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The Candy Plan

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(Candy plan)
(Hey, Candy plan)
Alright everybody gather 'round
The Candy plan is here
What kind of candy do you want
Free Education?
Socialist mandate health care?
Free Drugs?
Anything you want
You've come to the right plan
'Cause we're the Candy plan

Who can tax your money (who can tax your money)
Tax it till your through (Tax it till your through)
Pay for it with taxes and a miracle or two
The Candy plan (the Candy plan)
Oh, the Candy plan can (the Candy plan can)
The Candy plan can
'Cause they mixes it with Gov
And says the turds taste good
(Says the turds taste good)

Who can take your health care (who can take your health care)
Make you wonder why (make you wonder why)
Bloat the bureaucracy and then watch us all die
The Candy plan (the Candy plan)
The Candy plan can (the Candy plan can)
The Candy plan can
'Cause they mixes it with gov
And Says the turds taste good
(Says the turds taste good)

(The Candy plan takes everything you make)
(Mortifying and pernicious)
They'll promise your childhood wishes
They're Jesus with loaves and fishes

Oh, Who'll take your tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Make you want to scream(make you want to scream)
Fill it full of sorrow and economy loses steam
The Candy plan (the Candy plan)
Oh, the Candy plan can (the Candy plan can)
The Candy plan can
'Cause they mixes it with Gov
And says the turds taste good
(Say the turds taste good)

(The Candy plan takes everything you make)
(Mortifying and pernicious)
They'll promise your childhood wishes
They're Jesus with loaves and fishes

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who'll take your tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Make you want to scream(make you want to scream)
Fill it full of sorrow and economy loses steam
The Candy plan (the Candy plan)
The Candy plan can (the Candy plan can)
The Candy plan can
'Cause they mixes it with Gov
And says the turds taste good
(Says the turds taste good)
Yes, the Candy plan can
'Cause they mixes it with Gov
And says the turds taste good
(Says the turds taste good)

A-Candy plan, a-Candy plan, a-Candy plan
(Says the turds taste good)
A-Candy plan, a-Candy plan, a-Candy plan
A-Candy plan, a-Candy plan, a-Candy plan
(Says the turds taste good)
A-Candy plan, a-Candy plan, a-Candy plan


 
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