In an impassioned virtually a victory a speech, Rethuglican Primary winner Governor, Gregg Abbott, requested Texazistan EU membership.

“Texazistan’s State Lies are in unity with State Lies of Ukraine. Texazistan was refusnik to imported Russian bullsh*t fertilizer, beets and vodka. The longhorns of Austinabad are willing and fully capable of production of fertilized bullsh*t for Texazistan, and other 49 lesser Nation States to turn all sunny flowers into BLUE bonnets. Texazistan deserves its right to declare EU membership”, Governor Abbott resolvedly stated.

France quickly agreed, even pledging funding to remove San Antoniostan’s Alamo to Brussels.

Look for Texazistan produced hand made reptile boots in all upscale EU Dry Good Emporiums, soon.

Update:

Texazistan’s request for EU membership drew a swift Contra War statement from President Daniel Ortega, Nicaragua.

“Let ALL future Goverors and comrades of Texaragua understand empirically, the former nation of Texazistan are belong satellite of Nicaragua. When, I, Daniel Ortega blow whistle, Texaragua will jump through my hula-hoop like the vassal dogs of Nicaragua they have been since my Contra War victory of ascendancy.”

Daniel Ortega

https://batimes.com.ar/news/argentina/u ... arty.phtml

Argentina seconds Nicaragua’s statement concurring that Texaragua are belong to us. Argentina’s lashing came at the expense of China’s Belt and Road Infrastructure Initiative.

“Building a Super Highway from the Buenos Aires of Argentina with a Beltway encircling Managua, Nicaragua and then progressively trekking to encircle Austinabad, Texaragua is the future of progress,” the Argentinian equivalent of U.S.S.A. Transportation Secretary, Petey Buttigeig reintegrated. Adding that the future Beltway surrounding Austinabad will be a toll road construction.

“From the southernmost tip of Argentina, Belts and Roads will lash Texazistan into Texaraguan satellite before EU membership can take years enactment. Texit control through Argentina’s Belts and Roads Initiative is in future of progress. Argentina Transportation Department has convoy of earth moving equipment on its way to Laredio, Texaragua,” Argentine President Alberto Fernández warned Rethuglican candidate for Governor, Gregg Abbott.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/2/2022, 10:37 am

France quickly agreed, even pledging funding to remove San Antoniostan’s Alamo to Brussels.
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Well, of course France agreed. Their battle cry is "Hands up! Don't shoot!"