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[ America is watching and waiting for action ]



Tall dark and snappy — with boots to adorn

Ted needs your votes — and he's blowing his horn

Deft and with mad skills to lead and to warn

To aid us – Ted Cruz – so serene



Oh this man Texas loves — he is handsome

And he's nobody's fool you can see

And he'll never say sorry to thugs in the world

He's the man on the Big Cheese trapeze



He stumps anywhere — our Forefathers agree

This Texan strong man on the Big Cheese trapeze

His actions are thoughtful — he is the bee's knees

And our Gov he will set straight away



[ get ready for the Donald to appear ]



Now a fight never missed — oh The Donald's no mouse

He'll clean up the mess — Barry's made in our House

If he is the winner — he'll have to delouse

But The Donald is hunting big game



He flies miles with his jet — to the voters below

A dogfight — with Ted Cruz for Gov

His motto is this, “Make America Great!”

And the people they rose up and jumped!



Oh he stumps anywhere — our Forefathers agree

New York strong man on the Big Cheese trapeze

His actions are chock-full — of joy and with glee

And our Gov he will set straight away



[ wish both sides would join forces and unite ]



Time crept and it alters the way we see things

We can all agree — these good men we do need

Past years weigh like tombstones — Islamist's and sheikhs

Haul ass — no more slack — no Obama!



Want both of these fellows — no blackguard and we said

Just one man can be the Big Cheese

They yet could be chums — but God knows all our fears

To steer us again through the “Nertz!”



Oh they stump anywhere — our Forefathers agree

These two different men on the Big Cheese trapeze

Their actions eventful we watch and we see

And our Gov they will set straight away



 
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