The Life of Julia ended in the tragedy of the Trump years. But now everything will be okay again. Enter the Life of Linda. Direct from the White House the Biden administration explains what his Build Back Better plan is all about.

The Build Back Better Framework

President Joe Biden believes that there's no greater economic engine in the world than the hard work and ingenuity of the American people. But for too long, the economy has worked great for those at the top, while working families get squeezed. President Biden promised to rebuild the backbone of the country – the middle class – so that this time everyone comes along. The Build Back Better Framework does just that.

This framework will set the United States on course to meet its climate goals, create millions of good-paying jobs, enable more Americans to join and remain in the labor force, and grow our economy from the bottom up and the middle out.

Here's what the Build Back Better Framework will mean for Linda from Peoria, IL:

The poop, the whole poop, and nothing but the poop from the White House.

So the main economic concept here is derived from the idea that if you say the word "sugar" over and over, your mouth will eventually be filled with sweetness.

Or you can compare it to a cargo cult, whereby the Democrats in power do a superficial imitation of what the Republicans are doing, mostly by talking about it and promising to do the same, but better. In the end, their plans don't fly any more than the planes made of straw built by the naive islanders in the hope that real planes will land on their pretend airfield and deliver tangible gifts from the Gods of Cargo.


And they, too, believe in science! And their scientific equipment comes with zero carbon emissions, mind you.

I didn't know community colleges issued engineering degrees.

Dear leader loves us.

Oh, brother.

And, comrades, Joe says this brave new world is already paid for. Those taxes on Linda's $40K just overwhelm the treasury to overflowing munificence.

Saw a few of these today.

that zero-carbon emission science stuff is settled and approved by the Party, for the Children ™

anticipate an executive order mandating such progress right after Premier Cho Bai-Din's nap...

Ivan - have you been shopping here?