This is my little treatise on how Ann Coulter changed from being a conservative to a RINO and is now supporting Mitt Romney. She's really gone off the deep end.

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Hey there, Romney Girl!
Swingin' 'round with Mitt so fancy free.
Nobody you know could ever see hypocracy there,
Inside you.

Hey there, Romney Girl!
Why did all the RINOs get so pissed?
Last year it was Mitt you dissed,
By using what words you dare.

You embraced Christie last year by saying Mittens would lose.
So shed those RINO mottos and views.
You little shit.

Hey there, Romney Girl!
There's another choice for you to make.
Santorum's got what it takes,
But oh, you're weak in the knees,
The world still sees,
That old Romney Girl.

Hey there, Romney Girl!
Dreaming of the day you'll change a mind.
Life's a bitch and so unkind,
It's sort of a bit like you.

Mitt's just Obama-lite and we're sure he's going to lose.
So shed those RINO mottos and views.
You little shit.

Hey there, Romney Girl!
There's another choice for you to make.
Santorum's got what it takes,
But oh, you're weak in the knees,
The world still sees,
That old Romney Girl.

Wake up, Romney Girl!

Don't be Romney's Girl!

Wake up, Romney Girl!

Refreshing to see such clean cut young comrades sing for the party plant...

Yes, Comrade Groucho. I have molded them into the picture of the New Socialist Young. Eventually, socialism will win out. Come the Day, Comrade. Come the Day.

Stalin for Time

Since the babushka babe, Ann Coutler, has backed her Smithist sweetie, I have noticed a distinct change in her usually pale cheeks (don't go there!). She now sports a burnished rosiness usually seen by the People's Workers that toil in the steppes of Mother Georgia.

By the way, well done!! You'll make music lovers out of the proletariat yet.

Doktor Yesternow

Thank you, Comrade Doktor. I had also noticed the rosy hue to Ann's cheeks and wondered if that was the party approved color. Since the Politburo has decided it is Revolutionary Red, there is no issue.