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I Must Find a Judge

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I feel so helpless from just smoking bongs
Trump signed an order, I want to fail
He's guilty of a crime
For deporting me
Need the judges that will tilt the scale

I must find a judge
I must find one that will help me
No no no (holds breath)
I must find a judge
So I can get my own way
I will find one somewhere
No no no no no (stamps feet)

'Til I find a judge
Can't find the one to help me
No no (holds signs)
Somebody help me
I must find a judge

It's such a crime for justice this way
Need 9th circuit judge sworn in with a Quran
One that will make justice bend
Bad opinion penned
I'll just get my way, justice notwithstanding

I must find a judge
I can't find the one to help me
No no no (stomps feet)

I must find a judge
That'll never be held to pay
I can't find him nowhere
No no no no no (throws things)

Help me get my snowflake way
'Til I find the judge
Somebody help me
Stop that order today
No no (beats the floor)
'Til I find the judge
Can't find the one to help me
No no no no

Somebody help me
He'll stop that order today
I must find a judge
No no (cries)
He was sworn in on the Quran
'Til I find the judge
No no no (wets pants)
Stop that order today
Somebody help me


 
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