Nobody hid it better
Makes me mad for no arrest
Nobody hid it half as good as you
DiFi, you're the best

He wasn't spooking way back when you found him
Tried to hide story from the light
The open records showed me
The spy who drove you
Had stole your secrets from the safe one night

And Nobody hid it better
Though sometimes you wish someone would
Nobody hid it quite the way you do
Why'd he have to be a gook?

The way that he drove you
Wherever he drove you
There were congress secrets inside you
He kept motors running
Info just kept coming
How'd he learn all those things from you?

And Nobody hid it better
Makes me mad for no arrest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Diane Feinstien, you're the best

Difi, no arrest?
Feinstein, no arrest?
Difi, no arrest?
Difi, no arrest?
Difi, no arrest?
Difi, no arrest?

Nobody has more equality
Makes me feel glad for our glorious collective harmony
Nobody does it any better or worse than you
Groucho, you're indistinguishable from the rest

Thank you for the kind words most equal Comrade Lennie...

When you were young and some lives were an open book
You used to say "Get Scooter Lib"
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Gives you cause to deny
Your driver was spy
Your driver was spy
There is no outcry
Guess ya'll are tongue tied

Does the truth matter to ya
When you got a pol to screw
You really screw him well
And all the rules can go to hell

You used to say "Get that Scooter Lib
(You know you did, you did, you know you did)
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Lets you hear from Shanghai
To drive and let spy
To drive and let spy
Your boy was no Thai
Now you've got a black eye

Keep them coming comrade...

I caught some extra rats

Difi's Driver

Dear Ms. Senator
Will you let me rook
For twenty years I drive
Will you let me rook
It's oh just so novel
While you sit in lear
And I got this job
So It's fun being DiFi's Driver
DiFi's Driver

It's a little story of a Chinaman
And this clueless bint didn't understand
Her guy was working for the Peking Mail
It's a steady job
All because he's hired as DiFi's Driver
DiFi's Driver

DiFi's Driver (DiFi's Driver )

Sent a thousand pages
Give or take a few
He'll be sending more in a week or two
It's been twenty years. So it's been a while
He still drive her 'round
And all because he's DiFi's Driver
DiFi's Driver

I wonder when he was ever read his rights
They made him quickly disappear overnight
If you want justice just don't look for it here
But he got a break
Because he was hired as DiFi's Driver
DiFi's Driver

DiFi's Driver (DiFi's Driver )

DiFi's Driver
DiFi's Driver
DiFi's Driver
DiFi's Driver
DiFi's Driver
DiFi's Driver
DiFi's Driver
DiFi's Driver