In an earlier post, our esteemed Comrade Whoopie refered to FLOTUS as "Mother Michelle". Sycophantic self-righteous asshole Progressive that I am, this inspired me to write a song in tribute to her and her caring interference attitude. Here it is, co-opting (for the public good) the melody of "Let It Be":

DO NOT EAT

When I find myself enjoying chocolate, Mother Michelle comes at me!
Busting my f*****g eardrums, "DO NOT EAT!"
And in my hour of dinner, she is standing right in front of me
Fingering my meatballs, "DO NOT EAT!"

Chorus:
"DO NOT EAT, DO NOT EAT!, DO NOT EAT, DO NOT EAT!"
Everything that's tasty, "DO NOT EAT!"

And when the junk-food junkie people go looking for a fix or three,
She will stand there bleating, "DO NOT EAT!"
For though they have the right to, she will nag them 'til they agree
She has all the answers, "DO NOT EAT!"

Chorus:
"DO NOT EAT, DO NOT EAT!, DO NOT EAT, DO NOT EAT!"
Buy vegetables at WalMart, else "DO NOT EAT!"

Tho your midnight snack is hidden, there's still a chance that she will see
Then she'll scream on 'til tomorrow, "DO NOT EAT!"
She'll criticize your lunch and dinner, every meal from A to Z
"STAY AWAY FROM TRANS-FATS... DO NOT EAT!"

Chorus:
"DO NOT EAT, DO NOT EAT!, DO NOT EAT, DO NOT EAT!"
The State will run your life now, "DO NOT EAT!"

"Let them eat chocolate cake!!!"

This controlling of the Progressive diet is nothing new. All the great leaders of the 20th century inspired their followers to eat correctly. I recall a not so famous quote from one of my favorite Commissars here at the NC Kollective;"A man can't work if his mind ain't right" and the key to a "right mind" is proper nutrition.

One of our Comradettes washing the Kollective car (good nutrition works):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJjSS3Y ... re=related

And what of brains? They are crucial to our Necro Voters:

Comrades,

Mudda may be apprapo, correct categorization for the first companion must remain unspecified,
the results from their AIDS test in India is unknown, which is why they fled the worst medical system in the world for one of the best. Especially if you are a cow!

Comrade Opiate,

As Commissar of Rock, I hereby confiscate this material. Any songs must undergo my approval first.

Or, I'M IN CONTROL, DANG IT!