Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh

See us ride out of the mainstream
On your color TV screen
Out to seize what we didn't get
If you know what I mean
No one's to the left of us
Pravda's to the right
Dont deal in truth
Dont get facts right
Dont you get uptight

Cause we're CNN -- Alynski-ites
CNN, we act out of spite
CNN, we're a brown pant load
CNN, watch us implode

We're dirty, mean, a fake news machine
Start the coup as planned
Public enema Number Two
Understand?
We'll lock up your country
Lock up your rights
Come in thru back door
Away from the light
The Deep State's back in town
And freedom's going down

Cause we're CNN, we're Muscovites
CNN, and were filled with spite
CNN, we're in Marxist mode
CNN, watch us corrode

CNN, (ploy, ploy, ploy)
CNN, (ploy, ploy, ploy)
CNN, (ploy, ploy, ploy)
CNN, (ploy, ploy, ploy)
CNN, (ploy, ploy, ploy)

CNN, we're catamites (ploy, ploy)
CNN, (ploy, ploy, ploy)
And we'll spread the blight (ploy, ploy, ploy)
CNN, we're the Gramsci toads
CNN, watch it explode

CNN is throwing poo nonstop ---


"...We're dirty, mean, a fake news machine
Start the coup as planned
Public enema Number Two
Understand?..."

Dearest Komradina

It's gratifying to know that my attempts at subtlety did not go over the heads of our glorious collective