Democrats have always been all good things to all people and now that trend continues. In 1991 America elected Bill Clinton to be "the first black President". In 2009 the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Dear Leader, just for being Dear Leader. And now, in 2012, the Ministry of Propaganda has most gloriously awarded the grand title of "First Gay President" to Barack Obama.

It is without a doubt a title he deserves and a title that many of us have long suspected was well overdue. It is a good thing the media is on our sides, comrades. I am very pleased that the Ministry of Propaganda did not give George W. Bush the title of the "First Iraqi President" for his liberation occupation of 50 million Iraqis. Or entitled Bush with the "First AIDS President" for his $15 Billion in foreign contributions to fight HIV/AIDS in Africa. No! Such titles are only deserving of the most progressive among us and President Obama is most deserving, indeed.

Why the Ministry has not yet entitled President Obama as the "The First Woman President" for his glorious actions to raise "Julia" from cradle to grave is not yet known. Perhaps it is simply an oversight that will soon be corrected.