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Texazistan stands with Ukraine

2/27/2022, 6:53 pm
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Gov. Abbott asks Texas restaurants, retailers to remove all Russian products | kvue.com

Comrades, here in Texazistan we have a Governor (different guy, not George Bush) who makes decisions.  In a move sure to knock Putin off balance, Governor Abbot has just requested that Russian-made products be removed from shelves of groceries, bars, restaurants and liquor stores... 

It stands to reason that this will cause all things Russian to be "memory holed" in an archive at the Lyndon B Johnson Library in Austinabad (pending the day Texas turns blue and such things are needed again) Expect winter celebration's Nutcracker ballets (Tchaikovsky, you know...) to be reproduced into a modernized and Woke versions of "Urban Cowboy", syndicated re-runs of the original Star Trek series will promptly be edited to remove Ensign Pavel Chekov.

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Also, children's movies like "American Tail" and "Fivel Goes West" will be blacklisted  cancelled, and become as scarce as Disney's "Song of the South" DVD's

That'll show 'em.

 
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2/27/2022, 7:10 pm
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Gov. Abbott can kiss ‘pelipsky’s Moscow Mule.
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2/27/2022, 7:37 pm
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While giving up Russian vodka is obviously heroic, they should also try giving up Russian oil and gas by producing our own as they used to. But that wouldn't be heroic, not in the sense of Hero of Socialist Climate Change.
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2/27/2022, 7:46 pm
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The surprising and painful product to lose is going to be fertilizer! It seems we get a LOT from Russia, and when THAT rock thrown into our Agricultural pool hits, the ripples are going to spread far and wide...

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This Russian Vodka, sounds interesting. I wonder what they do differently in their tractor barns.
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2/27/2022, 9:08 pm
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At least Ukraine has plenty of sunflower seeds, and there will be more this year, it seems.

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Until I became an adult, I thought that sunflower seed oil is the only vegetable cooking oil around. It was everywhere, from a colorless refined version in the state store to the thick brown cold-pressed suspension on the farmers' market. Dipping bread into that brown stuff was delicious. Sunflower seeds, especially roasted on a skillet, was a favorite snack. Every kid had them in the pocket, or at least some stuck to the bottom. So offering sunflower seeds to put them in the pockets is a normal friendly gesture. Adding the reason why is taking it to a whole new level.

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2/27/2022, 11:29 pm
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑
2/27/2022, 7:46 pm
The surprising and painful product to lose is going to be fertilizer! It seems we get a LOT from Russia, and when THAT rock thrown into our Agricultural pool hits, the ripples are going to spread far and wide...
Comrade Ivan, there's plenty of bovine fertilizer being produced in Washington DC so I don't suspect a shortage any time soon and that bovine fertilizer produces the Healthy Lifestyle™ Word Salads™ that Comrade 'pelipsky wrote about so eloquently.
 
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2/27/2022, 11:40 pm
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Red Square wrote: ↑
2/27/2022, 9:08 pm
 At least Ukraine has plenty of sunflower seeds, and there will be more this year, it seems.
 
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Until I became an adult, I thought that sunflower seed oil is the only vegetable cooking oil around. It was everywhere, from a colorless refined version in the state store to the thick brown cold-pressed suspension on the farmers' market. Dipping bread into that brown stuff was delicious. Sunflower seeds, especially roasted on a skillet, was a favorite snack. Every kid had them in the pocket, or at least some stuck to the bottom. So offering sunflower seeds to put them in the pockets is a normal friendly gesture. Adding the reason why is taking it to a whole new level.
 
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I read of this story a couple of days ago. It really shows the resolve of the Ukrainian people. And because of that resolve, many more nations are stepping up to help Ukraine defend itself. President Putin wanted to "solve the Ukraine issue once and for all." He just may have done that but not with his preferred outcome. We'll see but this may simply push Ukraine, Finland and Sweden into the NATO alliance. The exact opposite of what Putin wants.
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2/28/2022, 7:22 am
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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
2/27/2022, 11:29 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑
2/27/2022, 7:46 pm
The surprising and painful product to lose is going to be fertilizer! It seems we get a LOT from Russia, and when THAT rock thrown into our Agricultural pool hits, the ripples are going to spread far and wide...
Comrade Ivan, there's plenty of bovine fertilizer being produced in Washington DC so I don't suspect a shortage any time soon and that bovine fertilizer produces the Healthy Lifestyle™ Word Salads™ that Comrade 'pelipsky wrote about so eloquently.
 

Word Salads require zero Russian fertilizer, Comrade ‘Roo. Word Salads grow from person of self interest’s own methane gas. Word Salads are a closed loopy system.

How green is that?

If a comrade is lucky, bread and cold-pressed sunflower oil might be served with the Word Salad of the day. Oh, the joy!

forelock tug,
‘pelipsky
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3/1/2022, 8:13 pm
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jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑
2/27/2022, 7:10 pm
 Gov. Abbott can kiss ‘pelipsky’s Moscow Mule.
And he can also kiss my new "knix" bra. Which, once you wear it turns into a harness, essentially a uni-bra. It's wrong, just wrong! Since you're going for the shape of a woman for your decision and totally ignoring their thoughts and decisions, I vote YES! The perfect choice!
 
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3/1/2022, 11:51 pm
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"I'll have a White Ukranian..."
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3/2/2022, 7:18 am
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Well, comrades, the vote is in and Texazistan IS an Abbott Ukraine. Not even a hangover can blur new Current Truth. ‘pelipsky can already hear Abbott’s speech begging EU to allow Texazistan’s membership.

Ivan, can your Tractor Barn #2 Select vodka production keep ahead of Tito’s State producers production? We are deep into the weeds of Texazistan.

beet tending is harder than ever forelock tug,
‘pelipsky
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3/2/2022, 7:25 am
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Pamalinsky wrote: ↑
3/1/2022, 8:13 pm
jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑
2/27/2022, 7:10 pm
 Gov. Abbott can kiss ‘pelipsky’s Moscow Mule.
And he can also kiss my new "knix" bra. Which, once you wear it turns into a harness, essentially a uni-bra. It's wrong, just wrong! Since you're going for the shape of a woman for your decision and totally ignoring their thoughts and decisions, I vote YES! The perfect choice!
 

Knix unibra forever just like Orwell’s boot. Let’s burn them like a draft card from 1968. Harnesses are for genetically modified horse trampoline!! Aaaarrrrrggg!
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3/2/2022, 8:41 am
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I'm all for burning bras. They're uncomfortable, cumbersome and don't do a damned thing to reduce my beer belly. Away with them all, I say.
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3/2/2022, 1:48 pm
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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 8:41 am
 I'm all for burning bras. They're uncomfortable, cumbersome and don't do a damned thing to reduce my beer belly. Away with them all, I say.
Easy for you to say my self-described cumbersome friend. A uni-bra does supply the necessary torque to uplift women's boobs, even though they, the boobs, might seem unnecessarily unified.
 
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3/2/2022, 2:00 pm
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Pamalinsky wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 1:48 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 8:41 am
 I'm all for burning bras. They're uncomfortable, cumbersome and don't do a damned thing to reduce my beer belly. Away with them all, I say.
Easy for you to say my self-described cumbersome friend. A uni-bra does supply the necessary torque to uplift women's boobs, even though they, the boobs, might seem unnecessarily unified.


Comrade Pamalinsky, I'm 100% opposed to femininity being hidden in a pouch. I'm totally in favour of it being exposed.
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3/2/2022, 2:18 pm
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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 2:00 pm
Pamalinsky wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 1:48 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 8:41 am
 I'm all for burning bras. They're uncomfortable, cumbersome and don't do a damned thing to reduce my beer belly. Away with them all, I say.
Easy for you to say my self-described cumbersome friend. A uni-bra does supply the necessary torque to uplift women's boobs, even though they, the boobs, might seem unnecessarily unified.


Comrade Pamalisky, I'm 100% opposed to femininity being hidden in a pouch. I'm totally in favour of it being exposed.
OMG, Comrade KKK! You see through the absurdities of life as I do and, well, I think I love you!
 
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3/2/2022, 8:35 pm
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The topic is still Texazistan Stands With Ukraine but the wildly tangential exchange about OSBHs is is a real eye opener. Now do jock straps.
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3/2/2022, 11:34 pm
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Pamalinsky wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 2:18 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 2:00 pm
Pamalinsky wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 1:48 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 8:41 am
 I'm all for burning bras. They're uncomfortable, cumbersome and don't do a damned thing to reduce my beer belly. Away with them all, I say.
Easy for you to say my self-described cumbersome friend. A uni-bra does supply the necessary torque to uplift women's boobs, even though they, the boobs, might seem unnecessarily unified.

Comrade Pamalisky, I'm 100% opposed to femininity being hidden in a pouch. I'm totally in favour of it being exposed.
OMG, Comrade KKK! You see through the absurdities of life as I do and, well, I think I love you!
Wow, Pamsky! I certainly wasn't expecting that thought or decision. I'm very flattered. But, you know, flattery will.............only get you more attention.
 
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3/3/2022, 1:02 am
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Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 8:35 pm
 The topic is still Texazistan Stands With Ukraine but the wildly tangential exchange about OSBHs is is a real eye opener. Now do jock straps.

Comrade Obyezanya, I try to keep my eyes closed. I feel safer that way.
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3/3/2022, 4:49 pm
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Red Square wrote: ↑
2/27/2022, 9:08 pm
 At least Ukraine has plenty of sunflower seeds, and there will be more this year, it seems.
 
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Until I became an adult, I thought that sunflower seed oil is the only vegetable cooking oil around. It was everywhere, from a colorless refined version in the state store to the thick brown cold-pressed suspension on the farmers' market. Dipping bread into that brown stuff was delicious. Sunflower seeds, especially roasted on a skillet, was a favorite snack. Every kid had them in the pocket, or at least some stuck to the bottom. So offering sunflower seeds to put them in the pockets is a normal friendly gesture. Adding the reason why is taking it to a whole new level.
 
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Yeah, way back in the 60's they said you could get high on 'em. I declined because I was beginning to see what a crock this was. That was because I was getting old enough to know my brain had began growing in another way other than an infant (as it should when one is in their twenties) and I was now an adult! TA! DA!

 
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3/3/2022, 4:49 pm
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Pamalinsky wrote: ↑
3/3/2022, 4:49 pm
Red Square wrote: ↑
2/27/2022, 9:08 pm
 At least Ukraine has plenty of sunflower seeds, and there will be more this year, it seems.
 
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Until I became an adult, I thought that sunflower seed oil is the only vegetable cooking oil around. It was everywhere, from a colorless refined version in the state store to the thick brown cold-pressed suspension on the farmers' market. Dipping bread into that brown stuff was delicious. Sunflower seeds, especially roasted on a skillet, was a favorite snack. Every kid had them in the pocket, or at least some stuck to the bottom. So offering sunflower seeds to put them in the pockets is a normal friendly gesture. Adding the reason why is taking it to a whole new level.
 
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Yeah, way back in the 60's they said you could get high on 'em. I declined because I was beginning to see what a crock this was. That was because I was getting old enough to know my brain had began growing in another way other than an infant (as it should when one is in their twenties) and I was now an adult! TA! DA!
Ya know, this redundant post is a total screw up and I want to delete it's redundant self. Can anyone help?
 
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3/4/2022, 5:03 pm
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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 11:34 pm
 Wow, Pamsky! I certainly wasn't expecting that thought or decision. I'm very flattered. But, you know, flattery will.............only get you more attention.
I, Pamalinsky, stand, like, totally busted!
 
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3/4/2022, 5:49 pm
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Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 8:35 pm
 The topic is still Texazistan Stands With Ukraine but the wildly tangential exchange about OSBHs is is a real eye opener. Now do jock straps.
Dear Oby,
Do not mistake my impudence as a disrespect of you. I happen to hold you in very high esteem. If it weren't for your requests for jock strap extrapolation on your part, I might go there. As it is, I'm not goin'. While I do admire you, this does seem like a very desperate measure.
Please know I am kidding because I think you are wonderful!
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3/4/2022, 8:01 pm
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Pamalinsky wrote: ↑
3/4/2022, 5:03 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
3/2/2022, 11:34 pm
 Wow, Pamsky! I certainly wasn't expecting that thought or decision. I'm very flattered. But, you know, flattery will.............only get you more attention.
I, Pamalinsky, stand, like, totally busted!

That's good to know, Pamsky. I'm totally in favour of busted women. I always enjoy busts of totally busted women. It's a beauty for which I have an affection.
 
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3/4/2022, 8:46 pm
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Pamalinsky wrote: ↑
3/4/2022, 5:49 pm
 Dear Oby,
Do not mistake my impudence as a disrespect of you. I happen to hold you in very high esteem. If it weren't for your requests for jock strap extrapolation on your part, I might go there. As it is, I'm not goin'. While I do admire you, this does seem like a very desperate measure.
Please know I am kidding because I think you are wonderful!
No worries, Comrade. I write in jest and would expect everyone to take it in that spirit, as 'Pelipsky did in a different post (maybe).
All you need to know is that I'm most pleased to put a smile on the face of all comrades irrespective of undergarment size or style.

 
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3/4/2022, 9:12 pm
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Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑
3/4/2022, 8:46 pm
Pamalinsky wrote: ↑
3/4/2022, 5:49 pm
 Dear Oby,
Do not mistake my impudence as a disrespect of you. I happen to hold you in very high esteem. If it weren't for your requests for jock strap extrapolation on your part, I might go there. As it is, I'm not goin'. While I do admire you, this does seem like a very desperate measure.
Please know I am kidding because I think you are wonderful!
No worries, Comrade. I write in jest and would expect everyone to take it in that spirit, as 'Pelipsky did in a different post (maybe).
All you need to know is that I'm most pleased to put a smile on the face of all comrades irrespective of undergarment size or style.
Me too! I'm so happy now! A big smiley face for you! Thank you.

 
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3/7/2022, 2:52 pm
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑
2/27/2022, 7:46 pm
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The surprising and painful product to lose is going to be fertilizer! It seems we get a LOT from Russia, and when THAT rock thrown into our Agricultural pool hits, the ripples are going to spread far and wide...

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This Russian Vodka, sounds interesting. I wonder what they do differently in their tractor barns.
Well, after imbibing even more Russian Vodka, they simply go out into the meadowlands and take the extra dump. Or not. That depends on their ability to breathe at that point. Either way, there's more fertilizer available at a moments notice. It's a win-win!
 
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3/7/2022, 3:23 pm
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our young beet sprouts will be so dissapointed when we remove our classic Tetris cartridges from the People's Nintendo game rack...

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3/7/2022, 3:36 pm
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑
3/7/2022, 3:23 pm
 our young beet sprouts will be so dissapointed when we remove our classic Tetris cartridges from the People's Nintendo game rack...

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Ya know, I often take my world travel to many countries using Google Maps street view. It's an amazing thing. I only saw one similar thing called LEGO! And they had statues in their town squares celebrating LEGO, sometimes as large as the largest Buddha! I believe it was in Cape Town, South Africa.

I have a love-hate relationship with Google Maps. I want to fly like a bird everywhere, and they sometimes decide I'm not as free as I'd like to be. I really hate that.

And, because of my hatred of that, they really love that. IOW, the definition of the benefit of assuming control of others who might not see it your way is make them do things they hate. Yeah! That's the ticket!
 
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