Glorious news, Comrades!!! According to Dear Leader's own Washington ComPost:

Ken Salazar urges more Latino-themed national parks, sites

"the Obama administration's top Hispanic official is concerned that the federal government is not giving enough attention to Hispanic history and culture." The answer? Latino-based NATIONAL PARKS AND SITES!

This is just the BEGINNING!!! See the vision? Blacks, Asians, Native Americans, Homosexuals, Arabs, Pakistanis, all will have thier own national parks SEPARATE, but EQUAL to each other, and yet we (the Party™ ) can say who we will IGNORE and marginalize!

Example: We can declare the whole southern border a Mexican Site commemorating crossing sites of our immigrant voters, thus denying the oppressive white rethuglikans their precious fence. Ghettos like Watts and Harlem? Easy like sliced beets. WE CHOOSE WHO to Protect!

I'm so excited, it's better than the tanks rolling into Prague in '68!

Anybody here familiar with " Aztlan " ?

Hey....... it's a distinct possibility. Dear Leader Obama's really not all that interested in the American Southwest anyways.

After all, most of it is fly-over country, which is the main reason he doesn't go there.
Another reason is that he might run into Gov. Jan Brewer..... and that's never really worked out well for him.

( The impertenance of those Arizonan's.... thinking that Federal Immigration laws should be enforced !)

What a glorious idea, is it not! We need...we must also have a lesbian gay.... gay lesb?... a transgend..... ??...we need a park for Those People! It is only fair and equal, so they do not have to wander the neighborhoods looking for park bathrooms but have enjoy the enjoyment of who they think they are in the openness.

"Less than 3 percent of all the national landmarks that we have — the highest designation you can receive as a historic landmark — are designated for women, Latinos, African Americans or other members of minority groups"

I'm trying to be a good progressive here. Perhaps the answer is to rename places like Yosemite and Yellowstone to more feminine and hispanic names. Let's work on this kollectively. Here are some ideas:

Acadia National Park - Everyone knows that Acadia is a French name and that is was given by white French men. To Korrect this injustice, we rename this Park to Hispania National Park.

Carlsbad Caverns - rename to Carlita's Mal Caverns

Death Valley - This name is much to harsh, aggressive, and reflective of linear male thinking. We rename to Caliente Valley.

Grand Canyon - Easy. Make this Grande Canyon.

Guadalupe Mountains - Must be part of the 3% already.

Haleakala - The Hawaiian's are acceptably brown and feminine, so we need not rename this one.

Joshua Tree National Park - Maria Tree National Park?

King's Canyon - Wise Latina's Canyon?

Lake Clark - Lake Sacagawea? Well that's an improvement, although this doesn't make it Hispanic.

Mesa Verde - Acceptable name.

White Sands National Monument - change to Sands of Color National Monument.

Sequoia National Park - No need to rename. A tree is vastly superior to any human. Plus, this name sounds Spanish already. Very progressive.

Saguaro National Park - No need to rename. A cactus is superior to any race of human, plus this is the Spanish name for a cactus, so this is already a very progressive name.