Comrades! This day our Government led by Dear Leader (PBUH) announces a glorious achievement in the monitoring of dissidents and hooligans...

Group Forces Congressional Hearing On Big Sis' Twitter, Drudge Spying

Homeland Security is monitoring the web for anti-government sentiment and signs of social unrest

A privacy advocacy group has swayed Congress to hold a hearing next week into the Department of Homeland Security's practice of monitoring social networks such as Twitter and Facebook, as well as media reports and organizations, including The Drudge Report.
The Electronic Privacy Information Center (EPIC) recently obtained close to 300 pages of documents, as a result of a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit, detailing the federal agency's “intelligence gathering” practices on the web.

Among the documents were guidelines from DHS instructing outside contractors to monitor the web for media reports and comments that “reflect adversely” on the agency or the federal government."

But of course they do... that's why they are paid such rates that exceed the workers in monetary equality. In Amerikka, the government is Above the People, Separate from the People, and in charge of the People. Let not this be forgotten, or the penalties will be swift and severe.

Holy crap. If they attack the Cube, will they attack TV "comedians" ?

I report this only for love of the party, to which I am loyal...

Without question.

Really.

Signed, (respectfully...)

Tovarichi,
Party Loyalist, Keeper of the Orchard, Soldier, Statesman, Knightly Gentleman,
friend to children and animals (except cats), defender of Veteran's rights, and an all-around swell guy.

Tovarichi wrote: Holy crap. If they attack the Cube, will they attack TV "comedians" ?

That's a big negatory, Pigpen - TV comedians all vote for Dear Leader. Some several times.

A study in the Journal of Clinical Psychiatry has concluded that distrust of the government is a treatable mental disorder. Known as "AGP" or "anti-government phobia," the study claims: "...that unfounded fear of government is a recognizable mental illness, closely related to paranoid schizophrenia. Anti-Government Phobia (AGP) differs from most mental illnesses, however, in that it is highly infectious and has an acute onset. Symptoms include extreme suspiciousness, conspiracy-mongering, delusional thought patterns, staunch 'us against them' mentality, withdrawal from reality, and often religious fanaticism..."

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We have been ahead of the curve on this and have been treating anti-government phobia effectively for years.