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Following my version of Dali's Critical Paranoia, I hereby declare that EVERYTHING'S CONNECTED!
See this latest decadent Gadget on, get this, Red5! It's a conspiracy, I tellya!
Little Rover is watching you!



All Hail The One


Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products.
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov


All Hail TheOne


This conveyance is BEAUTIFUL and reflects the raw, mean computing power of Windows Vista. I think it may even be able to be powered by the smugness of the rider...

Doesn't this reflect more the Win-DOZE

Now why won't Comrade Obama use this on his own




Is that crap for real?? I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the Progressive Cavalry! Ride your Segway into battle!! Can you imagine a SWAT storming a building with that crap? If I faced them in battle I'd just have to chuckle.


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Comrade NiHil,This conveyance is BEAUTIFUL and reflects the raw, mean computingpower of Windows Vista. I think it may even be able to be powered bythe smugness of the rider...
Is blowing goats. Works Less than Fearless Leader


It's all been covered here:
Now we need such coverage of the Great Works of Glorious Liberal President Obama!


edgarinventor
Comrades ,Now we need such coverage of the Great Works of Glorious Liberal President Obama!
Da.
Fearless Leader has overturned The Bush stem cell restrictions. Now TheOne will be able to continue with The Plan. In the manner of Dolly the sheep, HE will now be able to clone vast masses of sheeple, and with selective genetics HE can correct the flaws of evolution like logic and independant thought. No more will he need undoccumented aleins and dead people for electing him.
Was wise to earmark billions of dollars to Planned Parenthood in stimulus package.
All Hail TheOne.

Comrade George Soros got the populace hooked on his daily dosage of Bullshit, why create sheep, if there's plenty of these all over the world?
Why not clone Hemp oil and Vodka-producing

edgarinventor
Is that really necessary, anymore, Comrade NilHil?Comrade George Soros got the populace hooked on his daily dosage of Bullshit, why create sheep, if there's plenty of these all over the world?
Will be easier to replace populace lost through "independent thought" purges if backup sheeple are at hand. TheOne can never have too many sheeple. Why squander resources on N.E.A. and State Approved Media when Obamazombies can be grown pre-programmed for the greater good?
Is simply matter of good Obamanomics.

The Media Carbon/Recession Hysteria is at such full throttle, now, the vast TV-Zombie majority will gladly march to the
All for the

Mwahahahahaha!
Why not talking about how the Global warming is changing the Earth's Magnetic Field, then slip one o' these into a Vegan's trousers?
I keed, I keed...

Well, better stick to a 12 Kilos, for VegaNazis...

Communism defeated by Magnets?
TheOne should be told!

niHil
Will it also hold Sickle?Communism defeated by Magnets?
TheOne should be told!
Quoting DDRKamerad's quote:
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Yes...uh...it does not meet...uh...the...uh...total standards to pass the...uh...Kalifornia Assault Weapons Ban.

Without the Assault Weapons Ban, Militia guys could rely on themselves, and be mostly survivalist one-man-bands;
With it, they will have to rely on the greater firepower of A GROUP of them, and so learn some Social Skills, engage the Community, convince a large number of neighbors, etc.
In the end, they will IMPROVE American People's self-defense abilities, because 5 to 10 guys with a non-assault rifle are harder to take out, and spread all over, have a much larger field coverage!
Bottom line is, out of Hollywood La La Land, a patrol of 5 out-performs any trigger-happy Rambo every time... because one can always spot what the others cannot!
A classical Letfo shot-on-the foot!



For example, if this could be made semi-auto, it would be a great homemade expedient gun!
But with any sort of upper reciever, methinks...

All this can be found under the 922R infringement mandated by G. Bush Senior.
Scary items include:
(1) Frames, receivers, receiver castings, forgings or stampings
(2) Barrels
(3) Barrel extensions
(4) Mounting blocks (trunnions)
(5) Muzzle attachments
(6) Bolts
(7) Bolt carriers
(8) Operating rods
(9) Gas pistons
(10) Trigger housings
(11) Triggers
(12) Hammers
(13) Sears
(14) Disconnectors
(15) Buttstocks
(16) Pistol grips
(17) Foregrips, handguards
(18) Magazine bodies
(19) Magazine Followers
(20) Magazine Floorplates
(Yes comrades, adding a magazine to a Non-Machine-Gun can magically cause transformation into Title 2 Weapon in eyes of moonBATF in some instances)
To fascists, regardless of true functionality, "once a machine gun, always a machine gun" and "we will print money to prosperity"
Here is a 922R link chosen at random for enjoyment reading.
http://home.comcast.net/~navy87guy/home/922r.html
Of course with States Rights, some states have chosen to be even more FREE with their infringements.
And TheOne needs to CHANGE what "is is" for 2nd amendment for greater good of all.
all hail TheOne


(Literally, as the BATF took pointers from Nazi Germany Lawmakers)
How about saying an air gun is a "fire weapon"?
Or saying you need to take a civics course, to own a gun, then "forget" to implement that course?
Wait!
How about a Gunsmith Course a colleague Inventor had to take, strict and hard as hell...
That allows him now to build a gun from scratch, 100% legally...
But HE CANNOT BUY AMMO for it!
Makes you want to build THIS, and test it on some anti-gun morons, if only with ink ammo filled with some nauseating goo...

From here: Strogg
...And to top it all, in France you can own a rubber bullet revolver, with only a medical certificate and a known address, and where's the dreaded "far-west" shootings?
And before you go all "rubber bullets are for wimps" on me, remember that at close range, they pack a punch. And are far better than calling 911.

AP - Amid misgivings over his spending blueprint, President Barack Obama has decided to provide billions of dollars in federal money to buy out struggling small business owners.
"The Government is here to see that you succeed"

Several pages list firearms that will be illegal to possess in The Land Of The Free.
To clarify, they identified what a banned gun was with some definitions:
A firearm that had a pistol grip and a removable magazine (including pistols)
A Semi-automatic firearm that had a front hand guard (including shotguns)
Any Firearm that has been or is being used by the military or law enforcement agencies
So both of my deer hunting rifles would be illegal because for a short time, the Winchester Model 70 was a sniper rifle for the US Military. All my pistols would be illegal because they have pistol grips.
Would it not have been much easier to say:
"All firearms that use gasses under pressure to expel a projectile are illegal for personal ownership"?
All Hail TheOne



I just received a letter from the Multnomah County Sherrif saying the county was being pressured to turn over the names and addresses of CHL holders. It included a sample form one could submit to attempt to have their records not be made public. Guess what I'll be doing.

I also found the TheOne's forum. It is almost as satirical as HERE!
http://www.theobamaforum.com/showthread.php?t=6562
All Hail TheOne.

...But where's the Comrades that are the real owners of those 3 serfs, I.E. the Illuminati?

Out of character
...And as to prove ALL Socialism is NAZI, see this: BATF and Nazi law
AND NOW...
FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT...
Do any of the Comrades dabble on the Art of Illusion 3D program?

niHil
Obama to unveil proposals to help small businessesAP - Amid misgivings over his spending blueprint, President Barack Obama has decided to provide billions of dollars in federal money to buy out struggling small business owners.
"The Government is here to see that you succeed"
...And wolves are there to see that mutton get fat and plumpy!
Why not set up home CNC business, call it Fabrication, and those Socialist lah-didah tech dazzled will happily comply...
Curious thing is, you can build ANYTHING with those babies... Glorious People's Motivational AK and AR pieces, to name one.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Happy ST Patrick's Day. Good day for boiled cabbage. And American beer (Which is always green).
May you been in Heaven for a whole year
before ACORN registers you to absentee ballot.
As for previous lawn statue, I did not have the guts to make the image of TheOne. But I made statue of his jackboot instead.


niHil
Saw sneak peak of new anti-second amendment legislation draft. Now I can not find link so all can Share.......................
Any Firearm that has been or is being used by the military or law enforcement agencies
...................
Would it not have been much easier to say:
"All firearms that use gasses under pressure to expel a projectile are illegal for personal ownership"?
All Hail TheOne
See, Comrades, you will not be able to have this Assault Rifle, nay, Mass Destruction Weapon:

The Model 1855 Rifle Musket, used by the US Army, therefore, tainted with the
Assault Rifle Sin!
I stand corrected, your Liberals are even more
But everything's bigger in America! (for now...)
They will air out such an insane law, the populace will react, then they will fall back into a less insane, more devious and gradual way to have you
-First, they will instate a Civilian Calibre for Peasants, something that will only get the Prision System knucleheads even more mad;
-Then, a Civillian Licence to have a pea-shooter inside a vault, the ammo on another vault, so your children are safe to kill themselves, but only with drugs;
-Then, they will force you to attend an expensive, lenghty, no working Joe will have the time, Civics Course every year, to teach you how to conveniently bow and worship the Allmighty State's Civic Principles;
-Then, they will take your guns away, anyway, because some
Try this out, for size, from here:
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The Mantra of the British ‘Gun Owner’*“I have been examined by the agents of the crown and found fit to own firearms. I have been granted a police approved firearms license.
I have installed a police approved ‘security cabinet’ in my police approved home in which I will keep my police approved gun and police approved bullet at all times.
I will only use ‘my gun’ where approved by the police.
I will only take ‘my gun’ where approved by the police.
I will only shoot ‘my gun’ when approved by the police.
I will only shoot ‘my gun’ where approved by the police.
I will only sell ‘my gun’ to another person approved by the police.
If I wish to buy another gun I must ask the police.
I will offer my home and guns for inspection by the police upon demand.
When it is deemed necessary to confiscate ‘my gun’ I will dutifully hand ‘my gun’ to the police approved police at the police approved police station, and thank them for their assistance"
I will, at all times, and to the best of my ability, support and uphold these police approved privileges.“
*A licensed gun is not owned by the person holding it but is only on loan for the duration of the license. Upon expiry of the license the gun will be confiscated by the agents of the state.
Now, ain't this CIVILIZED? Soon all the World will be as... Woopsie as that!
...Or is it Hopesy?




niHil
The Arab League brings new discussions to the table demanding the United Nations pass laws requiring that countries that use E85, gasohol or oxygenated gasoline also provide halaal gasoline. "How can we discriminate against non-arabs who have had a drink at the pub if our taxis are filled with alcohol?"They're Arabs, the law they want to pass is ludicrous, sure the Zeropeans and Obama will comply!
"Bad Messiah"?
Why not...

SORRY, that's him on the INSIDE, outside, should be like this:


edgarinventor
They're Arabs, the law they want to pass is ludicrous, sure the Zeropeans and Obama will comply!
(un, that was satire, pointing out how lame it is to expect the UN to police the world enforcing Sharia law and the double standards that Allahites are entitled with around the world)

niHil
edgarinventor
They're Arabs, the law they want to pass is ludicrous, sure the Zeropeans and Obama will comply!
(un, that was satire, pointing out how lame it is to expect the UN to police the world enforcing Sharia law and the double standards that Allahites are entitled with around the world)
Must be from living just a Country away from France, those guys are so arab-owned, I believe anything that involves €urocratsand cowering up.
Right here, in Portugal, a local Left Wing moron wanted to pass a law that made it mandatory for Christian Churches to hide the crosses on the outside, "because if MAY offend non-Christians to see a cross"(!)

It didn't pass, but when you see this, you start to believe in everything!
Here's a taste of the French Exception: No Pasaran
Oddly enough, they already know the Gulagsphere!

Comrade Obamissars, is there a... Limit to the graphic content of anti-european graphics?
Namely, inserting the Zeropean flag in an image of Scatological nature...
Just click on €urocrtats, above, and you can investigate if that image is thought crime.

http://workbench.cadenhead.org/news/3215/conservative-journalist-got-mugged
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The Toronto Star is a socialist rag. Nice to see one of their own getting a healthy taste of reality.

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* First, they want to Gestapo-control all guns, so they then can confiscate all of them.
NiHil, just trimmed that picture out of the white border, in case you're interested, it's here:
Trimmed gold2v.jpg


How many Guerrilla and/or ethnic wars were made without them?
Now imagine when some Inventor decides to revolutionize Projectile Weapons...
Then they'll name all of them "Energy Weapons", and ban everything that uses some kind of accumulated energy, leaving the Second Amendment only for clubs and swords...
Wait!
On wars, during ASSAULTS, (woooo!) , Engineer Corps sometimes use SHOVELS!
Will they make a ban on shovels, next time?


...And Comrades, is this really the sort The One wants to be associated with?
[CENTER]

YKES!
:D
[JUSTIFY]...Come to think of it, some Emos really end up committing suicide, hummmmm... Isn't this a future bad move/Political Suicide prediction?
It's just the first step of The One, into trans-vesting USA to this, after the Second Amendment is trashed:


TheOne is such a chunk of piss.
All Hail TheOne.



One of the people who make their living reloading brass to sell as bulk ammunition says on their web page that they will continue operations as soon as they can get more ammo cans from their supplier. Their supplier says there is no known ship date.
Good capitalism there.
Or else the Kenyan did it in the same executive order that says all spent brass must be demilled.
All Hail TheOne

Yes we can red wine, straight here from Portugal!
It's Portuguese, so it's good, it's biologically grown, and a great gift to yank the chain offa everyone you know!



15.000 bottles of the good stuff, shipped to the USA, mainly... Chicago!
À saúde! (WHAT A WASTE OF GOOD WINE...):(



Commissar Obamissar V
I love the Emo one. Each according to his hyphen, Comrades!Hyphen? " - "?
Me sorry, me don't understand...
Now I got it, it was in the pictures on the right!

Wahahahah! :D
I see a cigarette, but where's the cigar?
Clinton and Castro ain't represented there!
Sorry, Castro in now represented by the urine catheter...
Do you guys know Ponoko?
You could make an indecent capitalist profit, selling your stuff, there, cut-outs, the red cube, even red robots!:
Ponoko


Now, in this picture, where's Obama? ;)



A bunch of inbred, half-whit, pampered morons, if you ask me!
If their own goons would alleviate them from their pathetic existence, they'll have my blessings...
And their Millions!
The last time those idiots acted, was when they wanted to unite all Crowns of Europe, to ensure eternal PEACE...
Sure it was... For World War One's casualties!
:-@

all hail TheOne


A Lefto woopsie, that in pure Soviet manner, considers religion a neurological disorder!
I bet he even has wet dreams of being in charge of one of those psychiatric anti-religion facilities...
...But what about the ObamaSlam ???
Is that Infidel eunuch criticizing the Oslam of the Chicago Prophet, as well?

I KEEL YOU!


Since I am illiterate, please correct verbiage if wrong.
All Hail TheOne

From AIM:
Quote:
BHO LIED!
Who knew? :o


http://www.shopaim.org/I-Donrsquot-Believe-the-Liberal-Media-Sweatshirt-40FrontampBack41_p_617.html



Plenty of empty space there, for Liberals...
Space for rent, Soros pays bigtime!


Makes you wonder...
"-There's 16 billion people on Earth.
-Whe're they hiding?"
Here's what I think of Mankind, sometimes: Summer Movie hit

edgarinventor
...The leader of the greatest Country this world ever had...The optimum word is HAD as in Past Tense.
Is there too much Harry Potter Mania in the United Kingdom? Some commentator on the radio said something like
The D'jinn in Great Brittan see Obama as a bit of a savior since he is the first American President who is a mudblood.
So that means all the other presidents were wizards? Even Jimmy Carter?
all hail theOne

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The D'jinn in Great Brittan see Obama as a bit of a savior since he is the first American President who is a mudblood.Nothing can shock me about the Brits, anymore...
Racism in reverse, from the land that murdered Diana, one way or another, for her affair with an Arab!
Yeah, right, a good leader must belong to the oppressed minorities, boo, hoo...
Like, say, their last ruler with a set, hum...
Winston Churchill?


RED VIKTOR
I must admit that the lack of awareness of a nations history was shocking according to comrade edgarinventor's clip. Thought they taught that stuff in school. Thinking about a proper answer might have been acceptable instead of snapping right away with the wrong one. Didn't know that kids were regularly going to secondary school at age 5 though. Where were the smart ones during this quiz session?Socialism at work, Comrades!
Flunking a grade, because you're a lazy twit, is deemed DISCRIMINATION!
These glorious products of Labor Party Governments are ENTITLED to have a grade, no mater what!
In other words, "they're too big to fail"... Hum...
Quote:
Ignorance is strength!
all hail theOne

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It is successful plot to dumb down world to where even Barrack O' Bama could be elected....And so EVERYBODY will worship the
From that notoriuos Reactionary, Glenn Beck's Site:

Stupid.com has the answer: THE SPLATABLE PIG!
It is most aggravating for some Liberal to see Red and Pig combined, Comrades, but it does embody the resilience of that



Here's an odd couple, an "Engineer" that cannot produce a Diploma, and an "American" that cannot produce a Birth Certificate...
'Cos the ink's not dry, yet!
And the smiles are fake, too! :D
But then again, if you're a Progressive, Comrades, you do not need those Bourgeois papers, the populace is obliged to BELIEVE IN HOPE AND CHANGE!



Obama shows no Birth Certificate?
Liberal Daffy Duck to the rescue!


I must say that the pig looks mighty healthy.


Probably a Political Commissar, (Also known as MSNBC/CNN journalists), or a Liberal University Teacher...
"Re-distribution of wealth" is all about FEEDING THOSE PIGS!
...AFTER their Obamasters are fed, of course...

On a different subject, I didn't had a chance to give the Obamassiah his New Era Award Cup!
Comrades, and Comrade Teocritus in particular, please see if this is a fitting Cup for the one, in Stunning 3D! (wow!) (Blimp TV on Vista quote)


It said "PLANNED ECONOMY OR PLANNED DESTRUCTION?"
From here: http://www.green-trust.org/wordpress/
Larger version: http://www.silcom.com/~vikman/PD/OldCommieCartoon.jpg



In that case, wouldn't she call the Hoe...Hillary?
And won't she plant...

Translated -
Lefto Shit
'Cos without Drugs, you'l get to think...
And there goes the Left offa you!






Mhwahahaha!*
*A note on Zeuro-Censorship, I pulled this Mad Inventor laugh, and happened to use the words "United Nuclear" on a Gingery Lathe Forum, lo and behold, an Euro-fascist popped along with veiled danger of death warnings, and get this, the turd is an AI Architect for IBM...
IBM, that brought the machines and know-how to scientifically organize the IDs for Hitler's Death Camps...
They're all kinda cosy, that way...


But I bet the "Nuclear-Detecting" Net-Robot he made is just a Pet project of him, along with his SS uniform, and Luger pistol.
I'm oooold... I remember when I was a boy, I scrounged trough a junkyard for remains of Computers, that had electro-magnets and magnetic switches for memory banks...
I bid you all a good night, well it it's night, here, and wish Obama some kind of Watergate or Lewisky-gate...
Before he sends us all trough the Pearly Gates!


No big deal, Comrade -

Wait, No deal at all!


Comrade-Q
It's funny how fascists think this is funny.3 years later and Our Glorious Leader has nationalized everything from Banks to Car Companies! Don't worry comrade, us secprog fascists are in control now under the label of "Democrat." There will be no more laughing, irony, or absurdity. We will cut it to the quick and label it Cyberbullying(TM). We will praise the state and bring an end to right wing Christian Church's and bourgeois kapitalist enterprise.
We won Comrade Q, we won! Us fascists are in control now!
Long Live Che!
All Hale The One!