"Edge Up", by Kim Jong Un

Ohh!
Yo pwetty radies alound da world
Got a weird thing to show you
So tell all the boys and girls
Tell your brother, your sister
Obama too
Cause we're about to thlow down
And we know just what to do

Wave our nukes in the air
Like we don't care
Smile at The Peoples as they starve and look and stare
Take your stance
Take your stance
Do your stance Obama,Dear Leader tell me what's the cut?
Edge up! Everybody say when you get a haircut
Tell your them to clip it this way
Edge up! It's two simple words
No matter where you wear it
They know you're a despot Nerd

Now all you sucker heads of state
Who think you're fly
There's got to be a reason
And we know the reason why

We try to threaten the world and act real cool
But you've got to realize
That Rodman is our useful-tool

Give us missles we can use it
We need to take a stand
We don't have the time for
Inter-continent bro-mance
No bro-mance, no bro-mance
No bro-mance for me, ObamaCome on baby tell me what's that cut?
Edge-up! Everybody say when you get a hair cut
You've got get it cut this way

Dial "L" for low...
Come on, all you people's say...E-D-G-E –U/P up - E-D-G-E – U/P up

Most equal comrade

There'll be an extra ration of Kimchee for you tonight