Dear Editor of The People’s News,

Today’s front page woke ‘pelipsky to great idea. Let’s all save egg shells! That spring eggsolstice day is coming, soon. Have an organic, non conflict, reusable bag ready to collect the shells of abandoned squashed boiled eggs trampled by children carrying baskets bigger than child is tall.

Then we can send all our egg shells to nation/state houses, news outlets, and script writer’s guilds to remind them how to tip toe around truth enough to make it untrue!

Egg shells have power! We just need to harness that power!

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/19/2022, 4:18 pm

Dear Editor of The People’s News,

Today’s front page woke ‘pelipsky to great idea. Let’s all save egg shells! That spring eggsolstice day is coming, soon. Have an organic, non conflict, reusable bag ready to collect the shells of abandoned squashed boiled eggs trampled by children carrying baskets bigger than child is tall.

Then we can send all our egg shells to nation/state houses, news outlets, and script writer’s guilds to remind them how to tip toe around truth enough to make it untrue!

Egg shells have power! We just need to harness that power!

"Have an organic, non-conflict, reusable bag ready to collect the shells of abandoned squashed boiled eggs"......Perhaps they could be woven out of fibers collected from an electric clothes dryer or navel lint in accordance with the laws stipulated by the Goracle, who stipulates that the fibers must be solely those of plant-based origins that have been grown naturally and humanly harvested at the end of their life-cycle in an effort to avoid harming living organisms or earthly progressives.   

 

trashmouth wrote: ↑

3/20/2022, 10:06 am

"Have an organic, non-conflict, reusable bag ready to collect the shells of abandoned squashed boiled eggs"......Perhaps they could be woven out of fibers collected from an electric clothes dryer or navel lint in accordance with the laws stipulated by the Goracle, who stipulates that the fibers must be solely those of plant-based origins that have been grown naturally and humanly harvested at the end of their life-cycle in an effort to avoid harming living organisms or earthly progressives.   

"It was the lint in the dryer vent, started that fire, that blew the power supplied to NEON Sign at Tractor Barn @2. Would a Russian bomb their future Gas Plant?"

forelock tug,
'pelipsky 
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/19/2022, 5:24 pm

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