Comrades,

There have quite a few posts as of late that have, quite frankly bummed me out. I recently had to respond to Comrade Whoopies negative post about our electoral successes this November 2.

Comrades, we are in control. We "own" the media, we "own" the unions, we "own" caring, we "own" the unicorns, we "own" the White House Presidential Palace, we "own" the House of Representatives, we "own" the Senate and we own the blacks. The Party ™ is diligently working on behalf of our progressive heroes running for re election. Once the proles realize that only we can take care of them and there is no need for that old fashioned self reliance crap, they'll come back to their senses and vote for slavery our progressive agenda.

I do not want to hear anymore doom and gloom. Denouncements for destroying Party morale will be quick and decisive. I realize that I am a mere Party ™ operative, but make no mistake; I will denounce whomever. What better way to rise above mere Party operative, right?

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

Comrades,

Dr. Chicago is quite correct! The "news" about our electoral demise is a phony story. One of our favorite voting groups,. the deceased, do not take part in telephone surveys or computer questions.

Nowhere are these deceased voters denied the right to vote. We are simply helping them to help us by including that ignored population in voting.

This November will see a reverse landslide, we control the computers used to count "votes".

Victory is coming to us in November!

Sorry Dr. C, I was trying to read the tea leaves (no pun intended). I was analyzing a long term trend based on the sentiment I see developing.

We can not ignore the obvious and delude ourselves into thinking all is well and going according to plan when in fact it isn't. Wishful thinking is for the proles, not the Party elite. We have a higher responsibility to the movement.

You can't fix a broken machine if you refuse to see it's broken. I blame us for not keeping tighter control on our useful idiots. How to reign them in and flush what has transpired down the memory hole should be our new short term agenda.

The inner party has super secretive advanced methods of knowing these things that us proles can only dimly, incandescent bulb like, imagine.

Know this, the Inner Party has been holding secret meetings behind closed doors on these matters. Also, the people you see on TV, these "elected" leaders are nothing more than puppets of the Party elite (yes, that goes for Obama too). There is only one genuine leader of the Party, one person so high up the ladder that he calls all the shots...Red Square, our esteemed People's Director. Even George Soros bows to him (if he knows what's good for him).

George Soros is not worthy to be under Red Square's boot.
He is not even worthy to be under the gum that's stuck to the bottom of his boot.
Mr. Soros is in it for the money........ ( spit ). A lousy liberal capitalist !

Ultimately, the People's Party of Next Tuesday will deal with him.......
on....... say ........the following Wednesday? Yeah, Wednesday will work for me.
Thursday I have a dental appointment.

By the way, there is nothing wrong about bowing to Red Square..... I mean, this is a guy who can, at a whim, delete you to the electronic netherworld. No questions asked.

Comrade Krasnodar,

Wouldn't that be the day after Next Tuesday?

It is so pleasing to see that our glorious Red Square is getting his due. Even Comrade 0 quakes in the presence of the most equal among us.

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

To Dr. C @ Windy City : Good thing I checked my calender ! Soros is dealt with on Tuesday evening, after all the Democratic candidates are re-elected. Wednesday, not Thursday is when I see the dentist. Sorry about the confusion. The Progressive victory celebrations are getting close, are they not, Comrade Doctor ?

Krasnodar wrote:George Soros is not worthy to be under Red Square's boot. By the way, there is nothing wrong about bowing to Red Square..... I mean, this is a guy who can, at a whim, delete you to the electronic netherworld. No questions asked.

Point noted.



Your pic is not showing and it looks like you didn't upload it correctly since it does not appear in the upload gallery. Please try again following the Party approved protocols in the editor for the rich (browse, add, insert).
--Whoopie

Damn the vast right wing conspiracy! G4A

Whoopie.....
I see you have managed, once again, to sneak past the collective's elite security guards and gain entry into the Cube's Command Control Bunker and Dry Goods Store #66, didn't you ? Giving out instructions over Internet without authorizations will get you escorted to Platform 5 at the train station. Two weeks is a long time to spend in a boxcar. Capiche ?

ps.... While you're there, can you see if they still have any of those Harry Reid promotional T- shirts left after the weekend clearance sale? I've heard a rumor that they may not be getting in another shipment. I wear an XL.

And yes Comrade ... I'll pay you back this time.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Know this, the Inner Party has been holding secret meetings behind closed doors on these matters. Also, the people you see on TV, these "elected" leaders are nothing more than puppets of the Party elite (yes, that goes for Obama too). There is only one genuine leader of the Party, one person so high up the ladder that he calls all the shots...Red Square, our esteemed People's Director. Even George Soros bows to him (if he knows what's good for him).

November 3 ??

Thanks for the glorious pics G4A, they are most equal and Krasnodar rest assured that I have the full authority of the Party™ in such matters.

C. Whoopie........ I am glad you have full security clearance matter resolved, We who meet in the barn for lunch at the collective will toast your achievements with best beet vodka !

Now, on to a more important matter. Did you get me a T-shirt from Store #66 ?

Comrades,

Does this mean ™ that the purges will begin on The Day After Next Tuesday ™ ?

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

Comrade Krasnodar,

Good luck trying to um, purchase get that shirt. I understand that there has been a run on all Harry Reid um, merchandise contraband. There are a lot of people believing that these um, items will soon be collectibles.

I remain,
Dr Chicago

Krasnodar wrote:
Now, on to a more important matter. Did you get me a T-shirt from Store #66 ?

I did one better Krasnodar, I requested a T-shirt voucher in your name from the Obama regime. Simply go to the Dry Goods Store and select the shirt you desire (specify size and color) and place your order using paypal.

Next wait patiently by your mailbox for your official tax voucher to arrive. Then on April 15th next year when you file your taxes you can deduct the cost of the shirt.

But don't be a cheapskate, while you're at the Store order some coffee mugs and maybe a People's Cube or two. The Winter Solstice festival is coming and they make great stocking stuffers.