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I ordered a drink down in East Soho
Where you drink Big Gulps of your favorite iced down Soda
Thirty-two-ounce Cola
Bloomberg up and said was our very last chance
I asked him his right and in a New York voice he said no mo'
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Well I'm not the world's most thirstiest guy
But when he squeezed my rights I nearly lost my mind
For my Cola Thirty-two-ounce Cola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why he talked like a tyrant with the only plan
Over Cola Thirty-two-ounce Cola Thirty-two-ounce Cola

Well I drank Big Gulps and peed all night
All because thought it was my right
He picked me up and sat me on his knee
And said fat boy you need a new nanny
I'm not world's most independent guy
But when I heard all his lies well I almost forgot my Cola
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I pushed him away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I bowed down on my knees
Then I looked at him and said "Nanny"

Well that's the way tyrants want it to stay
And I'll always want it to be that way to drink Cola
No Mo Big Gulp Colas
Girls will chase boys and boys will chase girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Cola
Thirty-two-ounce Cola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever bowed to tyrant before
But Bloomberg smiled and took me by the hand
And said fat boy I'm gonna show you the plan

Well I'm not the world's most obese man
But I know what I am and I'm glad there's a plan
For Big Gulp Cola
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