Comrades!

This unfortunate incident with Juan Williams has led to Running Bloodhound Dog Capitalist snooping at NPR.

Yes Comrades, Commissar Vivian Schiller has been uncovered.

For years her work for The Party™ has been unmeasurable and The Party™ means to keep it "unmeasurable".

What is "unmeasurable" a comrade might ask?
Good question!
In order for something to be measured, it must exist. If there exist nothing, then nothing can be measured, therefore it is "unmeasurable".
Example...say for instance the phony wedding we staged for Ted Kennedy back in the 1980s had pictures of Vivian Schiller with The Lion of The Senate together naked, destroy them! Burn it, shred it, bury it, like the Nike advertisment...Just do it!

Or like the time Vivian was at Pup's Pleasure Palace and she had a little bit more Putinka vodka than her ration book allowed for and those Party™ stag films that Pup produced which had compromising scenes with Vivian and a toaster, Vivian and Bryan Hathaway, Vivian and the Chairman in a menage a trois with Bruno...these must be destroyed before Faux News gets a hold of them!

Or when Vivian was the guest farrier at The Rancho one weekend and did the MTE's trotters for her. This could have serious implications in 2012. Theo, please alter your guest registry and delete any photos of Vivian with the MTE's new shoes.We cannot afford to lose NPR comrades! This could lead to NBC, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, AFL-CIO, SEIU, USW, AFSME, etc...among other things. It's called "The Domino Effect".

Please post your findings here so the Party™ can properly dispose them down The Memory Hole.

The Party™ thanks you in advance for your co-operation. Those who do not co-operate, dress warmly. Smersh and a Black Maria will come visit you.

There was that weekend in Minsk, but there were no photos taken to my knowledge. Vivian or "Vivi" as she liked to be called was a real Party girl and she supported the local communists too. She really loved showing us around and she took us to a few tourist traps to boot. Later that night she had a few too many White Russians and she had a lot to drink too. At the end of the evening she said something about more than just her politics were Red.

Groucho Marxist wrote:There was that weekend in Minsk, but there were no photos taken to my knowledge. Vivian or "Vivi" as she liked to be called was a real Party girl and she supported the local communists too. She really loved showing us around and she took us to a few tourist traps to boot. Later that night she had a few too many White Russians and she had a lot to drink too. At the end of the evening she said something about more than just her politics were Red.

Groucho, I hope you did not earn your "Red Wings" as they say in that very famous motorcycle club. She is a very cunning bi-linguistic operative. Our comrades in Cuba called her Viva Vivi or just "Vee Vee". She definitely knew how to show you around a workers paradise with a happy ending.

There were burning rumors of a Red Scare but we stopped by the local collective clinic for our free vaccines a tour as well to see the state of the art medical facility that also provides government supplied condoms accessories to prevent the further spread of STDs Socialist Tabloid Dissenters. And Yes, nothing but high fives marks for Vivi Vivian who was a most able and professional working guide of this tour paradise. Or something like that.

I have some old photos that I had intended to use at her show trial. Alas, since home schoolers are sending their kids to our little gulag for daycare I can't post them here. Suffice it to say that she's bi-lingual in the vagen sense of the word.

Those pictures of me lying prone and looking dead were just photoshopped. The true story is that a CIA scumbag had compromising pictures of Vivi and me raising the Red flag of triumph. By the time we got to him we had to do everything we could to protect her. I have been in hiding all this time until the time was right to come out. Now is the time with my friends in Washington in power. I am alive comrades, I am alive!

I also need a good lawyer, my family has not seen one penny from all the Che memorabilia.

Glorious Space Dog Laika,

Rest assured that the gulag's crematorium is Fired Up And Ready To Go ™ . Whatever evidence is shredded can be sent to the crematorium for burning. I've already destroyed the photos of last years winter solstice celebration. Don't need the photos anyway because the images of Viv's acrobatic displays on the People's Pool Table ™ will be forever etched in my memory. She must have been sore for a month. Good times good times.

Burning paper documents will be a nice change of pace from what we normally burn. Less of a stench too.

I must return to my work.

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

What worries me is Hathaway.

He was last seen in a public restroom in Janesville, Wisconsin a few years back. Vivi sometimes liked to dress up as a doe or buck depending on Bryan's attitude. Oh, she promised the world to him...venison from Moscow to Vladivostok, all the necro-proxy he liked and now he might be out for revenge.

He might have used the float device in the toilet tank to stash the microfilm as a drop. The Party™ has reason to believe he was using a mime as a mule and now the mime is dead.

It all leads back to Schiller, Totenberg, and Beethoven, the dog, not the composer, who suspiciously looks like The Pup.

The games is afoot Holmes and all you other homies.

Comrade Laika,

Your question should not go unanswered!

Unmeasurable can be defined as a cross between Gravity and the Universe.

Gravity has never been seen or touched, yet we know it is everywhere, only the affects can be measured and seen.

The Universe because it is in a continual state of growth and expansion, yet it is well ordered, controlled, and beautiful.

I trust I have not confused myself with a simplistic answer.

Comrade Tooorisky wrote:Comrade Laika,
I trust I have not confused myself with a simplistic answer.

Me too Tooorisky.
I'd hate for you to become nothing and the commissar vanishes like Vivian Schiller is about to vanish.

Why as I write this, our agitprop artists are airbrushing her existence right now from the collective memory.
Hmmm....?
Tooorisky almost sounds like touristki.

Comrade Laika,

Comrade Square thought I take too may risks with my personage!
So he added the extra o for emphasis!

Most of my touring has been against my free will and the rooms are so far below habitable they are submarine standard.

Just reminiscing how well Vivi always treated fellow travelers.