This is undoubtedly the laziest post I have ever done, Comrades, in my entire stay at the Karl Marx Treatment Facility, but I predict you'll enjoy it anyway. Sometimes you dont have to work too hard for laughs, especially when the subject is the Clintons. This is an old English drinking song, so I believe it should be rendered in the original Cockney



I'm 'illary the VIII I am
'illary the VIII I am, I am
I caught Billie with another cheap 'ore
'e's gone 'umping seven times before
And every one was an 'illary ('illary!)
'e wouldn't 'ave a Millie or a Pam (No Pam!)
I'm 'is eighth best bird, I'm 'illary
'illary the VIII I am

(Second verse, dumber than first)
Oym 'illary the VIII oy yam
'illary the VIII oy yam, oy yam
Oy caught Billie with another cheap 'ore
'e's been busted seven times before
And every slut was an 'illary ('illary!)
'he wouldn't 'ave his willie in a Pam (no Pam!)
Oym 'is eighth go-to, oym 'illary
'illary the VIII oy yam

(Grant no reprieve; sing in Received*)
I'm Hillary the VIII I am
Hillary the VIII I am, I am
I caught William with a slattern next door
He's fornicated seven times before
And every time twas a Hillary (Hillary!)
He wouldn't place his penis in a Pam (no Pam!)
I'm his eighth best choice, I'm Hillary
Hillary the VIII I am

H. I. L. L. A. (and two more letters ;-D)

Hillary (Hillary)
Hillary (Hillary)
Hillary the VIII I am I am
Hillary the VIII I am

*(Received Pronunciation -- Standard (posh) Brit-English)

Comrade Lennie, while your effort is most embarrassingly unequal......

The laughter it created is most equal........

Most Equal