Real pictures taken by a real student at Marilla Carillo High School in Santa Rosa, Ca. (at the corner of Calistoga Rd., and Montecito Blvd.)
Written and photographed by Comrade Betty, a bona fide student of that school
I am your average revolutionary public skool student who dreams of living in equality with everyone else in Amerika - never worrying about finding a job, or advancing my career, or being fired - just like the French. I owe much of my aspirations to my teachers who have enlightened me and shown me the way to the glorious servitude of communism.
The best part of it is that it requires absolutely no thinking. Who needs thinking if the entire universe has already been revealed to me, conveniently sliced and packaged, in my teachers' easy, educational bumper stickers? Memorize them all - and you're ready for adulthood. I even took some pictures to share with you - and also to keep them with me after I leave skool, because if I forget what they said I'll be left without any moral guidance, and that's scary.
We keep hearing stories about our undercover agents in skools being exposed by the capitalist running dogs for 'brainwashing' the youth of Amerika into believing in the glorious socialist utopia.
But in reality it is they who are doing the brainwashing - the progressive teachers only do the un-brainwashing! Several days ago I went in undercover into some of my classes and obtained proof that our agents have a firm grasp on the minds of the youth of Amerika. The capitalists have only just glimpsed the tip of the iceberg of our infiltration into their government-funded skools - or, as we call them, public indoctrination centers.
Why, with slogans like these in every other classroom the Revolution will come twice as fast! Remember that these are examples from only three classrooms; just think of the potential the entire skool contains!
We begin our trip with my first English class this year. Apparently this agent of the people was not deemed communist enough: I never got my party-approved grade of a 'C.' Instead, I was forced against my will to participate in a test, which is a barbaric form of competition the skool district finds amusing - and because of my un-preparedness to think for myself I was given an 'F'. I am currently in the 'slower' English class that has appropriately been renamed into the 'survey' class.
Here is a tool used by our agents to convert the weak-minded into useful idiots. The 'enlightened' among us realize that the true translation of this slogan is 'Seeking the Destruction of America by turning it into a Nation of Hippie Wimps in Order to Easily Militarily Overthrow it, is Patriotic.' That is a little too long to make into a party-approved chant or slogan to fit on a bumper sticker - so the sloppy translation will have to do.
This sticker teaches us not to abuse the earth by using its resources to make shelter, or greedily to mooch off the food that nature provides, or, like a vile leech, to suck copious quantities of water from the underwater springs to sustain your life. If those actions are permitted to continue, human life will mutate into one of those giant disgusting leech thingies in that King Kong remake. In fact, their battle with the men trapped in the crevice could be interpreted as the proletariat trapped in a capitalist nightmare, where society eats them alive and sucks the hope and lifeblood out of them - until the savior of the people (Queen Hillary, of course) swings down on a vine held in one hand, and a Kalashnikov in the other, to vanquish the bourgeoisie and to save the weakened and exhausted people from an untimely doom.
How odd: this bumper sticker proclaims that the word 'queer' means to be daring - but whenever I call someone that I get a detention...
This example tells us to ignore the fact that both Greece and Rome fell in result of a competition among societies that could not coexist with each other without the destruction of a nation (and also because of rampant homosexuality that we must pretend never existed). A perfect example of how we will lead Amerika into a state of total conflict in which we will arise and show to the masses that we are the guiding light and their only hope to survive.
Yes, celebrate your diversity and individuality by saying you want to be treated equally - then go around snubbing your nose at the unenlightened and curse the infidels. Tattoo a pentagram on your forehead and sue for discrimination because you can't get hired, and complain that people act funny when they're around you.
Little do most people know that homophobia is the leading cause of deaths, homicides, suicides, run-away-icides, baldness, and prostate cancer in the U.S. and... um... only the U.S. because Americans are biased, sexist, racist, and greedy people who refuse to be subjugated. Over 100 Bajillion deaths are caused each year because of homophobia. This must be stopped! *
_________
*Above statements cannot be confirmed nor denied because anyone who confirms them is a clinical moron, and anyone who denies them must be a racist, sexist, bigot, and a homophobe - and, therefore, cannot be trusted and must be sent to the gulag for re-education.
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The next several pictures come from my new 'survey' English class in which I am properly given the 'C' I deserve for being in a class that teaches the language and literature of the capitalist oppressors who wrote some of the world's most boring books ever.
Here we have a prime example how our agents in skools and in the media have twisted one man's tragedy and attempt to raise awareness of the sacrifices soldiers are making for people they don't even know, into an anti-war propaganda device. I applaud your deception and altercation of the truth to the benefit of the Party!
Here is a photo of a capitalist extortion unit (that's dollar to the uninformed) that has been correctly altered to show the denial of the liberal Amerikan to face reality - and thus to set a proper example for the rest of us. However, I do not recognize the other face in the picture nose to nose with the Great Satan of America (oh wait, that's Bush, never mind). The only thing I see wrong with this excellent piece of propaganda is the evil capitalist website billionairesforbush.com - the sworn enemy of the mothersite (communistsforkerry.com) on the left side of the portrait (he he... left side).
Yes, the day this capitalist country can no longer defend itself will be a great day! It will be the day of the Revolution. Immediately afterwards, a perfect utopia will ensue.
Ah yes, the artistic collage of peace signs is an inspiration to any student. It tells us that putting a flower down the barrel of a gun will prevent the resulting hole-in-head creation. If everyone just said 'peace', then the world would be a happy place with no differences - because the one side that didn't say 'peace' would kick the asses of all the other sides and force them to think their way. A good plan - there is a lesson to be learned! Notice the Doonsbury cartoon and picture off to the side that says 'There is no way to Peace. Peace is the way'. Don't be confused by the mixed messages, one saying to celebrate diversity and another saying to conform to hippiedom.
These I'm pretty sure are from a prominent San Francisco newspaper (Das Khommikal) known for its Party-approved truths found in every edition, along with constant Bush-bashing, anti-Iraq-war sentiments and the strange smell of marijuana smoke on each page...
I have no idea what this means, or why the people in the cartoon don't toss that annoying guy overboard. I think he might be a journalist, or a hard-core member of the ACLU (true hero of the revolution).
Here is another collage that would make hippies across California shriek with joy - a collection of updates of the deaths in Iraq. This teacher displays it the same way the artist made the Vietnam War Memorial... a message that is supposed to honor soldiers who lost their lives in combat, is warped into an anti-war propaganda device. Once again I am humbled by our indoctrinators' powers of distortion.
Here's a full shot of that mass of newspaper clippings - the teacher seems to have an obsession with it. She's also started a project to collect a pair of shoes for each soldier who has died: the obsession is gradually turning into fetish. AAAHHHH!!! Bad vision, BAD VISION!! Must... change... subject...
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Even though chemistry is an exact science, this teacher believes that Global Warming and the Hole in the Ozone layer are real facts - and not just propaganda devices used to scare the stupid. He has been telling the lie for so long that he has actually believed it. Lenin was right!
Aahhh... true ingenuity! The teacher places the propaganda on the desk in front of the class - so when the students get bored with his incompetent droning, their attention will inevitably switch to the sublimimininal... sublimim... subtle messages that slowly eat away at their common sense to the point where they have no strength left to resist. The only ones who seem able to, are the ones that fall asleep during class.
This is a quote by one of the so-called Founding Fathers who started this disgusting capitalist nation. A perfect example of how the revolution uses the capitalist heroes against the capitalists when it suits the cause - but degrades them and calls them terrorists (never freedom fighters) the rest of the time.
This sticker teaches us that yellow-handed, green-handed, blue-handed, and red-handed people can all live in harmony if we just get taught how to be tolerant of others instead of learning pointless subjects like chemistry or math - and, of course, get rid of white-handed people.
Whether this person really is a member of the Sierra Club I am not sure; he could get it from a fellow Revolutionary (teacher) or a Revolutionary in Training (student), or a fellow traveler, but either way this is a fine example of our agents proudly displaying support for an organization that our comrades have successfully infiltrated over the years. Currently the Sierra Club is trying to stop all highway expansion in California, claming that it will create more development and more smog. In reality, this is another secret plot for the Revolution, in which the development will continue - but the highways will constantly stay the same size, gradualy driving the capitalists into a state of insanity as they sit in the middle of rush hour traffic going nowhere. The extra smog produced from the stop-and-go traffic will also give us something to complain about, blame the bourgeoisie for, and scare their kids with Global Warming.
This piece of propaganda is instrumental in appealing to the weak-minded because it has a picture of a cute little polar bear on it. Unknown to many is the fact that just off camera from this picture are several other polar bears feasting on one of the photographers. Items like this are successfully fooling the capitalists into thinking that the Alaskan oil wells are killing helpless animals that only have an area of over half the size of the Midwest to live in. They don't need to know about the oil deposit larger than Texas that could supply the country with oil for several hundred years more.
Oh my God! (I mean Hillary, not that one, you capitalist pig!) These things are wepwoducing wike wabbits! Our agitprop manufacturing facilities must be working overtime; the propagandists deserve a raise... I mean, a pat on the back and a hero's medal - just like everyone else gets once a year.
Yes, we all know that geniuses who spend their lives coming up with unprovable theories always give the best political advice which should be taken to heart.
Eating animals is barbaric and should have never been considered when man all of a sudden changed from a pool of bacterial glop into a being with a will of his own. People should not eat anything that comes from living creatures. I set an example by only eating dirt and pebbles found on the ground - because even plants are alive.
The bumper sticker below the 'Be kind to Animals...' is a mis-quote of Comrade Lenin. The Party only kills people to show people that killing people is necessary to obtain the goals of the Party.
Obviously, when something is put onto a bumper sticker it instantly becomes truth. Or at least it does in the minds of the unwashed masses who must parade around with these and other fine pieces of propaganda plastered all over the rear end of their party-approved 1965 Volkswagen Hippie Class Buses. There is also a bumper sticker showing that its owner is politically correct by visiting the hippie-inspired artwork of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial.
More anti-SUV propaganda to convince the ignorant into believing that a vehicle with multiple uses, spacious interiors, and extra large cup holders are bad. Of course this must be spoken as truth because after the Revolution, only distinguished members of the Politburo will be permitted to ride in comfort because of their more-equalness. All others must drive around in electric cars pulled by donkeys when not in range of electrical outlets.
If you have a friend, Party member, or associate who allows you to eat meat, you must denounce them to the nearest secret police/ ACLU outpost immediately and sign up for re-education. After all, we can't have people eating a substance that provides the brain with nutrients that increase reason and logic functions in humans. We need to follow the example Hitler set by becoming a vegetarian, landscape painter, and animal rights activist. If it worked so well with him, why not make everyone do that?
Here is more advice that we must all live by. This saying comes from someone who is a member of an Indian, I mean, 'Native American' tribe who is far superior to modern man. The sayings of a people who had such a special connection with nature to the point that they burned down entire forests and killed thousands of animals for maybe a week's worth of food, along with running entire herds of buffalo off cliffs, and spent most of their time murdering and raping each other while managing to keep nearly all white men in the dark about it, are what we need to look up to.
America needs to change away from oil because we won't let the evil oil companies drill for it in our own country, and we claim that wars against oppressive governments that harbor 'freedom fighters' are just over oil.
We must all realize that nothing good - be it peace, security, or freedom - can ever be achieved through war. The only things war ever did was end slavery, bring freedom to an entire nation, free people from oppressive governments, end Nazism, and stop communism on a large scale. Those are all things we are trying to work for to make the revolution happen. It will never take place when people are willing to stand up and defend themselves.
SpiritualProgressives.org
must be a very intelligent place for true intellectuals to go and protest capitalism as they hold séances to speak with the Great Lenin whilst sipping lattes.
This will change after the Revolution. We will recycle everything imaginable and turn it into energy. The bodies of the deceased 5%, as well as household garbage and more will be liquefied and mixed with a tasteless soy paste to feed the world's other 95%. We will even use the radioactive uranium to feed our mine workers - so that we can cut down on electrical lighting in People's mines since our miners will begin to produce their own green light.
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And so ends the tour of educational un-brainwashing that is funded by your tax dollars. I leave you all with this image of the hillside across the street from our skool in which a magnificent image has been scarred into the landscape.
If you look closely you can see the remains of a swastika on the upper right side that the Skool Board had to call out the SWAT team, HAZMAT team, air force, and several protest groups to remove. The hippie symbol below the year was carved as a reaction to that. For those of you confused over the meaning of the last blob in the series of numbers - it was caused by the non-progressive competition between class years: each year the seniors reconstruct the number with their graduating class year on it, while jealous underclassmen try to change it to their year of graduation. You can also just barely see the remnants of a penis that was dug right before the number two.
Written and photographed by Comrade Betty, a bona fide student of that school
I am your average revolutionary public skool student who dreams of living in equality with everyone else in Amerika - never worrying about finding a job, or advancing my career, or being fired - just like the French. I owe much of my aspirations to my teachers who have enlightened me and shown me the way to the glorious servitude of communism.
The best part of it is that it requires absolutely no thinking. Who needs thinking if the entire universe has already been revealed to me, conveniently sliced and packaged, in my teachers' easy, educational bumper stickers? Memorize them all - and you're ready for adulthood. I even took some pictures to share with you - and also to keep them with me after I leave skool, because if I forget what they said I'll be left without any moral guidance, and that's scary.
But in reality it is they who are doing the brainwashing - the progressive teachers only do the un-brainwashing! Several days ago I went in undercover into some of my classes and obtained proof that our agents have a firm grasp on the minds of the youth of Amerika. The capitalists have only just glimpsed the tip of the iceberg of our infiltration into their government-funded skools - or, as we call them, public indoctrination centers.
Why, with slogans like these in every other classroom the Revolution will come twice as fast! Remember that these are examples from only three classrooms; just think of the potential the entire skool contains!
Here is a tool used by our agents to convert the weak-minded into useful idiots. The 'enlightened' among us realize that the true translation of this slogan is 'Seeking the Destruction of America by turning it into a Nation of Hippie Wimps in Order to Easily Militarily Overthrow it, is Patriotic.' That is a little too long to make into a party-approved chant or slogan to fit on a bumper sticker - so the sloppy translation will have to do.
This sticker teaches us not to abuse the earth by using its resources to make shelter, or greedily to mooch off the food that nature provides, or, like a vile leech, to suck copious quantities of water from the underwater springs to sustain your life. If those actions are permitted to continue, human life will mutate into one of those giant disgusting leech thingies in that King Kong remake. In fact, their battle with the men trapped in the crevice could be interpreted as the proletariat trapped in a capitalist nightmare, where society eats them alive and sucks the hope and lifeblood out of them - until the savior of the people (Queen Hillary, of course) swings down on a vine held in one hand, and a Kalashnikov in the other, to vanquish the bourgeoisie and to save the weakened and exhausted people from an untimely doom.
How odd: this bumper sticker proclaims that the word 'queer' means to be daring - but whenever I call someone that I get a detention...
This example tells us to ignore the fact that both Greece and Rome fell in result of a competition among societies that could not coexist with each other without the destruction of a nation (and also because of rampant homosexuality that we must pretend never existed). A perfect example of how we will lead Amerika into a state of total conflict in which we will arise and show to the masses that we are the guiding light and their only hope to survive.
Yes, celebrate your diversity and individuality by saying you want to be treated equally - then go around snubbing your nose at the unenlightened and curse the infidels. Tattoo a pentagram on your forehead and sue for discrimination because you can't get hired, and complain that people act funny when they're around you.
Little do most people know that homophobia is the leading cause of deaths, homicides, suicides, run-away-icides, baldness, and prostate cancer in the U.S. and... um... only the U.S. because Americans are biased, sexist, racist, and greedy people who refuse to be subjugated. Over 100 Bajillion deaths are caused each year because of homophobia. This must be stopped! *
_________
*Above statements cannot be confirmed nor denied because anyone who confirms them is a clinical moron, and anyone who denies them must be a racist, sexist, bigot, and a homophobe - and, therefore, cannot be trusted and must be sent to the gulag for re-education.
* * *
The next several pictures come from my new 'survey' English class in which I am properly given the 'C' I deserve for being in a class that teaches the language and literature of the capitalist oppressors who wrote some of the world's most boring books ever.
Here we have a prime example how our agents in skools and in the media have twisted one man's tragedy and attempt to raise awareness of the sacrifices soldiers are making for people they don't even know, into an anti-war propaganda device. I applaud your deception and altercation of the truth to the benefit of the Party!
Here is a photo of a capitalist extortion unit (that's dollar to the uninformed) that has been correctly altered to show the denial of the liberal Amerikan to face reality - and thus to set a proper example for the rest of us. However, I do not recognize the other face in the picture nose to nose with the Great Satan of America (oh wait, that's Bush, never mind). The only thing I see wrong with this excellent piece of propaganda is the evil capitalist website billionairesforbush.com - the sworn enemy of the mothersite (communistsforkerry.com) on the left side of the portrait (he he... left side).
Yes, the day this capitalist country can no longer defend itself will be a great day! It will be the day of the Revolution. Immediately afterwards, a perfect utopia will ensue.
Ah yes, the artistic collage of peace signs is an inspiration to any student. It tells us that putting a flower down the barrel of a gun will prevent the resulting hole-in-head creation. If everyone just said 'peace', then the world would be a happy place with no differences - because the one side that didn't say 'peace' would kick the asses of all the other sides and force them to think their way. A good plan - there is a lesson to be learned! Notice the Doonsbury cartoon and picture off to the side that says 'There is no way to Peace. Peace is the way'. Don't be confused by the mixed messages, one saying to celebrate diversity and another saying to conform to hippiedom.
These I'm pretty sure are from a prominent San Francisco newspaper (Das Khommikal) known for its Party-approved truths found in every edition, along with constant Bush-bashing, anti-Iraq-war sentiments and the strange smell of marijuana smoke on each page...
I have no idea what this means, or why the people in the cartoon don't toss that annoying guy overboard. I think he might be a journalist, or a hard-core member of the ACLU (true hero of the revolution).
Here is another collage that would make hippies across California shriek with joy - a collection of updates of the deaths in Iraq. This teacher displays it the same way the artist made the Vietnam War Memorial... a message that is supposed to honor soldiers who lost their lives in combat, is warped into an anti-war propaganda device. Once again I am humbled by our indoctrinators' powers of distortion.
Here's a full shot of that mass of newspaper clippings - the teacher seems to have an obsession with it. She's also started a project to collect a pair of shoes for each soldier who has died: the obsession is gradually turning into fetish. AAAHHHH!!! Bad vision, BAD VISION!! Must... change... subject...
* * *
Even though chemistry is an exact science, this teacher believes that Global Warming and the Hole in the Ozone layer are real facts - and not just propaganda devices used to scare the stupid. He has been telling the lie for so long that he has actually believed it. Lenin was right!
Aahhh... true ingenuity! The teacher places the propaganda on the desk in front of the class - so when the students get bored with his incompetent droning, their attention will inevitably switch to the sublimimininal... sublimim... subtle messages that slowly eat away at their common sense to the point where they have no strength left to resist. The only ones who seem able to, are the ones that fall asleep during class.
This is a quote by one of the so-called Founding Fathers who started this disgusting capitalist nation. A perfect example of how the revolution uses the capitalist heroes against the capitalists when it suits the cause - but degrades them and calls them terrorists (never freedom fighters) the rest of the time.
This sticker teaches us that yellow-handed, green-handed, blue-handed, and red-handed people can all live in harmony if we just get taught how to be tolerant of others instead of learning pointless subjects like chemistry or math - and, of course, get rid of white-handed people.
Whether this person really is a member of the Sierra Club I am not sure; he could get it from a fellow Revolutionary (teacher) or a Revolutionary in Training (student), or a fellow traveler, but either way this is a fine example of our agents proudly displaying support for an organization that our comrades have successfully infiltrated over the years. Currently the Sierra Club is trying to stop all highway expansion in California, claming that it will create more development and more smog. In reality, this is another secret plot for the Revolution, in which the development will continue - but the highways will constantly stay the same size, gradualy driving the capitalists into a state of insanity as they sit in the middle of rush hour traffic going nowhere. The extra smog produced from the stop-and-go traffic will also give us something to complain about, blame the bourgeoisie for, and scare their kids with Global Warming.
This piece of propaganda is instrumental in appealing to the weak-minded because it has a picture of a cute little polar bear on it. Unknown to many is the fact that just off camera from this picture are several other polar bears feasting on one of the photographers. Items like this are successfully fooling the capitalists into thinking that the Alaskan oil wells are killing helpless animals that only have an area of over half the size of the Midwest to live in. They don't need to know about the oil deposit larger than Texas that could supply the country with oil for several hundred years more.
Oh my God! (I mean Hillary, not that one, you capitalist pig!) These things are wepwoducing wike wabbits! Our agitprop manufacturing facilities must be working overtime; the propagandists deserve a raise... I mean, a pat on the back and a hero's medal - just like everyone else gets once a year.
Yes, we all know that geniuses who spend their lives coming up with unprovable theories always give the best political advice which should be taken to heart.
Eating animals is barbaric and should have never been considered when man all of a sudden changed from a pool of bacterial glop into a being with a will of his own. People should not eat anything that comes from living creatures. I set an example by only eating dirt and pebbles found on the ground - because even plants are alive.
The bumper sticker below the 'Be kind to Animals...' is a mis-quote of Comrade Lenin. The Party only kills people to show people that killing people is necessary to obtain the goals of the Party.
Obviously, when something is put onto a bumper sticker it instantly becomes truth. Or at least it does in the minds of the unwashed masses who must parade around with these and other fine pieces of propaganda plastered all over the rear end of their party-approved 1965 Volkswagen Hippie Class Buses. There is also a bumper sticker showing that its owner is politically correct by visiting the hippie-inspired artwork of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial.
More anti-SUV propaganda to convince the ignorant into believing that a vehicle with multiple uses, spacious interiors, and extra large cup holders are bad. Of course this must be spoken as truth because after the Revolution, only distinguished members of the Politburo will be permitted to ride in comfort because of their more-equalness. All others must drive around in electric cars pulled by donkeys when not in range of electrical outlets.
If you have a friend, Party member, or associate who allows you to eat meat, you must denounce them to the nearest secret police/ ACLU outpost immediately and sign up for re-education. After all, we can't have people eating a substance that provides the brain with nutrients that increase reason and logic functions in humans. We need to follow the example Hitler set by becoming a vegetarian, landscape painter, and animal rights activist. If it worked so well with him, why not make everyone do that?
Here is more advice that we must all live by. This saying comes from someone who is a member of an Indian, I mean, 'Native American' tribe who is far superior to modern man. The sayings of a people who had such a special connection with nature to the point that they burned down entire forests and killed thousands of animals for maybe a week's worth of food, along with running entire herds of buffalo off cliffs, and spent most of their time murdering and raping each other while managing to keep nearly all white men in the dark about it, are what we need to look up to.
America needs to change away from oil because we won't let the evil oil companies drill for it in our own country, and we claim that wars against oppressive governments that harbor 'freedom fighters' are just over oil.
We must all realize that nothing good - be it peace, security, or freedom - can ever be achieved through war. The only things war ever did was end slavery, bring freedom to an entire nation, free people from oppressive governments, end Nazism, and stop communism on a large scale. Those are all things we are trying to work for to make the revolution happen. It will never take place when people are willing to stand up and defend themselves.
SpiritualProgressives.org
must be a very intelligent place for true intellectuals to go and protest capitalism as they hold séances to speak with the Great Lenin whilst sipping lattes.
This will change after the Revolution. We will recycle everything imaginable and turn it into energy. The bodies of the deceased 5%, as well as household garbage and more will be liquefied and mixed with a tasteless soy paste to feed the world's other 95%. We will even use the radioactive uranium to feed our mine workers - so that we can cut down on electrical lighting in People's mines since our miners will begin to produce their own green light.
* * *
And so ends the tour of educational un-brainwashing that is funded by your tax dollars. I leave you all with this image of the hillside across the street from our skool in which a magnificent image has been scarred into the landscape.
If you look closely you can see the remains of a swastika on the upper right side that the Skool Board had to call out the SWAT team, HAZMAT team, air force, and several protest groups to remove. The hippie symbol below the year was carved as a reaction to that. For those of you confused over the meaning of the last blob in the series of numbers - it was caused by the non-progressive competition between class years: each year the seniors reconstruct the number with their graduating class year on it, while jealous underclassmen try to change it to their year of graduation. You can also just barely see the remnants of a penis that was dug right before the number two.