Fellow travelers,

It is with superlative greetings I bring to you, brethren toiler & toilerettes of the Workit Class, this dispatch from the front of the intellectual struggle, as Defenders of the Revulsution battle class-enemies, traitors, and capitalist-roaders. From the Glorious Washington Post:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/pl ... _blog.html

In case of bourgeois-backsliding martyrdom of links to the Way of Peoples Liberation, forthwith will all the toiler/ette classes have access to it in print:

(BEFORE YOU READ...I would love to see visual propaganda suitable for this undertaking of the Peoples' Own accord, in solidarity with the Vanguard of Intellectual Agitation, under the ever-mindful gaze of the Current Truth of the Party. In reward for excellence to the state, and to this grateful apparatchik, then let's just say my uncle totally knows someone who is the brother of this one guard at the Peoples' AntiFascist Protection Wall, who totally passes out at a specific time for around 20 minutes every shift, thus leaving the gate to Capitalist "Truth" unguarded...the Comrade with the most Visually Agitating submission will receive instructions as to which Peoples' Transit Urban Bus will have a numeric code scrawled in Glorious Ink under a specific seat, thus revealing the TIME and BORDER CROSSING mentioned.)
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Posted at 01:16 PM ET, 07/01/2011

Obama campaign to go on the offensive against conservative critics of Israel stance

By Greg Sargent Obama's top presidential campaign advisers are putting together a plan to go on the offensive against critics of his stance on Israel, I'm told, and are assembling a team of high profile surrogates who are well respected in the Jewish community to battle criticism in the media and ensure that it doesn't go unanswered.
Obama's supporters say the plan is in effect an acknowledgment that conservative attacks on Obama's Israel stance have made defections among Jewish voters and donors a possibility they must take seriously. Obama's advisers see a need to push back even harder on the attacks than they did in 2008, in part because Obama now has a record on the issue to defend — a record that even Obama's supporters concede has not been adequately explained.
A group of well-known figures in the Jewish community has been in discussions with senior Obama adviser David Axelrod about how to respond to the criticism, which is expected to intensify as the campaign heats up. Among them: Alan Solow, the former head of the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations; former Congressmen Mel Levine and Robert Wexler; and executive Penny Pritzker.
“We will have highly credible spokespeople and surrogates speak out in a general manner in support of what this administration has done, and articulate it in a way that we think will resonate with voters who care about this issue,” Solow said in an interview. “We will meet with supporters who have expressed concerns or want to be briefed on these issues on a one-on-one basis.”
“We got close to 80 percent of the vote among Jewish Americans in 2008, but we had to aggressively bat down efforts to divide the community and to inflame,” David Axelrod told me. “Plainly we have to be at least as assiduous about it this time. If we're passive in response it would be a mistake.”
Politico reported this week that many Jewish Dems and donors are privately expressing doubts about Obama's Mideast policies. But the piece was largely anecdotal, and a recent Pew poll found that a plurality of Americans who identify themselves as sympathetic to Israel think his Mideast policies get the balance right between Israelis and Palestinians. And pundits have been predicting that Obama is perpetually on the verge of losing Jewish support since before the 2008 election.
But the difference now, Obama's supporters say, is that conservatives are having some success in distorting his record. Obama supporters do in fact worry about the concerns conservatives have succeeded in sowing among Jewish Democrats, and they expect conservatives to invest substantial resources in continuing that effort.
“I can't deny that people express to me concerns about the president's policies,” Solow said. “But when I run through the record with them, they are by and large convinced that the president's policies are correct.”
The effort to make this point, I'm told, will also be proactive, with surrogates publishing op ed pieces that represent the White House's point of view. And it will include a renewed effort to highlight other aspects of Obama's record that have gone under-discussed, like increased military cooperation between Israel and the United States.
Two of the primary conservative arguments against Obama are that he called for Israel to return to 1967 lines and that he has not publicly stated with enough clarity that Israel will not be expected to negotiate with a government that includes a Hamas that has not recognized Israel's right to exist.
The first point is false, though reasonable people can debate whether Obama was right to go public with a call for talks around 1967 lines with swaps or whether his timing was sound. Pushed on whether there's anything to the second point, Axelrod flatly denied it.
“The president does not believe that any country can be asked to negotiate with a terrorist organization that is sworn to its destruction and unwilling to abandon that goal or embrace a peaceful settlement of the conflict,” he said. “He could not have been clearer about that.”

Dear Comrade Genosse Gummiadler, we of the Committee for Linguistic Justice and Equality ™ wish to bestow upon you the coveted Peoples Phrasing Medal ™ for consistency of People's expression and general worker encouragement.

Congratulations.

It is with an exuberant & fully class-conscious spirit that I humbly accept this award. May the CLJE eternally vouchsafe the Peoples' progress with the succor of its paternal hand of Peoples' Phrasing Justice! The most sacred toil is to be lodestar of liberation linguistics, as the CLJE's lofty height of korrekt thought unceasingly does. My work is but to do the steering, face ever-fresh & red with the vitality of revolutionary disposition, towards that glorious Morning Star!

(PS-"Genosse" means "Comrade". Howsoever, any form or combination of forms of my nomenclature bestowed by the CLJE are gleanings of wisdom I gratefully lap up, and none would be 'inkorrekt')

So how is it that the 7th month of the year is pronounced "Jew-LIE" ??? Is this the anti-semitic work of Bush or Palin?


Or, is it at all possible that such glorious accuracy was arranged by Dear Leader in our preparation for the progressive ways of Next Tuesday?

Such truth is beyond the reach of this Worker's shovel...

With the hope of the Masses behind me, I await submissions from the AgitProp Adept among the assembled comrades, in helping to spearhead a visually aggravating experience as we, the Vanguard of the Glorious Future of Next Tuesday, whip back the Zionist-Imperialist-Stooge government whose vile imprint of Anglo-American-Western forces of reaction is the only thing standing in the way of a most superlative, bright, class-conscious, peaceful regional future there in Asia, South-by-Southwest, Homeland of Oasis Living Expelled Syro-arabians. (A.S.S.H.O.L.E.). Those A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S. have struggled far too long against the wedge of imperialism dividing the toiling masses from one another, without glorious gains thus far, against the imperialistic, fortune teller press of the class enemy which does not tell the truth of the Zionist kulak element that bankrolls such vile hatred for the World of Next Tuesday.
Photoshop-trained Comrades of the Cube, Unite!

In the below example, the imagery is most excellent, yet the defiling message of impertinent Zionist decadence in the message is not something this Comrade knows how to edit, only wrong-thinking or inkorrekt history & language are what I have to give to The Struggle. If only that message read "Fisticuff of Zionist Aggression!"

Tovarichi wrote:So how is it that the 7th month of the year is pronounced "Jew-LIE" ???... is it at all possible that such glorious accuracy was arranged by Dear Leader in our preparation for the progressive ways of Next Tuesday?

Comrade Tovarichi, I can only believe that yes, in fact, this is the work of Dear Leader, in glorious conspiracy with Comrade 7.62. After all, it's one thing to know all, but only Dear Leader (with Comrade 7.62's temporal assistance) can know all AT AND FOR ALL TIMES.

And so it is, that the month in which evil white slave owners are honored is pronounced precisely as it is.

Genosse Gummiadler wrote:(PS-"Genosse" means "Comrade".

Ha, you have caught my German incompetency/illiteracy. We never stop learning here on the Cube. Muchas Gracias Comrade Gummiadler.

Danke schön! I will then further translate for the Masses, that the expression "Gummiadler" literally means "rubber eagle", and is slang for the original "fried chicken", which certain more equal apparatchiks among us may remember from "KFC", or "Komrade Fried Chicken", renowned the Cube-over as a purveyor of the finest poultry neck stew; unanimously declared by the Party to be 100% Most Krunchy Among Equal Komistibles due to the larger-than-normal celeriac root chunks, that their wise guidance has provided in the first place, due to the bumper crops resulting from Party-enforced korrekt osmosis of the Socialist Ideal by all of the Peoples' plants!

Perhaps further acknowledgment is due.