As I looked at the bad punctuation in a headline about Biden's dog, Champ, it occurred to me that perhaps the euphemism, "passed away," should have been in quotes. After all, many people who are perceived as a threat to the Democratic Socialists seem to turn up dead, so why not a dog?

Biden's dog, Major, is the bitey one and cause of embarrassment and consternation around the White House. Is it not conceivable that the dogs were switched and that Major was euthanized to end the problem while Champ is now masquerading as Major?

I placed real headlines side by side with headlines that employ the term, "passed away," to illustrate how absurd the euphemism is and how common it is for politically problematic people to "pass away."

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I'm not suggesting any conspiracies here, just making an observation.

Is it possible that Major knew or saw something that would draw unwanted attention to Hillary...decided it was too much to bear and opted to commit Arkancide? Just asking for a friend....

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Is it possible that Major knew or saw something that would draw unwanted attention to Hillary...decided it was too much to bear and opted to commit Arkancide? Just asking for a friend....

Unlike the vast number of deaths known to be falsely attributed to the Chinese Wuhan virus, the large number of deaths thought to be caused by "Arkansasicide" are considered speculation or conspiracy theory by the leftmost components of the U.S.S.A.

Those who consider "Arkansasicide" factual are either the rightmost components of the U.S.S.A. or people who posed a threat to the leftmost components of the U.S.S.A. and have conveniently committed suicide by being shot, defenestrated, hung, drowned, poisoned or disappeared.

Or they are dogs, and since dogs can't speak, they can tell no tails tales. So, the answer for your "friend" is an obvious NO.

Perhaps it is necessary to say "passed away" in order to avoid ambiguities surrounding the newer euphemism, the simple "passed." Had they said that Champ had "passed," one might not know whether he had gone by without stopping or succeeded in a test. But then again, in cases of Arkancide, perhaps "passed" in this sense would be an accurate description, but not of the deceased.

Pardon, please. I could not let the matter pass without comment.

Remember when Nanski Pelosi told us that we wouldn't know what was in the bill unless we passed it? (or was that her stool sample?)

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Remember when Nanski Pelosi told us that we wouldn't know what was in the bill unless we passed it? (or was that her stool sample?)

Both! We all know what that bill was stuffed with.

I love dog comms from the dogs that belong to the 'rich and famous'. They are intriguing figuring out what they mean.

These are the only dog comms I get from my prole dog........................

Trying to cipher this dog comm from Komrade Xi. Hmmmmmmm...........wonder what he is trying to say?

[quote="Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin"]Trying to cipher this dog comm from Komrade Xi. Hmmmmmmm...........wonder what he is trying to say?

WILD GUESS: Running dog lackeys of the Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party?