It's early morning - the press comes out
Last night was shaking - and pretty loud
The anchor's purring - and presses my skin
So what is wrong - I'm American
The bitch is mainstream - she needs to tell
So give her wisdom - and feed her well
More days to come - new places to go
I've got to leave - it's time for the show

Here I am - rock you like a Herman Cain
Here I am - rock you like a Herman Cain

The libs are burning - they start to shout
Unrest is coming - it breaks out loud
Brothers in cages - till storm breaks loose
If you want to make it - I need you to choose
The Country's calling - I have to go
The press is hungry - they run the show
They're licking their chops - I'm ready to win
On the hunt tonight - for something to spin

Here I am - rock you like a Herman Cain - are you ready people!!
Here I am - rock you like a Herman Cain
Here I am - rock you like a Herman Cain
Here I am - rock you like a Herman Cain
Rock you like a Herman Cain

It's early morning - the sun comes out
I look at Tavis - and his pout
The clock is turning and goes in a spin
Time has come today - it's time to win
Destiny's calling - I have to go
The folks are hungry - let's start the show
We're licking our wounds - we're ready to win
Let's put America on top once again

Here I am - rock you like a Herman Cain
Here I am - rock you like a Herman Cain
Here I am - rock you like a Herman Cain
Here I am - rock you like a Herman Cain
Here I am

Comrade.. I sense you may have offended the "conbots". No doubt they have Herman Cain in seach engines and are scouring the web looking for his name.

You are having hit on your hands, Comrade Chalupa, which is causing in me many concernings for your future. The Collective may take reprisals.

But here is tip. If they are taking you to Room 101 and unleashing rat on you .. you are waiting until rat is almost finished gnawing through screen, then you are yelling, "Do it to Julia. Do it to Julia. Not me. Julia."

For some reason, this is making them thinking they are breaking you. Then they are leaving you alone

Comrade Lennski - looks like The Collective has unleashed all of the albino rats on Comrade Cain.