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Based on a poster created by HappyWorker.com











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(First!)
PolderLenin
marzista
unite and be under
of the international!
bwee
Sonic 54
garbage

There can be no humor in one's political rhetoric, and that is precisely why the right wing is so despicable in its employment of charm and wit to lull the people into a state of counterevolution. The supremecy of the state is not something to be cheapened by laughter, comrade.
Starting at Year Zero, there will be no laughter, no tears, no familial love, and no grief. Such emotion is counterproductive to the aims of socialism. Service to the glorious state is all that will matter, Comrade Garbage, and that will be enough to sustain the workers on our massive collective farms, factories, and gulags.
Commie Claus
And we will have comrade Chavez sleeping in the white house (like comrade Arafat used to) as soon as we can get Queen Hillary to her thone!
Such glorious times they will be!
No more worrying about what to do with our money or having to choose which stores to buy from!
No more arrogant rich people thinking they deserve to be so just because they worked for it!
No more evil Christians telling us we cant kill our own kids - and only properly atheist "Jews" among us - you know, the ones that understand our Syrian and Egyptian comrades are only fighting the horror of all horrors: Zionism! *shudder*
Comrade Moore, as information minister, will ensure that our media is pure and untainted by the bourgeoise.
Comrade Sharpton, as Ethnic Justice Minister, will ensure that the wicked false, non-marxist blacks (conservatives) are swiftly punished - as well as any whites that refuse to accept their guilt!
And of course, Comrade Boxer, as Culture Minister, will ensure that oppressed child-lovers are free to pursue their objects of affection, and that the world is safe for sodomy.
We must fight on!
Votes are not needed to know what is right!
Just as soon as we do away with that absurd 2nd amendment (The gall of these people to think they have a right to be armed! They ought to be shot!), we can end the injustice of majority rule and put the future of the country in the hands of a few good socialists.
We dont need all those choices at the polls.
The proletariat just gets confused having more than 1 party anyway.
Puff...the Magic Dragon..
Lived by the sea..
AngryLiberalAthiest

Vladimir Ivanov
dissident agitator #96
LOL
Durbin Dip...
Premier Brezhnev
dissident agitator #96
Flush the Queen!LOL
Durbin Dip...
This Gulag is for you....
Lt.Liberty
Chairman Meow
We are not "crazy", crazy is tax-cuts and doing away with free government handouts, thats crazy. Crazy is doing away with large social programs which we benefit off of. Crazy is wanting a smaller government without all the red-tape, now that is crazy. Imagine how many useless government employees would be out of work and on the streets and not there to misplace papers and tie up government functions to serve the common man.
Now Comrade Liberty, who is crazy? Us or them? Those who wish to make us work for a living, or our mighty leader Comrade Hillary who will ensure that we have suffered enough and the government will provide us electronic debit food stamps so the next time I go into Wal-Mart I will not be embarassed that I take advantage of capitalist tax payer dollars THAT I DESERVE because I have suffered far enough getting up in the morning and doing a little bit of work. This is not hilarious Comrade Liberty, this is a war between the productive and the unproductive, and we as the unproductive DEMAND that we are given government handouts in order to buy the things that capitalist workaholics get to enjoy.
I demand the Party investigate your mental status and ships you to Academia for proper progressive re-education and indoctrination. FOR THE GLORY OF THE PROGRESSIVE REVOLUTION AND JIMMY CARTER! LIBERATOR OF THE PEANUT FARMERS OF THE WORLD!!!
Good-day to you Comrade Liberty,
Chairman Meow.
LiberalsWorstNightmare
What do you mean unfortunately?! I'm going to making the current Re-education Commissar disappear. Too much disappointment.
So what?! The state can do everything for you...all you need to do is sit your rotund self on a chair and watch Public BS all day.
Enjoy.
Vladimir Ivanov



see above ^
Comrade-Q


Comrade-Q
It's funny how fascists think this is funny.Whaa? Me confuzed


Comrade-Q
It's funny how fascists think this is funny.It's funny how those who've no intellectual arguments to support their emotional ejaculations so soon resort to the lowest form of debate: name calling.
Jay Leno
Non-American
Maybe USA still has future anyway (unlike most europe)

Quote:
Whaa? Me confuzedIf hew see My Pik-sure Vith cube at top ov page I am knot con-fuzed!!!I Do Knot se Hu-mor Agan-st Mo-ther Russia...Iz John Kerri veri Fameous Var Here-Oh ??

ONE NATION UNDER GOD AND the WORLD UNDER US.
just kidding gentlemen , i believe blindly everything the media of this free country says, i am super conservative , yes and my group has a lot of interesting ideas. let's try to reinstall the status quo of our grandfathers , remember gentlemen slaverhood is a divine institution, womens are no mentally fitted to vote . conservatives is not too late to revert those lost battles.


untenmensch
is interesting to see that the disciples of Goebbels are now using the sense of humor.Excellent point, comrade Untermensch (if that is your real self-image). Comparing right-wingers to Hitler, Goebbels, and other Partei Genossen hasn't been frequent enough lately, we need this repeated MORE often! Please refer to the Party Manual and the People's Glossary:
Short definition:
Hitler = a conservative winning an argument with a liberal.
Long definition:
Hitler = important ideological weapon helping us win just about any argument with right-wingers. As such he must be viewed as pure evil at all times. This, of course, creates a philosophical paradox: it is common knowledge that morality is relative and there is no such thing as absolute good and evil. The answer is that Hitler is a necessary exception. If he didn't exist he'd have to be invented. What makes him so evil? It doesn't matter. He's evil, period. You needn't know unless you are an advanced student of the progressive theory. If you are, then you must know that Hitler was also building socialism, only it was for Arians only (National Socialism), in which minorities would slave for the White man. We the progressives want quite the opposite. Hitler's idea of uncompensated labor for The Greater Good™ (labor camps) was very different from our idea of uncompensated labor for The Greater Good™ (labor camps). That's where it gets tricky and any further discussions should only be allowed to Party-approved professors of progressive science.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewt ... =42#Hitler






Extra vodka rations for all!

Comrade GowronX
Brilliant. Those evil capitalists will never survive the relentless re-education campaign of the People's Cube.Extra vodka rations for all!
Why give extra vodka comrade? Instead we can simply reduce the food ration and achieve the same result with the subsequent drinking on an empty stomach?
Your lack of efficiency equates to capitalist sabotage in my book...

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Why give extra vodka comrade? Instead we can simply reduce the food ration and achieve the same result with the subsequent drinking on an empty stomach?
Your lack of efficiency equates to capitalist sabotage in my book...
I am humbled by your equality Comrade Commissar. How could I have ever been so foolish as to be blinded by capitalist consumerist propaganda? This concept of 'incentive' and 'reward' is a ridiculous borgeois archaism. Rather, having the opportunity to live in a Marxist-Leninist socialist utopia should be the compensation for working for The Common Good ™.
I guess it's the gulag for me...


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I guess it's the gulag for me...Stay where you are...the Black Mariahs are coming...don't make it worse by trying to flee!

Private Pravda
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I guess it's the gulag for me...Stay where you are...the Black Mariahs are coming...don't make it worse by trying to flee!
I'd request they go easy on you, Comrade GowronX - so moved am I by your stirring words - but then I'd be in the cell next door.
Just try to think of it as a holiday and free open university course rolled into one!



http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=351

Branish
Where's the picture of Zarqawi titled "El Comandante Abu," posed as comrade Che? The picture instilled determination for continuing jihad in the days following the announcement of his heroic death by the imperialists. I am sure that millions of rich, spoiled college students without a clue who he is are waiting for a full size picture to post in their dorms.Fromhttp://museumoffauxtography.blogspot.com :




garbage
great to see the selfish right wingers have a sense of humorOMG!!! Right wingers are selfish!!!! Someone call the thought police so they can cleanse the world of these heretics!!!!


garbage
great to see the selfish right wingers have a sense of humorGarbage will be picked up soon.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec.9



Ha Ha, good joke. I think.


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(He who guesses the make and model of this vehicle will get an extra piece of dry bread and a raw egg for breakfast).











Can you give us a link? Ethiopia was one of the first Christian countries. It's true that it had a pro-Soviet socialist dictatorship, but I never heard of their persecution of Christians before. Packing people in metal shipping containers and leaving them under the sun used to be the trademark of the Taliban in Afghanistan.

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I was searching for an avatar on the internets and happened upon this glorious example of printed truth!

I was thinking it is crying to have a depiction of Comrade Pelosi, Comrade Reid, and the glorious Obamessiah in all his glowiness! But nevermind me comrades, have fun with it!






I'd call myself some funny Red name, but where I live, Portugal, I was a kid on a family said to be on a death list, on a historically recent (1975) attempt to get it Sovietized...
Oddly enough, Henry Kissinger wanted us to go red, so as to serve as a warning to all the other half-harted NATO Europeans... Ain't life grand?
In the end, those Reactionary Officers still not brainwashed, pardon, indoctrinated, and good ol' NATO got us offa that jam.
I wonder who will get you guys off of it, now?

I submit to you this gloriously patriotic poster. I believe it summarizes The Party platform perfectly.
Witness the greedy, loud, racist, and bloodthirsty Kapitalist machine as it rampages.

Will some wise comrade please tell me again why the National Socialists were our enemies? They made wonderful pictures.
Thank Lenin we have The One now! He will right these wrongs!

Makes me itching to put here a certain 3D image of mine, it depicts a blue potty with 12 yellow stars, filled with... Let's call it Political Correctness...
A bit gross, but then again, I LIVE HERE! Surrounded by America-dissing, Terrorist tolerant, Islamo-Fascist fearing sheep... Yuck!
And that's where your Glorious Leader, the Hero Of Change, will get you Comrades into, just wait a while!



edgarinventor
Is there any change between that and the Official €uropean Media of today?Makes me itching to put here a certain 3D image of mine, it depicts a blue potty with 12 yellow stars, filled with... Let's call it Political Correctness...
A bit gross, but then again, I LIVE HERE! Surrounded by America-dissing, Terrorist tolerant, Islamo-Fascist fearing sheep... Yuck!
And that's where your Glorious Leader, the Hero Of Change, will get you Comrades into, just wait a while!

Comrade, your modified smiley at the end helps, but I'd encourage you to utilize The Cone of Silence just to make sure you're protected from being labled a Thought Criminal. As a temporary resident of The People's State of Deutschland, I have fallen in love with the rampant Progressivism, government control, and Sheeplike tendencies of the populace! All US Statesmen should live here a while to get the proper inspiration for their policies.
Yours in CHope,
Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov

Commisssar Obamissar V
edgarinventor
Is there any change between that and the Official €uropean Media of today?Makes me itching to put here a certain 3D image of mine, it depicts a blue potty with 12 yellow stars, filled with... Let's call it Political Correctness...
A bit gross, but then again, I LIVE HERE! Surrounded by America-dissing, Terrorist tolerant, Islamo-Fascist fearing sheep... Yuck!
And that's where your Glorious Leader, the Hero Of Change, will get you Comrades into, just wait a while!

Comrade, your modified smiley at the end helps, but I'd encourage you to utilize The Cone of Silence just to make sure you're protected from being labled a Thought Criminal. As a temporary resident of The People's State of Deutschland, I have fallen in love with the rampant Progressivism, government control, and Sheeplike tendencies of the populace! All US Statesmen should live here a while to get the proper inspiration for their policies.
Yours in CHope,
Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov
Gahhh! Wheeeeze!
Can't stop laughing!
You Comrades are great!
Wait!
"great" is anti-egalitarian!
You Comrades are equal!


edgarinventor
Gahhh! Wheeeeze!Can't stop laughing!
You Comrades are great!
Wait!
"great" is anti-egalitarian!
You Comrades are equal!
Comrade edgarinventor-
We are indeed equal. Just don't forget that some are more equal than others. Just look what has happened to some such comrades in the "Denounce a comrade month" thread.
Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov

An Obama "Yes, We CAN"opener:

For Eco-Nazi Vegan Tree huggers, this incredible article:

A Fetus cookie cutter, for devout Liberal Feminists:

And finally, for glorious Nazi-Bolshevik Frau Hitlery und her BlowBill Dummy, an action figure, the Hillary Nut Cracker:

For the Common Good,
as set by Comrade Soros, and other Illuminati Proletariat Heros of the Letf,
edgarinventor


Welcome to the Cube! You are hereby directed to post items like the above on the People's Blog. See the menu.

I will comply with the all-knowing Cube directives!
For the Common Good,
as set by Comrade Soros, and other Illuminati Proletariat Heros of the Letf,
edgarinventor


An equal contribution indeed. As Red said, The People's Blog is indeed the place. Proles can create new topics within The People's Blog when their contributions do not fit in the existing categories. You can access it through the tab on the top, or through Groupthink. The advantage of Groupthink is that you can see, through the use of Red Cubes and other icons, the posts you have not read since your last visit.
You are encouraged (and by encouraged I mean directed) to spend the next 36 hours (at least) in a wakeful frenzy of Cube archive reading. You'll learn to love Big Brother, as well as The Obamessiah.
-COV

I can see a bright future for me, in the shape of the official methods for Proletariat Promotion, I.E. by ratting some trusting Comrade out, or the usual .45 shot in the forehead of some well-chosen Party Member fallen in disgrace.
Comrade Soros comes to mind, but his time has not come YET, and I don't like to stand in line behind all the others, for other things than the daily bread line.
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For the Common Good,
as set by Comrade Soros, and other Illuminati Proletariat Heroes (for now) of the Left,
edgarinventor


-COV

Reminds me of my experience with the Glorious Zeropean Social Democrat Schooling System!
Bear in mind, Comrade, that I'm more equal in experience than the average Prole -
Having
about the Social Darwinism of our Beloved Social Medical Marvel,
all the endless loops and jumps you have to perform to be allowed to start a small business,
and all the mind-numbing drivel the Glorious Media Bastards shove down the throat of the brainwashed Servants of The State!
I've been trough all you Comrades will
Want some Reactionary Soviet jokes?
I lived, and live them!

(Our past, your Future)
An anti-NATO poster, keep this one for when NATO expedition forces will try to stamp out the remnants of your






Is there any particular reason you're posting 3 x dots?

Commissar Obamissar V
Comrade niHil,I implore you to post your glorious image in the Visual Agitation/Party Approved Posters section as well. Great work.
As the Commissar commands.


Commissar Obamissar V
Comrade edgarinventor,Is there any particular reason you're posting 3 x dots?
No need to post something, if you guys ignore it.


However, as a present occupant of Europe, I would enjoy your jokes... Just try not to take anything personally.

This alone will set our Comrade GreeNazi Vegans into a campaign to


Sure beats lugging around the M-249!!


There's no need for those TERRIBLE GUNS!
Boo Hoo! Sob!



Mousewheel trip of a 3D model