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America's newest and most innovative weapon of war, The Rudderless Ship, made its debut over the weekend in the Baltic Sea off the coast of Poland.The new vessel, christened the USS Joseph R. Biden, was publicly displayed to demonstrate a show of force against the ever growing escalations of Russia, China, and North Korea. 

Defense Dept. Press Secretary John Kirby said in a statement that the new vessel "operates without a rudder thus giving it no direction or sense of control." Mr. Kirby added,  "It's old as f..k aesthetics serves to disarm the enemy by appearing as nothing more than an empty busted up vessel ready for the scrap yard." 

Most military experts believe the ship is being captained by Dr. Jill Biden but confirmation of that being true has yet to be determined.

They were only going out for a three hour tour.

A rudderless ship captained by an empty suit. Why did nobody think of this before?

Margaret wrote: ↑

3/28/2022, 2:50 pm

They were only going out for a three hour tour.

The Skipper played by Joe Biden
Gilligan played by Kamala Harris (It's 2022 people. Get with the program.)
Thurston Howell III played by John F'n Heinz-Kerry
Eunice "Lovey" Howell played by Nancy Pelosi
The Professor played by Anthony Fauci
The Movie Star played by Jen Psaki
Mary Anne played by Liz Cheney.

I'd like to say I can't wait for the first episode but I think I've seen it already.

It's something to be amazed at.