Oh it's so funny to be seeing this after so long girl
And with the way you talk please understand that we are not impressed
But I heard that you let that little Soros boy
Take off your party dress
I'm not going to get too judge-a-mental like those other sickly network Clydes
Cause I don't know if you've been bought by somebody
I only know when I hear lies

Rachel Cow - I know fake news is killing you
Oh Rachel Cow - our news is true

Well I see you've got a prompter now
Did they leave your dirty fingers lying in a money cake?
You used to hold libs right in your hand
I'll bet you took all you could take
Sometimes I wish I could stop you from talking
When I hear the silly things that you say
I think somebody better turn out the spotlight
Cause we can't stand to see you this way

Rachel Cow - I know Fox News is killing you
Oh Rachel Cow - my news is true...our news is true.

Feeling lazy today, Comrade, so ...




Rachel, bombshell
These two words wont pass the test of smell
My Rachel

Rachel, bombshelle
Sont les mots qui vent il skunke le pew
Skunkez le pew

You blew it, you blew it, you blew it
That's all I have to say
Until I find a way
To capture the enormity of
Your epic fail

Rachel, Dumb Belle
Son les mots ca sent odeur le pew
Odeur le pew

I need to, I need to, I need to
Show your banality
And what it means to me
Until I do, I'm hoping you
Will stay on the scene

Rachel, farewell
Son les mots qui dire tres bien vos faille
Tres bien vos fail

I will say the words that show the size
Of your epic fail
My Rachel

(When the first 2 lines work, you gotta go with it to the end)



Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha,
My Rachel Maddow, She tweeted big news one day
My Rachel Maddow, She had Trump's 10-40 A
My Rachel Maddow, masculine moonbat libs adore
You were once a pretty girl before
Now I see you've lost your mind

On a special or fake news on CNN
I could hear you, but ne'r interested me
My Rachel Maddow, won't you tell me how you could ignore
All those scandals from eight years before
I know that you lost your mind

Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha,

Maybe someday, when fake news is again allowed
Maybe someday, You won't be an insane mad cow
Oh, Rachel Maddow, masculine moonbat libs adore
You were once a pretty girl before
Now I see you've lost your mind

Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha,