Comrades.....

Tovarich E.R. Grigori has given me ( Krasnodar ) a most complete understandings of the services that the Collective's Store # 66 provides to us.

So many, many heroic goods to choose from.....and it is all free !

The prices shown are simply the suggested donations that is to be given to Store #66. Moneys given that are more than the price shown will automatically raise your standing within the Party.

The greater the donation, the greater the influence. Is simple, yes ?

This is same Progressive system Dear Leader uses ! It does not get more equal than that.

Do they have Vodka?

But do they take ObamaCard™?

Use your ObamaCard ?
Why, of course ! It's accepted in all 57 states and 1000 countries worldwide.

Here's a head-scratcher for you...How come in all of these videos popping up all over the People's Cube website of Red Square extolling the ways of the Cube, the person who introduces him always remarks about "books on sale?" WHAT BECOMES OF THESE ILL-GOTTEN GAINS?

Such profit taking and captiatlist activity is most unbecoming. One can only hope that all funds are remitted to the Ministry of Finance for redistribution to The Children™ (My direct deposit information is on file.)

Tovarichi wrote:Here's a head-scratcher for you...How come in all of these videos popping up all over the People's Cube website of Red Square extolling the ways of the Cube, the person who introduces him always remarks about "books on sale?" WHAT BECOMES OF THESE ILL-GOTTEN GAINS?

Such profit taking and captiatlist activity is most unbecoming. One can only hope that all funds are remitted to the Ministry of Finance for redistribution to The Children™ (My direct deposit information is on file.)

Here is a clue:

Exactly, Tovarichnik !

Like that money that Store #66 took out of my bank account .

They said it was done to pay for my Laika Mug.... and not the little one either...

I'm talk'n 'bout the big 15 oz. job.

Anyway, the operative word was " pay ". Blatant capitalism by someone at the Cube !

No doubt practiced for the increase of personal gain. ( spit ) so things can be purchased.....
such as orange-colored " Opulence " t-shirts.

I think a ruthless investigation and people's show trial is in order, no ?

Are you seriously suggesting calling for a show trial of Red Square? Really?

Oh, Krasnodar. I am so sorry for you.

Oh, Brain-in-a-jar, the progling Krasnodar has no idea of what he's doing. Only catching Pinkie's bloodshot eye after a two-week bender on Putinka vodka after she'd recovered from food poisoning from tainted moldy potatoes is more dangerous.

Or smiling at Bruno.

Gentlemen , made-progs all .....

I did not say anything incriminating towards Red Square.

Please read my post carefully.

After all, he defeated the Germans at Stalingrad with his trusty T-34..... Captured 5,000 prisoners and 30 tanks of the Wehrmacht Panzer Corps all by himself and escaped a harrowing abduction by silver, robotic aliens.... the list goes on.

However, I did say "someone at the Cube ".... hence the needed investigation.

Most important detail not mentioned..... I ordered my 15 oz. Laika Mug on the very same weekend when Red Square was away on his disinformation mission to Texas.

So, who was minding the store in his absence ? A covert Republican, perhaps ?

...and RED SQUARE? He's not selling books, he's collecting the "fair share of TAXES" that the teabaggers owe on information they could have for free if they wised up and read THE PEOPLES CUBE! Silly millionaires and billionaires, I saw the movie from Colorado, buncha wine snobs...

(Krasno, that's a weeks Vodka ration you owe me for saving your bacon. You're welcome.)

Ah yes, the "fair share." As I recall that was what Meow was always saying as he was caught pilfering something. "It's my fair share, Father Prog," he'd whine, as his eyes darted about looking for another door.

But as great as Meow is, he's still a piker when it comes to Bouncing Baby Barry Bama. Who swans all over the world on The People's 747, staying at the best places, and all on someone else's dime. Or half billion.

While preaching how we need to give, give, give, until it hurts.

Courage, Theocritusovitch !

I do believe you forgot to switch your " Prog Off " .

Call upon your amazing powers of " made-progness " and stare at the picture of Stalin we see when we need permission to speak on the Cube...... the way he's pointing his finger....smiling all the while.... in complete control.

So shall it be, for all 75 ft. 1inch .... of you, looking down on West Texas and the Rancho !

Thank you, Krasnodar. And when you consider how, er, rooted I am, it makes me even taller.

Just wondering.... is the statue behind you a sculpture of Bruno ?

If it is.... the sculptor has been very kind indeed ........ sort of like the old Soviet airbrush artists..... they not only could make you look good.....

They could erase you from existence altogether.

From what I've heard, I don't want Bruno behind me for any reason.

This, actually, is how Bruno likes to appear. He did a turn in Cabaret, or rather he thinks that he did. It was a one-man show in which he sold the tickets, took the tickets, sold the drinks, and then performed. Which is not hard when you sell two tickets and had to threaten those people to buy them by pretending to remember something from a few months ago.

Now THIS is the Bruno you see in the background. Shivers me timbers.

I must say Theo... This is the first time I've seen a picture of Bruno not wearing his yellow dress.

Theo....

Put Bruno back in the cave.

NOW !

( The image of Leninka smiling with her face covered in curdled ten month old Goat-Nog was fairly disgusting, but this ......... )

Which Bruno, dear Krasnodarovich? I live with both and more and I promise you it's not fun. Try this one or let's try this oneWhich one do you want to go into the cave, dear Comrade?

Bear in mind that I am Father Prog because I get no rest, being assaulted all of the time by the importuning of Bruno. It's like living with, and I hate to say it, Moochelle Obama.

You know how she is: "Don't do this, don't do that, I don't know what I'm doing but I love my voice and so I'll use it and because I never did have to do anything except work my look, it's alright. Not like I'm Ted Cruz in Texas."

It is in general quite a good idea to keep Father Prog happy because I can unleash Bruno on the world with little notice. A few spangles, a prepaid Visa card, the promise of a gift card for Victoria's Secret, and he'll invade Vesuvius. Tell him that Cherski is somewhere and he's outta the Rancho like a bat out of hell and I promise you: when you get him, you won't like it.

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Tell him that Cherski is somewhere and he's outta the Rancho like a bat out of hell and I promise you: when you get him, you won't like it.

I shudder just thinking about what Bruno would do if a Babs Streisand song should be played on the radio.

I worried about that too but for some reason the air in Texas just doesn't transmit her voice. Babs sings--and there is nothing. Not on the radio, not anywhere. I don't get it. But she just doesn't--exist--here.

Lucky you !

Oh, but that's awful. She's so...precious. She's so progressively full of herself that there is no room for anyone else. She has a great talent which she abuses. She knows nothing about anything really but singing but in true progressive fashion she bloviates on things she's completely ignorant about.

But soft! Since she's a Made Prog, her not knowing something means that no one else knows it. So she's never wrong.

Get it?

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:

Now THIS is the Bruno you see in the background. Shivers me timbers.

After a while, the hard thing is the cat licking its paw. You know, I can put up with a lot, but that...

BTW, I thought that you knew that that picture of Don Knotts was outlawed since some blogger said he looked like Nanski Peloski after her latest Tijuana botox treatment.

Comrades, Beloved Socialists, Proles,

The answer to this question is simple. It is exactly as Commissar Grigori (Our Beloved Spiritual Chancellor) prescribed. Nothing was paid to The Peoples Dry Goods State Run Store #86 for the kind gift from The Party of a People's Laika Mug. A glorious donation to further the causes of The Party was made by our beloved apparatchik Krasnodar. It just so happened that he received the item of his desire for said furthering of The Party Agenda.

Now, Dearest in Command Father Prog, could please put away Bruno and quite scaring the innocent proles who need brainwashing The Current Truth™ away form our kapitalist endeavors socialist re-education paradise? We think the disgruntled prole is now thoroughly reeducated to buy more in support of our endeavors towards liberty.

Lean Forward for the Progressive World of Next Tuesday!

Bruno is waiting.

KKK, I think that you have misinterpreted Bruno's inclinations. He'll do the bending. That's why he's the perfect prog. Vain, stupid, arrogant, idiotic, solipsistic, vapid, and venal. And that's all because he's not man enough to stand up for himself and stand on the edge of a cliff and say, "I am what I am."

So he submits himself to the prog's secular religion which believes that enough regulations can refit a perfect society.

I tried to get him to watch Zardoz, which has some points about that, but his attention was distracted by a dust mote.

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Which Bruno, dear Krasnodarovich? I live with both and more and I promise you it's not fun. Try this one

or let's try this one

Which one do you want to go into the cave, dear Comrade?

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:KKK, I think that you have misinterpreted Bruno's inclinations. He'll do the bending. That's why he's the perfect prog. Vain, stupid, arrogant, idiotic, solipsistic, vapid, and venal. And that's all because he's not man enough to stand up for himself and stand on the edge of a cliff and say, "I am what I am."

So he submits himself to the prog's secular religion which believes that enough regulations can refit a perfect society.

I tried to get him to watch Zardoz, which has some points about that, but his attention was distracted by a dust mote.

A-hen... er Ahemmmm.... Father Prog, with all due entitlements, let me intervene. We do not believe that Karl made a mistake nor misrepresentation. Our militant gays are doing the bidding just as EXACTLY as you prescribe. Bending over for The Progressive World of Next Tuesday. However, the hetro-normative kapitalist pigs shall take it from Bruno.

And of course he missed the Acapulco Dive, just like a useful idiot chicken... he's useful that way.

Now then... we must go to Jiffi Lobo in order to rejoine the OWS!

To The Progressive World of Next Tuesday!

RR, a true prog equally wants to bend over and have others bend over. In ratios that are specified and codified in law.

And I mean bending over in the psychological sense. So many progs don't have hands; they have hooks, and if you are interested, find out what Australian slang "hooks" is short for. And what it means they cannot do.