religion a neurological disorder!
I bet he even has wet dreams of being in charge of one of those psychiatric anti-religion facilities...

...But what about the [HIGHLIGHT=#92d050]ObamaSlam[/HIGHLIGHT] ???

Is that Infidel eunuch criticizing the Oslam of the Chicago Prophet, as well?

Since I am illiterate, please correct verbiage if wrong.

All Hail TheOne

'Wha?!

From AIM:

Mr. President, 53% of Americans voted you into office because they saw you as someone who would straighten out the outrageous tax and spend methods in Washington DC.They saw you as someone who related to their concerns, and would serve the people—workers, families, students, etc.—before the politicians.You haven't even gotten out of your honeymoon period and you're already proving too weak to reign in Congress. If these 51 days are a precedent for what to expect it's going to be a tough four years.

BHO LIED!
Who knew?

From here:<br>http://www.shopaim.org/I-Donrsquot-Beli ... p_617.html

Here's a fun Flash toy, imagine there's other dummies than my Prime Minister on this:


<br>

Comrades! The superb brain power of The One is revealed again! Who else could design a speechifying device such as this? Let's see those saboteurs mess up another one of His speeches now. Behold:

Why won't he just plug a teleprompter-projector inside his "brain" cavity?

Plenty of empty space there, for Liberals...

Space for rent, Soros pays bigtime!

I would have to agree with comrade edgarinventor. Mabey this was his back up.

...The leader of the greatest Country this world ever had...

Makes you wonder...

"-There's 16 billion people on Earth.
-Whe're they hiding?"


Here's what I think of Mankind, sometimes: Summer Movie hit

edgarinventor wrote:...The leader of the greatest Country this world ever had...

The optimum word is HAD as in Past Tense.

Is there too much Harry Potter Mania in the United Kingdom? Some commentator on the radio said something like
The D'jinn in Great Brittan see Obama as a bit of a savior since he is the first American President who is a mudblood.

So that means all the other presidents were wizards? Even Jimmy Carter?

all hail theOne

The D'jinn in Great Brittan see Obama as a bit of a savior since he is the first American President who is a mudblood.

Nothing can shock me about the Brits, anymore...

Racism in reverse, from the land that murdered Diana, one way or another, for her affair with an Arab!

Yeah, right, a good leader must belong to the oppressed minorities, boo, hoo...

Like, say, their last ruler with a set, hum...

Winston Churchill?

I must admit that the lack of awareness of a nations history was shocking according to comrade edgarinventor's clip. Thought they taught that stuff in school. Thinking about a proper answer might have been acceptable instead of snapping right away with the wrong one. Didn't know that kids were regularly going to secondary school at age 5 though. Where were the smart ones during this quiz session?

RED VIKTOR wrote:I must admit that the lack of awareness of a nations history was shocking according to comrade edgarinventor's clip. Thought they taught that stuff in school. Thinking about a proper answer might have been acceptable instead of snapping right away with the wrong one. Didn't know that kids were regularly going to secondary school at age 5 though. Where were the smart ones during this quiz session?

Socialism at work, Comrades!
Flunking a grade, because you're a lazy twit, is deemed DISCRIMINATION!

These glorious products of Labor Party Governments are ENTITLED to have a grade, no mater what!

In other words, "they're too big to fail"... Hum...

Ignorance is strength!

It is successful plot to dumb down world to where even Barrack O' Bama could be elected.

all hail theOne

It is successful plot to dumb down world to where even Barrack O' Bama could be elected.

...And so EVERYBODY will worship the Zero one:

From that notoriuos Reactionary, Glenn Beck's Site:

Here's an odd couple, an "Engineer" that cannot produce a Diploma, and an "American" that cannot produce a Birth Certificate...

'Cos the ink's not dry, yet!

And the smiles are fake, too!

But then again, if you're a Progressive, Comrades, you do not need those Bourgeois papers, the populace is obliged to BELIEVE IN HOPE AND CHANGE!

Sorry, Comrades, but I just can't resist it...

Obama shows no Birth Certificate?

Liberal Daffy Duck to the rescue!

I must say that the pig looks mighty healthy.

It's a RED pig, Comrade!
Probably a Political Commissar, (Also known as MSNBC/CNN journalists), or a Liberal University Teacher...
"Re-distribution of wealth" is all about FEEDING THOSE PIGS!

...AFTER their Obamasters are fed, of course...
On a different subject, I didn't had a chance to give the Obamassiah his New Era Award Cup!
Comrades, and Comrade Teocritus in particular, please see if this is a fitting Cup for the one, in Stunning 3D! (wow!) (Blimp TV on Vista quote)

It said "PLANNED ECONOMY OR PLANNED DESTRUCTION?"

From here: http://www.green-trust.org/wordpress/
Larger version: https://www.silcom.com/~vikman/PD/OldCommieCartoon.jpg

Somebody BIG! is watching you.

But the Media says he's a Hero!

they would have been fond of Hitler or Stalin too I'm sure. What's not to like?! (no thought criminal here!)

IBM, that brought the machines and know-how to scientifically organize the IDs for Hitler's Death Camps...

They're all kinda cosy, that way...

That's interesting about IBM.. and too bad about the Fascist Euroturd. Sounds like he needs to develop some real intelligence more than architecting the artificial kind. I haven't heard much about IBM lately. Are you talking about International Business Machines or International Brotherhood of Marxists?

The first one, the first one.

But I bet the "Nuclear-Detecting" Net-Robot he made is just a Pet project of him, along with his SS uniform, and Luger pistol.

I'm oooold... I remember when I was a boy, I scrounged trough a junkyard for remains of Computers, that had electro-magnets and magnetic switches for memory banks...

I bid you all a good night, well it it's night, here, and wish Obama some kind of Watergate or Lewisky-gate...

Before he sends us all trough the Pearly Gates!

Thanks for contributing to my re-education at the cube!

Haw, haw, haw!
No big deal, Comrade -

...

Wait, No deal at all!

Comrade-Q wrote:It's funny how fascists think this is funny.

3 years later and Our Glorious Leader has nationalized everything from Banks to Car Companies! Don't worry comrade, us secprog fascists are in control now under the label of "Democrat." There will be no more laughing, irony, or absurdity. We will cut it to the quick and label it Cyberbullying(TM). We will praise the state and bring an end to right wing Christian Church's and bourgeois kapitalist enterprise.

We won Comrade Q, we won! Us fascists are in control now!

Long Live Che!
All Hale The One!