Stacy's mask is somewhere but not on
Stacy's mask is somewhere but not on
Stacy's mask is somewhere but not on
Stacy's mask is somewhere but not on


Stacy, can you come over to my school?
(To my school)

Black History Month is so very cool
(Is so cool)

Will your Covid mask keep me from getting sick?
(Getting sick)

Are you real, or are you just a hypocrite?
(A hypocrite)

You know, I'm not infected like I use to be
I'm all better now
Lady, can't you see?

Stacy's mask is somewhere but not on
She's all I wanted
for my Governor so long

Stacy, now I see!
You're just not the Gov for me
I know it might be wrong but
But Stacey’s mask is not on

Stacy's mask is somewhere but not on
Stacy's mask is somewhere but not on

Stacy, do you remember when you wrote soft porn?
(Wrote soft porn)

With no mask on but just a towel on
(Towel on)

I could tell she needed a photo op to share
(Photo to share)

And the way she said
"That masks are for those who care"
(For those who care)

And I know we know its all just virtue-signaling
But your mask ain’t on
And now its all on TV!

Stacy's mask is somewhere but not on
She's all I wanted
for Governor so long

Stacy, now I see!
You're just not the Gov for me
I know it might be wrong but
But Stacey’s mask is not on

Stacy's mask is somewhere but not on
She's all I wanted
for Governor so long…

Stacy, now I see!
You're just not the Gov for me
I know it might be wrong but
But Stacey’s mask is not on

oh, oh

(She aint my Gov)
Stacy's mask

oh, oh


(Wait a minute)
Stacy, can't you see?
You're just not the Gov for me
I know it might be wrong but
But Stacey’s mask is not on
 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_fkzaAEbQg

Don't want your smug anymore
Nor your dismissives, that's for sure
I laugh each time
I hear your 'round
Where'd it go?
That's Stacy's Mask?

How'd she squat at all?
And get up from a crawl
But when she knows she's tellin' lies
And she hears in passin' by
She's got no plan at all

Don't want your smug anymore
Nor your dismissives, that's for sure
I laugh each time
I hear your 'round
Where'd it go?
That's Stacy's Mask?

When you see her big fat rear
And see it from over here
Don't you think it's kind of sad
She's over eaten just a tad
This ain't a baseless smear

Don't want your smug anymore
Nor your dismissives, that's for sure
I laugh each time
I hear your 'round
Where'd it go?
That's Stacy's Mask?"
Where's Stacy's Mask?
Where's Stacy's mask?

"How'd she squat at all?
And get up from a crawl"

I can always count on at least one line that has me spitting up my Tequila.

Bye-bye Gov
Bye-bye happiness
Hello loneliness
I think I'm gonna cry

Bye-bye Gov
Bye-bye friendly press
Hello foolishness
I feel like I could die
Bye-bye my Gov, goodbye

There goes my campaign. I'm gonna lose.
Took off my masky, now state won't vote blue
I might win maybe.. 'til poop I stepped in
Goodbye to power that might've been

Bye-bye Gov
Bye-bye happiness
Hello loneliness
I think I'm gonna cry

Bye-bye Gov
Bye-bye sweet caress
Hello emptiness
I feel like I could die

Bye-bye my Gov, goodbye

I'm through with politics, I'm through with Gov
I won't be gett'n the votes that I should
And here's the reason... hypocrisy 
My Covid voters are through with me

Bye-bye Gov
Bye-bye happiness
Hello loneliness
I think I'm gonna cry
Bye-bye Gov
Bye-bye friendly press
Hello emptiness
I feel like I could die

Bye-bye my Gov, goodbye
Bye-bye my Gov, goodbye
Bye-bye my Gov, goodbye
Bye-bye my Gov, goodbye